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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
709
 
 trelyate: written by UR MOM!
 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!
 Joseph: Wouldn't that give you a sore penis? It's just too much.
 WannaBee: @Mr. Shine perhaps Shardelle was her clean up girl and that's why she's bitter.
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Shine @WannaBee and I don't want to be having those thoughts.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee see, now you have me thinking about the logistics of it, like cleanup and such.
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark thank you, I admit I had wondered.
 WannaBee: If she takes a 30 min lunch and works 49 weeks (minus 2 for vacation and roughly 1 for holidays), that's about 3.5 an hour.
 grizzly: You had me at "holiday handjobs are sad for everyone."
 winwolf: Handy
 Amy Housewine: Shardelle is always running her mouth.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna need some kind of wrist brace.
 reagan: Google Books tells me this is The Grownup By Gillian Flynn in case anyone wondered
Image 248508   05-20-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
575
 
 flatluigi: @Amy Housewine Rad for this!
 Dreforian: Day 236. He still doesn't suspect we are plush toys.
 Amy Housewine: Excuse me, is this the queue for lettuce?
 Air Biscuit: Leapfrog: not just for frogs anymore
Image 248507   05-20-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
337
 
 E. HONDA: I think you mean 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, ...
 Jabberwikket: Ohhh, Instructions Very Clear: I HAVE DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL !!! *OM NONOM HAMP NOM CRUNCH* [discovered later surrounded by empty boxes & crumbs] What do you mean it's not 2047 ? ....
 Air Biscuit: When the doctor tells you you have one year left to live...
 Jolly Well: One box of thin mints will not last me a half day, let alone a month...
Image 248506   05-20-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
716
 
 dangerkeith3000: They were doing it in metric.
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark you know, they look just like us!
 Side Boob: They should be home eating Thin Mints like normal people
 Air Biscuit: If more people carried flashlights on evening strolls, there would be less dog poop to step in.
 Nope: You can tell this was years ago because they are still alive.
 sundragon: Those damn suspicious Canadians, going for walks...
Image 248505   05-20-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
740
 
 Air Biscuit: 4UW pup
Image 248504   05-20-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
609
 
 Air Biscuit: "Can I get my nose pierced?"
 VeeKay: Might be a while babe, doggo swallowed it.
 ignatz: I do!
Image 248503   05-20-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
777
 
 Greifer: puts it on his face
 Mr. Whiskers: Truly evil...
 Air Biscuit: Wait till you see the weird tan lines it gives you...
 Christina: Love at first sight.
Image 248502   05-20-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
530
 
 cishet: Sorry; hospital regulations
Image 248501   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
444
 
 Greifer: there is a meth bus?!
 wolfpk: You have to be high on meth to get on that bus!
 Nope: Probably safer than most school buses.
 Christina: It's cool because it has no ceiling.
 Air Biscuit: "Ms. Frizzle, what is the educational value of this field trip?""
 Warrax: Has to be towed because they sold the engine to buy meth.
 rustedpeace: SMOKE all the METH you want! ... just not on the bus
 ignatz: Meth bus: Not even once
Image 248500   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
643
 
 Donut: "You're being evicted tomorrow."
 Mr. Shine: RAD for AC
 Air Biscuit: And how you cleaned up your life.
 Mr. Butt: Fucking wrecked.
Image 248499   05-20-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
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