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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
1035
 
 Greifer: i take eight!
 Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute
 glenalec: Stabby girl!
 Mr. Shine: I've seen enough etc, etc . . . . Seriously though, that's cool.
 Nope: Porn gonna love this
 FireBreathingMarmot: Inventors gonna invent.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: I'd put one of those finger hands on the end.
 Butcherboy: Id use my robot hand for good
 Otterman: I need to figure out how she controls it.
 charlemagne: I'd lose a hand for that
 itskando: Prehensile
 FarmerWalk: fucking A!
Image 248470   05-20-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
731
 
 Not A Bot: A pug is in the snow.
 Theta Zero: This is making me miss my rabbit. They're such gentle and sweet creatures that are super affectionate. They'll nuzzle up to you or jump in place whenever you come home, but their affection for you is very subtle sometimes. For how short they live, they share a lot of love with their owners.
Image 248469   05-20-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
736
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 248468   05-20-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
525
 
 Not A Bot: Why don't you just tell your kid to stop being a whiny little brat and eat the crust.
 Not A Bot: Not in Trump's America.
Image 248467   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
311
 
 Teechur: @Dan Tagonistic Hey, Jewds, don't make it bad Take a sad frog and make it better....
 Dan Tagonistic: @Mr. Butt My Jewds
 Mr. Butt: Missed opportunity ..."my Jews"
 a robot: no it is not
 Ihminen: timely
Image 248466   05-20-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
215
 
 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan
 Winterneuro: @Side Boob I will...thanks!
 Side Boob: @Winterneuro they got bought and the new company changed the formula. Try this Earth Friendly Stain and Odor Remover Spray - 22 fl oz amazon.com/dp/B00E6OEBW4/…
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Not Sam: Is that...sand?!
 Winterneuro: SAdly, Ive not found that natures miracle actually works!
 charlemagne: there should be licenses for keeping animals
 itskando: @WannaBee thanks to nature's miracle, it does!
 Big Baby: I bet it smells great in there.
 Annoying Vegan : There goes your deposit.
 VeeKay: Shitty grouping
 pewdiepie: .what. .the. .fuck.
Image 248465   05-20-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: Reason for firing evident
 Greifer: sucks to be you man
Image 248464   05-20-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
305
 
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic I miss the plough, not been around there in yonks... anyway, I'll be wearing a red carnation
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne It'll be the Chelsea or the Plough then. The Queen's Head is always dead
 CoffeeAndCigs: Cool!
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic ha, yeah? I've probably tried pushing in front of you at some bar then already
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne Four miles from me!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Where parrots aren't
 charlemagne: I live about a mile away from that street
 SS Keith: Rhombus coming through, beep beep mother fucker!
Image 248463   05-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
487
 
 Stumpwiz: Living in the embassy has really aged Julian Assange.
 Otterman: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension.
Image 248462   05-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
480
 
 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!
 DrNinjaman: Now just hold it closed until everyone is sober.
 Shay: There's a K-9 lurking in the shadows looking to fuck shit up.
 glenalec: I think this might be 'resisting arrest'
 Springbok: ...mlem?
 Nope: COME BACK WITH A WARRANT
 VeeKay: My zombie parents trying to bust up my storming party
 redpeepee: The walking dad
 Starky15: Its the Spurbury Police! Open up meow!
Image 248461   05-20-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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