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272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

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272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

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272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

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272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

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 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys
 Otterman: @Sadbot In actual fact, my daughter and I shared the deep-fried lobster tail from the SFoT.
 Sadbot: I think this is from the year at the Texas State Fair where someone deep fried the actual concept of deep frying
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman LOL
 GiveMePlus: @Otterman dayum
 Mad Collager: They, ...they, ...deep-fried my hydrangea!
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 JAM IT IN MY MOUTH
 dangerkeith3000: It's all that crap from the bottom of a Long John Silver's fish basket.
 trelyate: Kentucky Fried Cortex?
 sparename: Huge-ey Bhaji?
Image 248701   05-21-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
709
 
 itskando: Fuck it, hooray for subtlety
 itskando: Username/upload idiocy. But it's subtle and cute I guess
 ColdHotCool: Also thinking bout thos beams.
 waterudoin: The author ate government secrets.
 Mad Collager: She's just beaming.
 San DoDo: So it's love and flowers that melt cold steel things, like my heart...
 glenalec: Water can't melt Wicked Witches of the West.
Image 248700   05-21-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
869
 
 addend: "Okay, okay. Let's paws for a minute."
 Peach Toddler: Hey. Paws.
 Zarathustra: Calm the f down Human.
Image 248699   05-21-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
827
 
 raditzu: @Zarathustra he's gonna win the lottery in 2 weeks, no need to comment there i guess
 Scoo: @Zarathustra Men are just supposed to stand there quietly and look pretty
 Telkwa: Gramma's done with Waiting for Godot.
 San DoDo: @Zarathustra
 DrinkMixMan: @Dr Awkward damn
 Dr Awkward: Dodged a bullet on that one. Like, literally.
 Zarathustra: There's no dialogue for the old man?
Image 248698   05-21-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
202
 
 Robespierre: The tide is high but I'm holdin' on / I'm gonna be your number one...
Image 248697   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
589
 
 DrNinjaman: I know it's not Kincade, but it's Kincade-esque.
 DrNinjaman: CODPIECE!
Image 248696   05-21-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
569
 
 Robespierre: I like chewing on Twiglets myself, doggo
Image 248695   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
656
 
 DrNinjaman: @WTF Hangry
 dangerkeith3000: He looks fairly healthy, actually, so
 WTF: It could have read "Me so horny!"
 Minnesotan: ur welcome
Image 248694   05-21-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
486
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Science I got a free subscription to Amazon Prime and the only thing I watch on it is The Man in the High Castle. My biggest gripe with Netflix is it will have the show or movie you want to stream...but then when you actually get around to watching it, they no longer carry it.
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)
 dangerkeith3000: @DrNinjaman Unlimited rentals, not unlimited content. I'm sure the store is fairly limited as well in its selections. I still haven't seen the Last Jedi.
 DrNinjaman: Well, Netflix isn't really unlimited. More and more it's mostly Netflix studios content. Also, how much do you actually watch? There are only so many hours in the day, and some of us have jobs. Anyway, what I'm saying is I just watched the Last Jedi which I checked out of the library.
 dangerkeith3000: Okay give me unlimited videos for 7.99/month!
Image 248693   05-21-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
214
 
 BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante
 Telkwa: Still or sparkling?
 dangerkeith3000: This is what rich people drink.
Image 248692   05-21-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
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