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271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

272384  wolfpk: The harvest is humming along!

272330  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Cause he's French

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

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 trelyate: this picture was taken seconds before that hand was mauled beyond recognition
 Mr. Shine: Tee hee hee!
 Air Biscuit: This is the most wonderful thing about tiggurz.
 a robot: OHMYGOSH that kitty looks sooo soft!
Image 248493   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
364
 
 stunt nuts: *drops jaw*
 dangerkeith3000: Is this a snuff photo?
 Mr. Shine: I have questions.
 Warrax: They killed her.
 DogsRGreat: Ladies have hair on their heads.
 Mr. Butt: That lighting is really 2004.
 desertfox: The classic one-of-each-colour
 Nope: They seem nice
 Christina: Phitobombers.
Image 248492   05-20-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
629
 
 Mr. Shine: *fwoosh!*
 Scoo: Jazz wings!
 Dreforian: Best Warframe yet!
 Springbok: Steller's Jay
Image 248491   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
310
 
 Mr Bleak: Police says: "Daddy pushed him".
 trelyate: a little late for Harambe...
 dangerkeith3000: I'm on the fence about this one.
 wolfpk: Is that why at feeding time, you encourage people to sit on the fence?
 Joseph: There's a 50% chance that you'll fall out actually.
 AlexDeLarge: Cyanide and happiness isn't what it used to be
Image 248490   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
766
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Owen and Mzee...love them
 shadebane: Best pals
 Science: "Are you my mother?"
 dangerkeith3000: May December romance.
 Scoo: If you sit on the fence you will fall in
 Christina: Good friends despite the age difference.
 Dr Awkward: And that's the story of the world's first Tortoipotamus
Image 248489   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
236
 
 dangerkeith3000: The booty emoji
 Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo
 Robespierre: Rooty-toot-toot, this is fruit
 inthrees: James and the Average Peach.
Image 248488   05-20-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
366
 
 blue shoes: @trelyate Amen.
 trelyate: any size is sad and lonely size if you are sad and lonely enough
 glenalec: @Demon Universe - It's sad and lonely up there, I hear.
 Fiveninety: so you buy the biggest one and eat all of it in a sitting
 Demon Universe: That was all internet reception. Im in the hills people!
 Demon Universe: No, they have those. I just bought some sad and lonely pasta sauce for one.
 Demon Universe: No, they have those. I just bought some sad and lonely pasta sauce for one.
Image 248487   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
492
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nut Milk
 Mr. Shine: I heard it's sometimes bitter and salty.
 mrmaestro: Dr Nut should go into the vasectomy business
 Demon Universe: And they said he was crazy! Incidentally, he was...
 skatermario: No thanks, I'll take your word for it.
Image 248486   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Nope
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 Greifer: now off for a delicious Dr. Nut
 wolfpk: Some burning is about to go on, and I don't mean rubber!
 grizzly: Not riding an Indian.
 Robespierre: Water Buffalo Lodge, represent!
 Christina: That's not a motorbiker's helmet.
 Greek Fire: Life goals.
 sparename: And I live like this 'cause I like it, And seen too much to pretend
Image 248485   05-20-18   Uploaded by    dorian
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 tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time
 funny in the wall: This rivals my say yeth to meth campaign slogan
 bubbles: Your teen comes home and you smell cocaine... stop sniffing cocaine in front of your children!
 yawgmoth: Your teen comes home and you smell marijuana... once again you forgot to febreeze the house. Why not be honest, come clean, and break out the bong?
 Amy Housewine: I'm nearly certain that the word 'of' was meant to come between 'smell' and 'marijuana'.
 fanny: you make sure it hasn't been pinched from your stash, THEN air guitar.
Image 248484   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
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