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273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

273567  static xyz: From the thumbnail I thought it was a Tide pod.

273557  Sadbot: Flavortown is near

273557  tib gubb: cruelty to robots?

273555  Peter Pantsless: That's a Ford, if you can believe it

273549  Not A Bot: now that's something you don't see everyday

273416  Rembo Prundus: @revtom me also

273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

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10. Side Boob



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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
906
 
 Korrok: Probably....
 DrNinjaman: Lugnuts! Precious Lugnuts!
 Telkwa: Who Whoo's there?
Image 248356   05-19-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
368
 
 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)
 grizzly: Then he died in a car wreck.
 DrNinjaman: Taking "Junk in the trunk" too literally.
 sparename: Little toy car gonna cruise the Hershey Highway
 White Rice: And then they go to the doctor, who takes an x-ray, and is embarrassed for the guy (also, theyre in Mexico, to add to the confusion)
 dobbiesdoogs: @Skinr get in the back door baybaaaay
 a robot: That's nice, dear.
 elmosco: Wheely bad idea
 Mr. Shine: Morbidly prescient, I guess?
 Air Biscuit: Feat: "that guy in the back who is really excited by this"
 Whatever: Sounds like a shitty ride
 Skinr: Get out of my hand / Get into my butt
 waaaaaat: TMI.
Image 248355   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
767
 
 addend: Username explains it.
 Munkybut: And now I'm going to lube up this dog...
 Dresdenkeogh: The rainel in spaniel falls mainly on the planiel
Image 248354   05-19-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
141
 
 dobbiesdoogs: @Air Biscuit worse...pittsburgh fans
 Minnesotan: I whooped batman's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 Mr. Butt: New Venom movie looking good.
 Air Biscuit: Are the stands full of minions?
Image 248353   05-19-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
1072
 
 depression: Cats can make themselves extra-cute at will
 Skinr: PUSSSSSS... in boots.
Image 248352   05-19-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
491
 
 Mr Bleak: Erm ... what did the cat do with the rest of the car?
 Mr Bleak: Now Tiddles, get out of that Cone of Shame!
 Annoying Vegan : This is the most metal thing Ive seen all day.
 Passive: Looks like a bad cat-alytic converter
 SuedeOxford: Now I'm lubing up the little cat, because I'm going to put it in my wheel.
 Telkwa: Behold the mighty Shield of Bastet!
 Air Biscuit: Mad cats: beyond meowderdome
 sparename: Hubcat
Image 248351   05-19-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
555
 
 Kaviri: Damnit, Bobby.
 Telkwa: *Slams door and stomps down stairway towards basement bedroom*
 Shay: Or my son for that matter.
 mwoody: They look like ASCII art but not from a language I understand.
 shipotle: Ok but wtf is wrong with your head u look like bram stoker's dracula.
Image 248350   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
517
 
 neutron: DUUUUH
Image 248349   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
1008
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @addend Thank God I have all these reversible jackets and false mustaches.
 addend: Limit 1 per customer.
Image 248348   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
338
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Nick is old af
 Telkwa: To Jesus: Say a prayer for my elves and reindeer. Love Santa Claus.
 McBomalds: Jeebus
 Christina: If Jesus was not real, how could he sign this Bible? Explain that, atheists!
 Shay: That's a weird way to spell "Jerry".
Image 248347   05-19-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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