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253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

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253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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Score:
964
 
 itskando: Chaos .. PAINS! "AAAAHHHHII!!"
 wolfpk: Fox foreplay
 San DoDo: Off to the woods! Btw, we killed all your chickens..
 rubix1924: @Nope no u
 Robespierre: Chomp; a-chomp chomp
 Jesse P: He just wanted a little piece of tail.
 Nope: No u stay!
Image 248687   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
300
 
 DrNinjaman: @Robespierre Full disclosure, Watery Skunk Piss is MY go to summer outdoor beer. Coors is close, but I like the acridity of the real thing. Also, I don't have to share.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Pretty much agreed - as long as it's below 37 degrees F. Any temp above that and it tastes like watery skunk piss.
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 funny in the wall: Having two right hands is nice.
 dangerkeith3000: DAD?
 ignatz: Coors. Not even once
Image 248686   05-21-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!
 boxboxbox: Wasn t that what Wreck-Gar said?
 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?
 RiderFan: Back when gyms were a treat for the eyes with ladies in leotards (unlike the poison it is for today).
 WTF: @Nope I didn't need to see that.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I believe in me! (th)
 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.
 mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax she's my kind of lady.
 WannaBee: I would go see a doctor for your hand. That doesn't look right.
 Shay: Thanks for the information Peter Pan.
 jochenau: *sticks a soup spoon up his nose and exclaims, 'no comment!'"
 Warrax: Who's awkward as fuck and loves artificial sweetener? This gal right here.
 Air Biscuit: I crystal light, therefore I am.
 Nope: Google - "Channel Zero Teeth Monster"
Image 248685   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
653
 
 Springbok: Seems familiar
 DrNinjaman: @Yurishiro You better watch it with that foreign language shit
 DrNinjaman: @Sandor Tastes like chicken
 firesoup: Bottom right: Chickens defend us from the danger of cancer.
 Side Boob: She must be a king!
 Sandor: I'm in flavor country
 VeeKay: Saint Denis!
 sparename: Get ready for the New McChickotine Range of smokey taste sensations
 Mr. Butt: @DrinkMixMan You're the fastest gun in the West
 Mr. Butt: [obligatory cock smokers comment]
 DrinkMixMan: cocksmoker
Image 248684   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
692
 
 VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED
Image 248683   05-21-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
663
 
 sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.
 killme: @Felicity What the...w@termelon
 courtney: Shcroissants
 a robot: Both are good.
 Christina: I would prefer the watermelon.
 drhenry: I need this in my life.
 ignatz: Doner und Blitzen
Image 248682   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
822
 
 shwoarty: @wolfpk At least it s looking at her and holding a clipboard
 glenalec: @wolfpk It's just waiting to see if she dies so it can eat her.
 wolfpk: Like the cat is actually listening! It's a cat; since when di they listen to anything!!
 trelyate: this is all my insurance will cover
 Mister Beef: Point is, do you float?
 Telkwa: Purple user spitballin' poignant future comments.
 VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit
 Nope: None of this shit explains why my food dish is empty BRENDA
Image 248681   05-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
452
 
 bug: pornhub
 Teechur: It might be dead.
 arctic fox: America.jpg
 Dr. Bathroom: The Al Bundy of worms.
 glenalec: Amateur!
 DrinkMixMan: anime
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!
 Air Biscuit: The internet?
 San DoDo: @jochenau shh!
 jochenau: I didn't realize asexual reproduction was a secret.
 Warrax: This worm has no dick.
 Side Boob: Scientology?
 highdra: His name is keith
 petepuma: uni-cel
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
Image 248680   05-21-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
294
 
 grizzly: One million ants
 Dr Awkward: I've seen some shit, man.
Image 248679   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
588
 
 l0dan: Sweet Fuck Hall
 wolfpk: A brothel?
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all
 Joseph: I've seen bigger.
 jochenau: Research results: Chinese "dacao ting", meaning "big exercise hall". However, the word for "fuck" is a homophone, also pronounced "cao", but it's written with a different character. Many Chinese fonts are "censored" and don't include the character for "fuck", so people use the "exercise" character as a substitute since it has the same pronunciation. Translation hilarity ensues...
 Mexico: AKA your mom's house.
 Nope: Behold the hall in which my fucks are stored.. (I care too much)
Image 248678   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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