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273544  a robot: "You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!!"

273539  Fantasy: Welcome to Garbagetown

273534  WTF: Are your children zombies?

273521  FabricMan: Gesundheit!

273541  tib gubb: Marty, we have to go back.

273542  tib gubb: I want this guy to write my resume.

273543  Peter Pantsless: He hed too smol

273542  FabricMan: "Will you require sponsorship?" "No."

273541  Bob: .. W

273470  crazymothaofa: Two seconds after that bong rip that just wrecked your shit

273549  Paint Chips: I sent this picture to my mom last time it was posted and she thought it was a childhood picture of me. Not sure what that says about me...

273540  tib gubb: nice photoshop job, dickweed

273536  tib gubb: wow it's rough when life isn't given to you on a silver platter

273538  Shay: One bourbon, one scotch, but no beer.

273537  tib gubb: damn idiot kids clogging up our parking lots

273538  tib gubb: I can relate to this.

273534  UltraBeverly: That bee did a number on those kids

273536  Bob: Existence is problematic.

273525  Not A Bot: Oh Anon, you're like that one kid who always talks about how much sex he is totally having all day long guys don't laugh she's canadian and totally real we had dozens of sex last summer

273539  Minnesotan: Mister Collision is my pro wrestling alter ego

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 Weedheart: You can t eat the same macaroni twice
 tib gubb: single? here's a special tray to catch your tears
 charlemagne: no added salt. unless you count your tears
Image 248535   05-20-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
323
 
 trelyate: Duke will never be able to give away the secret family recipe now!
 Air Biscuit: @Greifer I'm concerned about the security of them beans.
 Warrax: Oh dammit, I can't believe I wasted all that time cracking that safe and all it had in it was this can of beanz. Waaaait a minute. BeanZ? Oh, you almost got me there. Clever.
 Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans
Image 248534   05-20-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
760
 
 GoGo Robotto: Hilarious derping!
 TurkeyVulture: @Christina like I was saying.
 Wolfy21: Scanner war! Reee-reee-reee-reee-REEE-REEE-REEE-REEE!!!
 Robespierre: To quote each, "Wurf!"
 jochenau: The primal barbarian screaming in women's tennis frightens me.
 Christina: @TurkeyVulture You test for midichlorians.
 TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.
 Air Biscuit: Athletes everywhere are trying to use the force to get a competitive edge before the authorities catch on and start testing for it.
 Oober: Derp - weird derp - angry derp - super derp
Image 248533   05-20-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
760
 
 charlemagne: if your taxi is bloody, throw the fair into the drivers face to distract him as you run off into the night
 DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.
 propro: Dumb&Dumbledore
 glenalec: Uber would disagree.
Image 248532   05-20-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
631
 
 Science: The Public Works Department - your tax dollars at work
 Teechur: CHUDS just wanna stay dry
 totaljihad: I prefer to believe the ninja turtles live in the cleanest part of the sewer
 Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!
 Air Biscuit: The sewer dwellers had picked the driest location they could find to build their home.
 firesoup: Fail
Image 248531   05-20-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
633
 
 Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!
 Yam: No pitty, this is my pot pie!
Image 248530   05-20-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
470
 
 trelyate: the ring halo is actually a nice touch
 carpwoman: Idiot is right.
 Dr Awkward: Heh. Farting Network. FARTS.
Image 248529   05-20-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
778
 
 Dick Inspector: Another Dada performance? I am unfamiliar with this one.
 Porbo Mellus: @funny in the wall it's Helga, Arnold and Gerald from Hey Arnold!
 charlemagne: @funny in the wall hey arthur, american cartoon about a boy with a severely deformed head
 grizzly: @funny in the wall Hey! Arnold!
 funny in the wall: The fuck is this?
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau "ball!?! You throw ball?"
 XLY: this is super cute
 jochenau: Hey football-head!
Image 248528   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
416
 
 raditzu: Totally love it. Any idea where to find more?
 raditzu: Isn't that from Scandinavian folklore?
 Greifer: oh hello there krampus
 Dreforian: "Damn kids and their happy little trees. When I was your age all we had were angry trees and they were huge!"
Image 248527   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
618
 
 Prostata: noseleather
 Air Biscuit: "Boop my snoot you lil bitch"
Image 248526   05-20-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
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