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272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

272286  addend: Why grandma's sofa had the plastic slipcover.

272283  a robot: Well this is basically the cutest thing ever!

272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

272293  addend: (Pretends to admire propaganda mural.)

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1. tib gubb
2. Teechur
3. Mr Bleak
4. Not A Bot
5. addend
6. Air Biscuit
7. dangerkeith3000
8. a robot
9. Mad Collager
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!



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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (829 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (802 points)
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 6. celtic: 2400 points
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 8. grizzly: 1992 points
 9. JollyWell: 1977 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1913 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
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14. Tacorleone: 1465 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
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 Kaviri: That's a real flaccid finger you got there, Sam-bot.
 DrinkMixMan: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the future of propaganda: U.N.C.L.E S.A.M.: Unmanned Nuclear-Capable Laser-Equipped Semi-Autonomous Mascot
 DrNinjaman: Pull my finger
 Air Biscuit: PEW! (Finger laser)
 a robot: I want YOU to kill all humans!
 Ronick: Cyberwarfare
 Whatever: I troll you!
 Nope: @Mr. Shine @Nope woah, i bummed myself out
 Nope: @Mr. Shine you get your college paid for but you have to kill people in the middle east
 Mr. Shine: @Nope I'll consider it.
 Nope: I want you to join my robo army!
Image 248244   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
462
 
 demonius: Vincerooooooooooo
 Whatever: Baby Groot has a huge hemorrhoid problem there
 jochenau: laaaaaaaaaaa
 Scoo: I Am Fruit
Image 248243   05-18-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
134
 
 waffle iron: They gave us a lot of information about it without telling us what it is
 Whatever: This is why sailors swab the deck to get the seamen off it...
 Dr Awkward: (Insert penis joke here)
 Telkwa: Never trust a seaman who isn't prepared to encase his torpedo before heavy engagement.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute, but I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.
Image 248242   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
173
 
 Dr Awkward: I am Sofa King. RAD.
 Telkwa: Just call me Joe.
 SuedeOxford: Hi king, I'm Dad
Image 248241   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
237
 
 MasterTwig: Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube celery!
 jackthesmack: Natures dental floss
 Telkwa: mmmm... plaster of paris!
 Skinr: I am Vegetable.
Image 248240   05-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
464
 
 Springbok: Lilac-breasted Roller
Image 248239   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
950
 
 Not A Bot: Oh good, BDC is back.
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna eat that goddamn bird."
Image 248238   05-18-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
268
 
 mammal883: @glenalec or is it bazaar?
 glenalec: This is intense.
Image 248237   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
463
 
 a spider plan: Reminds me of Soaron from Captain Power
 Skinr: Take of this steel and eat of it, for it is my body. Take of this rust and drink of it, for it is my blood.
 Whatever: He died for my sins... which occur every time I make a meal in the kitchen
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh fork rist sake!
 fanny: obviously they werent needed anymore because they just had the last supper
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus Forking Christ
Image 248236   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
287
 
 Side Boob: "So, do you poop here often?"
 Mr. Whiskers: The Love Toilet
 Mexico: You can hold the other person's hand for support with our new arrangement.
Image 248235   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
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