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273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

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273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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452
 
 bug: pornhub
 Teechur: It might be dead.
 arctic fox: America.jpg
 Dr. Bathroom: The Al Bundy of worms.
 glenalec: Amateur!
 DrinkMixMan: anime
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!
 Air Biscuit: The internet?
 San DoDo: @jochenau shh!
 jochenau: I didn't realize asexual reproduction was a secret.
 Warrax: This worm has no dick.
 Side Boob: Scientology?
 highdra: His name is keith
 petepuma: uni-cel
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
 Minnesotan: axe body spray
Image 248680   05-21-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
294
 
 grizzly: One million ants
 Dr Awkward: I've seen some shit, man.
Image 248679   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
588
 
 l0dan: Sweet Fuck Hall
 wolfpk: A brothel?
 dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all
 Joseph: I've seen bigger.
 jochenau: Research results: Chinese "dacao ting", meaning "big exercise hall". However, the word for "fuck" is a homophone, also pronounced "cao", but it's written with a different character. Many Chinese fonts are "censored" and don't include the character for "fuck", so people use the "exercise" character as a substitute since it has the same pronunciation. Translation hilarity ensues...
 Mexico: AKA your mom's house.
 Nope: Behold the hall in which my fucks are stored.. (I care too much)
Image 248678   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
290
 
 Mad Collager: @sparename @ignatz @Yurishiro Enjoy! youtube.com/…
 Air Biscuit: "This isn't metric!?!"
 Prumbo: @ignatz @sparename your profile fits one of a sociopath serial killer.
 fatman: @sparename Also: Popped popcorn on any smooth surface. They peck at it and 99% of the time the popcorn flies away. The pigeons absolutely will not give up..
 sparename: Fun that can be had with pigeons - throw down chips(fries) of a size that they *just* can't quite swallow whole. They won't risk dropping it to peck at 'cos another pigeon might get it, so you try to get each and every pigeon around you gagging on a chip..
Image 248677   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
777
 
 Not A Bot: Ram-nachoss
 fanny: doggo's got mascot teeth
 Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice. Even if they dont quite reach the eyes.
 skillet: My name's Phteven. What's yours?
 GoGo Robotto: I iz vampire!
Image 248676   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
748
 
 Not A Bot: It's worth 1 triangle in Pete points.
 Telkwa: Free range is much better than caged.
Image 248675   05-21-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
857
 
 Robespierre: Jaunty!
 toolbag: *sea shanty intensifies*
 San DoDo: I forgot to file my taxes!
 The Dog Dies: SOMETHING TOUCHED ME
 Annoying Vegan : Fancy water birb.
Image 248674   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
507
 
 Warrax: Enough about meme. Let's talk about youm.
Image 248673   05-21-18   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
Score:
671
 
 not i spy: Pop goes Luigi cause Luigi goes pop
 BavidDowie: My Luigi Board informed me that I am pergerant
 dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?
 Air Biscuit: All signs point to Waa
 huskyboy: how is *insane cackling* not present?
 HermwoodLitmajor: This made me laugh.
 Minnesotan: waaaahahahaha!
Image 248672   05-21-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
612
 
 Prostata: i cant handle this much cute in one pic
Image 248671   05-21-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
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