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273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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 Science: If you have a vanity plate that says "B Humbl," you ain't.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.
 Side Boob: If this was a pickup truck, there would be a lot more whinging in here.
 FireBreathingMarmot: We need this guy for the grading curve.
 Minnesotan: some cars are just asking to get flipped over and set on fire. preferably with the owners inside.
 Air Biscuit: Haha(clicks picture and then gets back in car and parks properly)
 El hefe: DUSH PRK
 Christina: How to park like as asshole.
 Telkwa: Humility: (noun) A self-congratulatory free ticket to park wherever the hell you like.
 Lantry: sit down!
 Nope: If I put my wipers up no one can ticket me! Hey, who keyed my car?
 Kevin II: What? I'm parked perfectly on the line..
Image 248338   05-19-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
679
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Whatever - it's warm.
 Air Biscuit: When you unwittingly walk through a catnip patch on the way home.
 crazyfingers: Looking for my self esteem in there. WHERE ARE YOU
 White Rice: My last cat would do this...I still miss that little shoe sniffer.
 Telkwa: Bet it smells real nice in there.
Image 248337   05-19-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
592
 
 Telkwa: I'll take the orange box for $300 Alec.
Image 248336   05-19-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
409
 
 mwoody: I'll never be in a relationship like this. Mostly because I'd switch to blowing halfway through, so it spewed out her nose.
 a robot: What should I be imagining here?
 Air Biscuit: It's all one straw. She's just helping him hold it.
 spydermon: *HYURK*
 San DoDo: @Lantry @VeeKay can we make a circle? or should I say a triangle?
 Lantry: @VeeKay hold on, I'll get a straw
 Morn Bumbies: I am throwing up in my mouth right now
Image 248335   05-19-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
242
 
 wolfpk: The lobster klan?
 Whatever: Its good to see the KKK is letting color into their little club
 sundragon: @Christina heh, I thought so too.
 Shay: @San DoDo @Side Boob NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
 Christina: Sisterhood of the menstrual cup.
 Side Boob: @San DoDo Nobody ever does
 San DoDo: I didn't expect this
Image 248334   05-19-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
245
 
 toaster: Cool
 toolbag: @DrinkMixMan please just stick to drinks
 DrinkMixMan: I bet that fries up real nice
 Telkwa: I always wondered how inmates completed the biology lab final exam for a correspondence school degree.
 Butcherboy: Man grilled beef heart tacos sounds amazing right now
 Yam: I want some chicken hearts now
 Yam: I want some chicken hearts now
Image 248333   05-19-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
441
 
 Wumph Morms: MORE PETS FOR PROMOTION
 Air Biscuit: Business cat is diversifying by investing in other kinds of business pets.
 Ihminen: animal crossing live action movie looking ok so far. they did alright with casting this dog as isabelle
 Nope: Quit baby talking me Karen it says here your credit history is horrible and I have to deny you the loan. I'm sorry but here is some credit counselors you can work with to help get your score and history back to a level we can do business with you. PUT THAT TREAT AWAY I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
Image 248332   05-19-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
261
 
 craftjunk: lol spangled
 Shay: This is also known as the Detective Frank Drebin Version.
 El hefe: Not a fan of the lyrics for some versions of this
 Telkwa: 20 minutes of estimated play time sounds about right.
 San DoDo: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................................................................................................................................................................saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...... :D
 Mr. Shine: *Beyonce version
 sparename: And the last two words are "PLAY BALL!"
Image 248331   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
40
 
 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.
 FireBreathingMarmot: IRONY: It's an anger mgmt class.
 dobbiesdoogs: wow, kroger brand dr. pepper knock-offs are rude
 glenalec: My university gives free flu-shots to any staff who wants them.
 Astanapan: Whoever gave me the flu is a horrible bastard and deserves to be assaulted. On an unrelated note, I'm coming in Thursday to give ALL of you the flu.
 younglink: @Nope Clearly contravening university policy there, sackable.
 Yam: Dominic you rat. Gave me the ol spicy virus!
 Nope: @VeeKay Tenure!
 afroking: Director of HR needs a little chat when you're fit to return to work Dr K. We don't sack sick people.
 Air Biscuit: Throat punch, to help you clear out all the mucus. Teamwork.
Image 248330   05-19-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
454
 
 Passive: Nice beaver!
 Telkwa: Puxatawny Phil gets a brisk towel down after his first Spring shower. (Finally)
 Air Biscuit: DUN dun DUhhhh!
Image 248329   05-19-18   Uploaded by    reagan
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