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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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11. aristocat: 1452 points
12. Dorb: 1445 points
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14. Commodore 64: 1406 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
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 nuke em: I need some chuggets for my schmeebs
 Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!
 dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.
 DrNinjaman: Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine.
 glenalec: @Peter Pantsless - Yes, at least a third of them make sort-of sense.
 Peter Pantsless: It's kind of embarrassing how many of these I actually like
 glenalec: Rub my nubs from end to end.
Image 248755   05-21-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
434
 
 namaste: @petepuma lolol
 petepuma: Hippopothomas approves!
 glenalec: Pump that fudge!
Image 248754   05-21-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
734
 
 KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*
 VeeKay: Break me outa this chubbicle
 Queeblo: Pump up that fudge!
 Winterneuro: My crabs dont run
 funny in the wall: musky is more of an above average villain.
Image 248753   05-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: Badonka Trump
 raditzu: Borderlands 2 FTW!
 BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat
 DrNinjaman: @WannaBee Flintstones reboot is looking promising
 inthrees: Badonkado
Image 248752   05-21-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
384
 
 tib gubb: your smile is like hamburger
 Air Biscuit: She will be petted
 Air Biscuit: She will be petted
Image 248751   05-21-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
362
 
 funny in the wall: i choose to take this literally and assume that the internet no longer knows what pixels are. shame on you, internet
Image 248750   05-21-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
319
 
 BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option
 Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.
 Kess: "Quick, cover me while I change behind this ATM. I said cover me!"
 Telkwa: You know how hard it is to find an ATM that uses Roman Numerals these days?
 Air Biscuit: *turns the atm so the little camera stays focused on the weeping angel.
Image 248749   05-21-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
415
 
 addend: "brate!"
 Air Biscuit: Serving size: 1
 glenalec: I like the white stuff. Baby. In the middle of an Oreo.
Image 248748   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
495
 
 Telkwa: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
 Dr Awkward: The irony of this is that the artist was not credited.
 Air Biscuit: Should have watermarked it.
 Peter Pantsless: The Internet is for whacking off
Image 248747   05-21-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
468
 
 VeeKay: PBJ carries a 90% mark up for the servers hurt feelings.
 UltraBeverly: The next meal is breakfast = NOTHING $1.00
 addend: "Will that be turkey or ham?" / "I said I don't care!"
 funny in the wall: Yeah fuck you, kid, Ill make sure youre obese by high school
Image 248746   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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