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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

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 Science: If you have a vanity plate that says "B Humbl," you ain't.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.
 Side Boob: If this was a pickup truck, there would be a lot more whinging in here.
 FireBreathingMarmot: We need this guy for the grading curve.
 Minnesotan: some cars are just asking to get flipped over and set on fire. preferably with the owners inside.
 Air Biscuit: Haha(clicks picture and then gets back in car and parks properly)
 El hefe: DUSH PRK
 Christina: How to park like as asshole.
 Telkwa: Humility: (noun) A self-congratulatory free ticket to park wherever the hell you like.
 Lantry: sit down!
 Nope: If I put my wipers up no one can ticket me! Hey, who keyed my car?
 ignatz: What? I'm parked perfectly on the line..
Image 248338   05-19-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
679
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Whatever - it's warm.
 Air Biscuit: When you unwittingly walk through a catnip patch on the way home.
 crazyfingers: Looking for my self esteem in there. WHERE ARE YOU
 White Rice: My last cat would do this...I still miss that little shoe sniffer.
 Telkwa: Bet it smells real nice in there.
Image 248337   05-19-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
592
 
 Telkwa: I'll take the orange box for $300 Alec.
Image 248336   05-19-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
409
 
 mwoody: I'll never be in a relationship like this. Mostly because I'd switch to blowing halfway through, so it spewed out her nose.
 a robot: What should I be imagining here?
 Air Biscuit: It's all one straw. She's just helping him hold it.
 spydermon: *HYURK*
 San DoDo: @Lantry @VeeKay can we make a circle? or should I say a triangle?
 Lantry: @VeeKay hold on, I'll get a straw
 VeeKay: I am throwing up in my mouth right now
Image 248335   05-19-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
242
 
 wolfpk: The lobster klan?
 Whatever: Its good to see the KKK is letting color into their little club
 sundragon: @Christina heh, I thought so too.
 Shay: @San DoDo @Side Boob NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
 Christina: Sisterhood of the menstrual cup.
 Side Boob: @San DoDo Nobody ever does
 San DoDo: I didn't expect this
Image 248334   05-19-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
245
 
 toaster: Cool
 toolbag: @DrinkMixMan please just stick to drinks
 DrinkMixMan: I bet that fries up real nice
 Telkwa: I always wondered how inmates completed the biology lab final exam for a correspondence school degree.
 Butcherboy: Man grilled beef heart tacos sounds amazing right now
 Yam: I want some chicken hearts now
 Yam: I want some chicken hearts now
Image 248333   05-19-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
441
 
 Wumph Morms: MORE PETS FOR PROMOTION
 Air Biscuit: Business cat is diversifying by investing in other kinds of business pets.
 Ihminen: animal crossing live action movie looking ok so far. they did alright with casting this dog as isabelle
 Nope: Quit baby talking me Karen it says here your credit history is horrible and I have to deny you the loan. I'm sorry but here is some credit counselors you can work with to help get your score and history back to a level we can do business with you. PUT THAT TREAT AWAY I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
Image 248332   05-19-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
261
 
 craftjunk: lol spangled
 Shay: This is also known as the Detective Frank Drebin Version.
 El hefe: Not a fan of the lyrics for some versions of this
 Telkwa: 20 minutes of estimated play time sounds about right.
 San DoDo: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................................................................................................................................................................saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...... :D
 Mr. Shine: *Beyonce version
 sparename: And the last two words are "PLAY BALL!"
Image 248331   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
40
 
 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.
 FireBreathingMarmot: IRONY: It's an anger mgmt class.
 dobbiesdoogs: wow, kroger brand dr. pepper knock-offs are rude
 glenalec: My university gives free flu-shots to any staff who wants them.
 Astanapan: Whoever gave me the flu is a horrible bastard and deserves to be assaulted. On an unrelated note, I'm coming in Thursday to give ALL of you the flu.
 VeeKay: @Nope Clearly contravening university policy there, sackable.
 Yam: Dominic you rat. Gave me the ol spicy virus!
 Nope: @VeeKay Tenure!
 VeeKay: Director of HR needs a little chat when you're fit to return to work Dr K. We don't sack sick people.
 Air Biscuit: Throat punch, to help you clear out all the mucus. Teamwork.
Image 248330   05-19-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
454
 
 Passive: Nice beaver!
 Telkwa: Puxatawny Phil gets a brisk towel down after his first Spring shower. (Finally)
 Air Biscuit: DUN dun DUhhhh!
Image 248329   05-19-18   Uploaded by    reagan
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