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253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

253428  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 There is a school of thought that they are trying to teach us to hunt, so bringing us "easy prey" in the hope we'll get started soon. There is also my theory that my cat just loves murder and disembowelment, and tries to hide the evidence in my shoes.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!
 boxboxbox: Wasn t that what Wreck-Gar said?
 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?
 RiderFan: Back when gyms were a treat for the eyes with ladies in leotards (unlike the poison it is for today).
 WTF: @Nope I didn't need to see that.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I believe in me! (th)
 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.
 mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax she's my kind of lady.
 WannaBee: I would go see a doctor for your hand. That doesn't look right.
 Shay: Thanks for the information Peter Pan.
 jochenau: *sticks a soup spoon up his nose and exclaims, 'no comment!'"
 Warrax: Who's awkward as fuck and loves artificial sweetener? This gal right here.
 Air Biscuit: I crystal light, therefore I am.
 Nope: Google - "Channel Zero Teeth Monster"
Image 248685   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
653
 
 Springbok: Seems familiar
 DrNinjaman: @Yurishiro You better watch it with that foreign language shit
 DrNinjaman: @Sandor Tastes like chicken
 firesoup: Bottom right: Chickens defend us from the danger of cancer.
 Side Boob: She must be a king!
 Sandor: I'm in flavor country
 VeeKay: Saint Denis!
 sparename: Get ready for the New McChickotine Range of smokey taste sensations
 Mr. Butt: @DrinkMixMan You're the fastest gun in the West
 Mr. Butt: [obligatory cock smokers comment]
 DrinkMixMan: cocksmoker
Image 248684   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
692
 
 VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED
Image 248683   05-21-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
663
 
 sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.
 killme: @Felicity What the...w@termelon
 courtney: Shcroissants
 a robot: Both are good.
 Christina: I would prefer the watermelon.
 drhenry: I need this in my life.
 ignatz: Doner und Blitzen
Image 248682   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
822
 
 shwoarty: @wolfpk At least it s looking at her and holding a clipboard
 glenalec: @wolfpk It's just waiting to see if she dies so it can eat her.
 wolfpk: Like the cat is actually listening! It's a cat; since when di they listen to anything!!
 trelyate: this is all my insurance will cover
 Mister Beef: Point is, do you float?
 Telkwa: Purple user spitballin' poignant future comments.
 VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit
 Nope: None of this shit explains why my food dish is empty BRENDA
Image 248681   05-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
452
 
 bug: pornhub
 Teechur: It might be dead.
 arctic fox: America.jpg
 Dr. Bathroom: The Al Bundy of worms.
 glenalec: Amateur!
 DrinkMixMan: anime
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!
 Air Biscuit: The internet?
 San DoDo: @jochenau shh!
 jochenau: I didn't realize asexual reproduction was a secret.
 Warrax: This worm has no dick.
 Side Boob: Scientology?
 highdra: His name is keith
 petepuma: uni-cel
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
Image 248680   05-21-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
294
 
 grizzly: One million ants
 Dr Awkward: I've seen some shit, man.
Image 248679   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
588
 
 l0dan: Sweet Fuck Hall
 wolfpk: A brothel?
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all
 Joseph: I've seen bigger.
 jochenau: Research results: Chinese "dacao ting", meaning "big exercise hall". However, the word for "fuck" is a homophone, also pronounced "cao", but it's written with a different character. Many Chinese fonts are "censored" and don't include the character for "fuck", so people use the "exercise" character as a substitute since it has the same pronunciation. Translation hilarity ensues...
 Mexico: AKA your mom's house.
 Nope: Behold the hall in which my fucks are stored.. (I care too much)
Image 248678   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
290
 
 Mad Collager: @sparename @ignatz @Yurishiro Enjoy! youtube.com/…
 Air Biscuit: "This isn't metric!?!"
 Prumbo: @ignatz @sparename your profile fits one of a sociopath serial killer.
 ignatz: @sparename Also: Popped popcorn on any smooth surface. They peck at it and 99% of the time the popcorn flies away. The pigeons absolutely will not give up..
 sparename: Fun that can be had with pigeons - throw down chips(fries) of a size that they *just* can't quite swallow whole. They won't risk dropping it to peck at 'cos another pigeon might get it, so you try to get each and every pigeon around you gagging on a chip..
Image 248677   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
777
 
 Not A Bot: Ram-nachoss
 fanny: doggo's got mascot teeth
 Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice. Even if they dont quite reach the eyes.
 skillet: My name's Phteven. What's yours?
 GoGo Robotto: I iz vampire!
Image 248676   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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