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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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Score:
190
 
 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan
 Winterneuro: @Side Boob I will...thanks!
 Side Boob: @Winterneuro they got bought and the new company changed the formula. Try this Earth Friendly Stain and Odor Remover Spray - 22 fl oz amazon.com/dp/B00E6OEBW4/…
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Not Sam: Is that...sand?!
 Winterneuro: SAdly, Ive not found that natures miracle actually works!
 charlemagne: there should be licenses for keeping animals
 itskando: @WannaBee thanks to nature's miracle, it does!
 WannaBee: I bet it smells great in there.
 Annoying Vegan : There goes your deposit.
 VeeKay: Shitty grouping
 pewdiepie: .what. .the. .fuck.
Image 248465   05-20-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: Reason for firing evident
 Greifer: sucks to be you man
Image 248464   05-20-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
281
 
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic I miss the plough, not been around there in yonks... anyway, I'll be wearing a red carnation
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne It'll be the Chelsea or the Plough then. The Queen's Head is always dead
 CoffeeAndCigs: Cool!
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic ha, yeah? I've probably tried pushing in front of you at some bar then already
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne Four miles from me!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Where parrots aren't
 charlemagne: I live about a mile away from that street
 SS Keith: Rhombus coming through, beep beep mother fucker!
Image 248463   05-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
460
 
 Stumpwiz: Living in the embassy has really aged Julian Assange.
 Otterman: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension.
Image 248462   05-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
454
 
 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!
 DrNinjaman: Now just hold it closed until everyone is sober.
 Shay: There's a K-9 lurking in the shadows looking to fuck shit up.
 glenalec: I think this might be 'resisting arrest'
 Springbok: ...mlem?
 Nope: COME BACK WITH A WARRANT
 VeeKay: My zombie parents trying to bust up my storming party
 redpeepee: The walking dad
 Starky15: Its the Spurbury Police! Open up meow!
Image 248461   05-20-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
230
 
 Joseph: Haha
 Pickle Dick: Hahaha
 Greifer: at&t made me gay
 Theta Zero: Thanks for clearly labeling your name, FBI spy.
Image 248460   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 248459 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by qazwsx. Your image was bad, qazwsx.
Score:
549
 
 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*
 VoR: Meh
 Christina: Now I want to do it.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 VeeKay: It's opposite day! Hooray!
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh I guess the mods are over that one.
 aristocat: Meep meep! Put it in a showcase!
 barfolomew: This must be the Cathy I've heard so much about.
 WTF: I think they meant 'Doot'
 fanny: *sadly moves butt away from horn*
 redmonkey3: "DO"
 VoR: On reverse.. make me hurt you.
 Amy Housewine: No 'Stairway'. Denied.
 ignatz: Can't not
Image 248458   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
214
 
 Greifer: @Mr. Whiskers naaa, looks like to me he's remembering those giant mutant weed ticks exploding from his body
 Mr. Whiskers: Hes still mad about that Trix rabbit thing
 imaginary gf: Parents just don't understand
Image 248457   05-20-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
260
 
 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?
 Shay: Rex Ryan's attempt to get his coaching job back didn't go so well.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Giving a presentation on how to reflect on everything unsatisfactory in your life.
 a robot: I used to have almost that exact same dress only I wore it to be Magenta in Rocky Horror Picture Show
 VeeKay: Voldemort knees
 mwoody: Parents just don't understand
 Mr. Whiskers: @ignatz Help us aggroGators, youre our only hope
 fanny: what a despicable human.
 WTF: That look when you ask someone if today's the day they are going to tell the truth for the first time or if they are going to tell their 4295th lie instead.
 ignatz: Face swap with knees please..
Image 248456   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
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