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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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Score:
964
 
 itskando: Chaos .. PAINS! "AAAAHHHHII!!"
 wolfpk: Fox foreplay
 San DoDo: Off to the woods! Btw, we killed all your chickens..
 rubix1924: @Nope no u
 Robespierre: Chomp; a-chomp chomp
 Jesse P: He just wanted a little piece of tail.
 Nope: No u stay!
Image 248687   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
300
 
 DrNinjaman: @Robespierre Full disclosure, Watery Skunk Piss is MY go to summer outdoor beer. Coors is close, but I like the acridity of the real thing. Also, I don't have to share.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Pretty much agreed - as long as it's below 37 degrees F. Any temp above that and it tastes like watery skunk piss.
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 funny in the wall: Having two right hands is nice.
 dangerkeith3000: DAD?
 betamax: Coors. Not even once
Image 248686   05-21-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!
 boxboxbox: Wasn t that what Wreck-Gar said?
 ITS TAPE: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?
 RiderFan: Back when gyms were a treat for the eyes with ladies in leotards (unlike the poison it is for today).
 WTF: @Nope I didn't need to see that.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I believe in me! (th)
 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.
 mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax she's my kind of lady.
 Mr Mumble: I would go see a doctor for your hand. That doesn't look right.
 Shay: Thanks for the information Peter Pan.
 jochenau: *sticks a soup spoon up his nose and exclaims, 'no comment!'"
 Warrax: Who's awkward as fuck and loves artificial sweetener? This gal right here.
 Air Biscuit: I crystal light, therefore I am.
 Nope: Google - "Channel Zero Teeth Monster"
Image 248685   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
653
 
 Springbok: Seems familiar
 DrNinjaman: @Yurishiro You better watch it with that foreign language shit
 DrNinjaman: @Sandor Tastes like chicken
 firesoup: Bottom right: Chickens defend us from the danger of cancer.
 Side Boob: She must be a king!
 Sandor: I'm in flavor country
 Mustyrats: Saint Denis!
 sparename: Get ready for the New McChickotine Range of smokey taste sensations
 Mr. Butt: @DrinkMixMan You're the fastest gun in the West
 Mr. Butt: [obligatory cock smokers comment]
 DrinkMixMan: cocksmoker
Image 248684   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
692
 
 Pront Remp: Wire guided feline IED
Image 248683   05-21-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
663
 
 sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.
 killme: @Felicity What the...w@termelon
 courtney: Shcroissants
 a robot: Both are good.
 Christina: I would prefer the watermelon.
 drhenry: I need this in my life.
 RimLickinGood: Doner und Blitzen
Image 248682   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
822
 
 shwoarty: @wolfpk At least it s looking at her and holding a clipboard
 glenalec: @wolfpk It's just waiting to see if she dies so it can eat her.
 wolfpk: Like the cat is actually listening! It's a cat; since when di they listen to anything!!
 trelyate: this is all my insurance will cover
 Mister Beef: Point is, do you float?
 Telkwa: Purple user spitballin' poignant future comments.
 Tiny Butt: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit
 Nope: None of this shit explains why my food dish is empty BRENDA
Image 248681   05-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
452
 
 bug: pornhub
 Teechur: It might be dead.
 arctic fox: America.jpg
 Dr. Bathroom: The Al Bundy of worms.
 glenalec: Amateur!
 DrinkMixMan: anime
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!
 Air Biscuit: The internet?
 San DoDo: @jochenau shh!
 jochenau: I didn't realize asexual reproduction was a secret.
 Warrax: This worm has no dick.
 Side Boob: Scientology?
 highdra: His name is keith
 petepuma: uni-cel
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
Image 248680   05-21-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
294
 
 grizzly: One million ants
 Dr Awkward: I've seen some shit, man.
Image 248679   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
588
 
 l0dan: Sweet Fuck Hall
 wolfpk: A brothel?
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all
 Joseph: I've seen bigger.
 jochenau: Research results: Chinese "dacao ting", meaning "big exercise hall". However, the word for "fuck" is a homophone, also pronounced "cao", but it's written with a different character. Many Chinese fonts are "censored" and don't include the character for "fuck", so people use the "exercise" character as a substitute since it has the same pronunciation. Translation hilarity ensues...
 Mexico: AKA your mom's house.
 Nope: Behold the hall in which my fucks are stored.. (I care too much)
Image 248678   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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