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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
525
 
 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"
 itskando: Prehensile
 Not A Bot: Cash only! No soup for you!
 Telkwa: PUNCH HIM!
 dangerkeith3000: Time to stroke the one-eyed snake...
 sparename: Not quite Salma Hayek
 Demon Universe: Get ripped with this one workout the gyms dont want you to know about!
 charlemagne: it's a metaphor
 San DoDo: Snake, I'm too glam to give a damn
 fanny: sssssssssssselfie
 glenalec: I demand bunssssssss.
Image 248691   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
569
 
 a robot: #248453 in action
 dangerkeith3000: Naaaaaaaaaasssty.
 Zarathustra: How it doesn't work *
 Telkwa: Hair Club for Men Secrets Revealed!
 barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.
Image 248690   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
814
 
 BavidDowie: baboushpup
 whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.
 San DoDo: @Spazstatic get out :D I love it
 Robespierre: We know; you seen some ... oh, never mind.
 Spazstatic: @Telkwa *paw-dawan
 Telkwa: The Force is strong in this padawan.
Image 248689   05-21-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 248688 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clayjar. Your image was bad, clayjar.
Score:
964
 
 itskando: Chaos .. PAINS! "AAAAHHHHII!!"
 wolfpk: Fox foreplay
 San DoDo: Off to the woods! Btw, we killed all your chickens..
 rubix1924: @Nope no u
 Robespierre: Chomp; a-chomp chomp
 Jesse P: He just wanted a little piece of tail.
 Nope: No u stay!
Image 248687   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
300
 
 DrNinjaman: @Robespierre Full disclosure, Watery Skunk Piss is MY go to summer outdoor beer. Coors is close, but I like the acridity of the real thing. Also, I don't have to share.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Pretty much agreed - as long as it's below 37 degrees F. Any temp above that and it tastes like watery skunk piss.
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 funny in the wall: Having two right hands is nice.
 dangerkeith3000: DAD?
 ignatz: Coors. Not even once
Image 248686   05-21-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!
 boxboxbox: Wasn t that what Wreck-Gar said?
 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?
 RiderFan: Back when gyms were a treat for the eyes with ladies in leotards (unlike the poison it is for today).
 WTF: @Nope I didn't need to see that.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I believe in me! (th)
 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.
 mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax she's my kind of lady.
 WannaBee: I would go see a doctor for your hand. That doesn't look right.
 Shay: Thanks for the information Peter Pan.
 jochenau: *sticks a soup spoon up his nose and exclaims, 'no comment!'"
 Warrax: Who's awkward as fuck and loves artificial sweetener? This gal right here.
 Air Biscuit: I crystal light, therefore I am.
 Nope: Google - "Channel Zero Teeth Monster"
Image 248685   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
653
 
 Springbok: Seems familiar
 DrNinjaman: @Yurishiro You better watch it with that foreign language shit
 DrNinjaman: @Sandor Tastes like chicken
 firesoup: Bottom right: Chickens defend us from the danger of cancer.
 Side Boob: She must be a king!
 Sandor: I'm in flavor country
 VeeKay: Saint Denis!
 sparename: Get ready for the New McChickotine Range of smokey taste sensations
 Mr. Butt: @DrinkMixMan You're the fastest gun in the West
 Mr. Butt: [obligatory cock smokers comment]
 DrinkMixMan: cocksmoker
Image 248684   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
692
 
 VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED
Image 248683   05-21-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
663
 
 sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.
 killme: @Felicity What the...w@termelon
 courtney: Shcroissants
 a robot: Both are good.
 Christina: I would prefer the watermelon.
 drhenry: I need this in my life.
 ignatz: Doner und Blitzen
Image 248682   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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