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253162  dangerkeith3000: Someone gonna die now.

253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

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253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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Score:
576
 
 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.
 Prostata: ...until now
 FireBreathingMarmot: I should find out now what scams I will fall for when I'm old so I can avoid them.
 UnknownSample: What website is this? I should check.
 tib gubb: i don't know... is it?
 wolfpk: *but it is there now
 WTF: (Runs program again) "Hey Ma, it says my credit card's on 3728 databases now!"
 Peter Pantsless: Aaaaand it's gone!
 Shay: Thanks Dixie!
 FabricMan: I can see my mom falling for this
Image 248393   05-19-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
491
 
 Warrax: Does a way better job at cleaning up the streets than that douche Batman does.
Image 248392   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: First thing we do is kill all the lawyers.
 Volwen: Cow tipping isn't a real thing
Image 248391   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
243
 
 Shay: Nicki Minaj and her posse tried to crash the royal wedding.
Image 248390   05-19-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
469
 
 Science: @Air Biscuit: Not really - a legit service animal has a card identifying it as such. Any other animal is someone's pet. It gives real service animals a bad name when someone's little shit of a dog bites a kid.
 glenalec: Someone's about to tell a shaggy-dog story!
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine "service" has a very broad definition.
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit I work retail, and we have an insufferable psycho lady who insists on bringing in her Boston Terrier. "He's a service animal!" No, he isn't, he's wearing a tutu and sunglasses.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to learn thats a real thing that people have.
 Telkwa: It's the majestic craft beer hound in his natural environment.
 wolfpk: That dog is a babe magnet. As long as you consider picking them up and caring them home a magnet.
 WTF: "Sir, you can't bring your Dire Wolf in here."
 Mr. Shine: Uh, it's a service pony.
Image 248389   05-19-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
325
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Behold! the fields in which I grow my Irishmen
 Not A Bot: Days? More like minutes, amirite guys? Guys?
 Not A Bot: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Robespierre: Beauty of Banaue
Image 248388   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
443
 
 glenalec: Bunsai
 tib gubb: stupid sexy flora
 Sandor: Stupid sexy planters
 mwoody: Feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL!
 Side Boob: Buns of wood
 Larp Belb: Dat thicc tho
Image 248387   05-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: @isosceleswaffle I'm betting on sriracha
 isosceleswaffle: Poached egg and uh... ketchup?
 Demon Universe: Id eat it if it was strawberry jam and whipped cream, but Im afraid its hot sauce and soured cream.
 tib gubb: Delicious
Image 248386   05-19-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
829
 
 nightmarez: You get em @Yam
 Telkwa: *little tiny SNAP*
 raditzu: weird ass zerglings
 Warrax: Cute, but you can't trade this for a bottle of malt liquor.
 Whatever: Now where did I put that mutagen?
 DrNinjaman: Reptocurrency
 mwoody: Thanks for the quarter; otherwise, I would have assumed these were giant Galapagos tortoises and you're a giant.
 sparename: Terra-pin money
 bug: That's a good price for tiny turtles.
 Yam: And that's how I got salmonella
 Seven Eight Nine: Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!
Image 248385   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
466
 
 Amy Housewine: @sparename Gah!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Just wait for the tasting at 5pm. You will be tore up before the bottom of the first sample.
 sparename: House-Sparrow Hunting Housewine
 Telkwa: But why is the rum gone, Jack?
 Yam: Usually white wines go best with poultry, little birdo
Image 248384   05-19-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
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