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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
1166
 
 trelyate: this picture was taken seconds before that hand was mauled beyond recognition
 Mr. Shine: Tee hee hee!
 Air Biscuit: This is the most wonderful thing about tiggurz.
 a robot: OHMYGOSH that kitty looks sooo soft!
Image 248493   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
364
 
 stunt nuts: *drops jaw*
 dangerkeith3000: Is this a snuff photo?
 Mr. Shine: I have questions.
 Warrax: They killed her.
 VoR: Ladies have hair on their heads.
 Mr. Butt: That lighting is really 2004.
 desertfox: The classic one-of-each-colour
 Nope: They seem nice
 Christina: Phitobombers.
Image 248492   05-20-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
629
 
 Mr. Shine: *fwoosh!*
 Scoo: Jazz wings!
 Dreforian: Best Warframe yet!
 Springbok: Steller's Jay
Image 248491   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
310
 
 Mr Bleak: Police says: "Daddy pushed him".
 trelyate: a little late for Harambe...
 dangerkeith3000: I'm on the fence about this one.
 wolfpk: Is that why at feeding time, you encourage people to sit on the fence?
 Joseph: There's a 50% chance that you'll fall out actually.
 AlexDeLarge: Cyanide and happiness isn't what it used to be
Image 248490   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
766
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Owen and Mzee...love them
 shadebane: Best pals
 Science: "Are you my mother?"
 dangerkeith3000: May December romance.
 Scoo: If you sit on the fence you will fall in
 Christina: Good friends despite the age difference.
 Dr Awkward: And that's the story of the world's first Tortoipotamus
Image 248489   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
236
 
 dangerkeith3000: The booty emoji
 Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo
 Robespierre: Rooty-toot-toot, this is fruit
 inthrees: James and the Average Peach.
Image 248488   05-20-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
366
 
 blue shoes: @trelyate Amen.
 trelyate: any size is sad and lonely size if you are sad and lonely enough
 glenalec: @Demon Universe - It's sad and lonely up there, I hear.
 Fiveninety: so you buy the biggest one and eat all of it in a sitting
 Demon Universe: That was all internet reception. Im in the hills people!
 Demon Universe: No, they have those. I just bought some sad and lonely pasta sauce for one.
 Demon Universe: No, they have those. I just bought some sad and lonely pasta sauce for one.
Image 248487   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
492
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nut Milk
 Mr. Shine: I heard it's sometimes bitter and salty.
 VoR: Dr Nut should go into the vasectomy business
 Demon Universe: And they said he was crazy! Incidentally, he was...
 skatermario: No thanks, I'll take your word for it.
Image 248486   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
411
 
 Greifer: now off for a delicious Dr. Nut
 wolfpk: Some burning is about to go on, and I don't mean rubber!
 grizzly: Not riding an Indian.
 Robespierre: Water Buffalo Lodge, represent!
 Christina: That's not a motorbiker's helmet.
 Greek Fire: Life goals.
 sparename: And I live like this 'cause I like it, And seen too much to pretend
Image 248485   05-20-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
405
 
 tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time
 funny in the wall: This rivals my say yeth to meth campaign slogan
 bubbles: Your teen comes home and you smell cocaine... stop sniffing cocaine in front of your children!
 yawgmoth: Your teen comes home and you smell marijuana... once again you forgot to febreeze the house. Why not be honest, come clean, and break out the bong?
 Amy Housewine: I'm nearly certain that the word 'of' was meant to come between 'smell' and 'marijuana'.
 fanny: you make sure it hasn't been pinched from your stash, THEN air guitar.
Image 248484   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
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