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273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

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273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...



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Score:
525
 
 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"
 itskando: Prehensile
 Not A Bot: Cash only! No soup for you!
 Telkwa: PUNCH HIM!
 dangerkeith3000: Time to stroke the one-eyed snake...
 sparename: Not quite Salma Hayek
 Demon Universe: Get ripped with this one workout the gyms dont want you to know about!
 charlemagne: it's a metaphor
 San DoDo: Snake, I'm too glam to give a damn
 fanny: sssssssssssselfie
 glenalec: I demand bunssssssss.
Image 248691   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
569
 
 a robot: #248453 in action
 dangerkeith3000: Naaaaaaaaaasssty.
 Zarathustra: How it doesn't work *
 Telkwa: Hair Club for Men Secrets Revealed!
 barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.
Image 248690   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
814
 
 BavidDowie: baboushpup
 whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.
 San DoDo: @Spazstatic get out :D I love it
 Robespierre: We know; you seen some ... oh, never mind.
 Spazstatic: @Telkwa *paw-dawan
 Telkwa: The Force is strong in this padawan.
Image 248689   05-21-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 248688 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clayjar. You have brought shame on us, clayjar.
Score:
964
 
 itskando: Chaos .. PAINS! "AAAAHHHHII!!"
 wolfpk: Fox foreplay
 San DoDo: Off to the woods! Btw, we killed all your chickens..
 rubix1924: @Nope no u
 Robespierre: Chomp; a-chomp chomp
 Jesse P: He just wanted a little piece of tail.
 Nope: No u stay!
Image 248687   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
300
 
 DrNinjaman: @Robespierre Full disclosure, Watery Skunk Piss is MY go to summer outdoor beer. Coors is close, but I like the acridity of the real thing. Also, I don't have to share.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Pretty much agreed - as long as it's below 37 degrees F. Any temp above that and it tastes like watery skunk piss.
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 funny in the wall: Having two right hands is nice.
 dangerkeith3000: DAD?
 betamax: Coors. Not even once
Image 248686   05-21-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!
 boxboxbox: Wasn t that what Wreck-Gar said?
 ITS TAPE: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?
 RiderFan: Back when gyms were a treat for the eyes with ladies in leotards (unlike the poison it is for today).
 WTF: @Nope I didn't need to see that.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I believe in me! (th)
 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.
 mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax she's my kind of lady.
 Mr Mumble: I would go see a doctor for your hand. That doesn't look right.
 Shay: Thanks for the information Peter Pan.
 jochenau: *sticks a soup spoon up his nose and exclaims, 'no comment!'"
 Warrax: Who's awkward as fuck and loves artificial sweetener? This gal right here.
 Air Biscuit: I crystal light, therefore I am.
 Nope: Google - "Channel Zero Teeth Monster"
Image 248685   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
653
 
 Springbok: Seems familiar
 DrNinjaman: @Yurishiro You better watch it with that foreign language shit
 DrNinjaman: @Sandor Tastes like chicken
 firesoup: Bottom right: Chickens defend us from the danger of cancer.
 Side Boob: She must be a king!
 Sandor: I'm in flavor country
 Mustyrats: Saint Denis!
 sparename: Get ready for the New McChickotine Range of smokey taste sensations
 Mr. Butt: @DrinkMixMan You're the fastest gun in the West
 Mr. Butt: [obligatory cock smokers comment]
 DrinkMixMan: cocksmoker
Image 248684   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
692
 
 Pront Remp: Wire guided feline IED
Image 248683   05-21-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
663
 
 sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.
 killme: @Felicity What the...w@termelon
 courtney: Shcroissants
 a robot: Both are good.
 Christina: I would prefer the watermelon.
 drhenry: I need this in my life.
 RimLickinGood: Doner und Blitzen
Image 248682   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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