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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf



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11. 1979: 1494 points
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 Kaviri: That's a real flaccid finger you got there, Sam-bot.
 DrinkMixMan: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the future of propaganda: U.N.C.L.E S.A.M.: Unmanned Nuclear-Capable Laser-Equipped Semi-Autonomous Mascot
 DrNinjaman: Pull my finger
 Air Biscuit: PEW! (Finger laser)
 a robot: I want YOU to kill all humans!
 Ronick: Cyberwarfare
 Whatever: I troll you!
 Nope: @Mr. Shine @Nope woah, i bummed myself out
 Nope: @Mr. Shine you get your college paid for but you have to kill people in the middle east
 Mr. Shine: @Nope I'll consider it.
 Nope: I want you to join my robo army!
Image 248244   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
462
 
 demonius: Vincerooooooooooo
 Whatever: Baby Groot has a huge hemorrhoid problem there
 jochenau: laaaaaaaaaaa
 Scoo: I Am Fruit
Image 248243   05-18-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
134
 
 waffle iron: They gave us a lot of information about it without telling us what it is
 Whatever: This is why sailors swab the deck to get the seamen off it...
 Dr Awkward: (Insert penis joke here)
 Telkwa: Never trust a seaman who isn't prepared to encase his torpedo before heavy engagement.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute, but I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.
Image 248242   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
173
 
 Dr Awkward: I am Sofa King. RAD.
 Telkwa: Just call me Joe.
 SuedeOxford: Hi king, I'm Dad
Image 248241   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
237
 
 MasterTwig: Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube celery!
 VeeKay: Natures dental floss
 Telkwa: mmmm... plaster of paris!
 Skinr: I am Vegetable.
Image 248240   05-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
464
 
 Springbok: Lilac-breasted Roller
Image 248239   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
950
 
 Not A Bot: Oh good, BDC is back.
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna eat that goddamn bird."
Image 248238   05-18-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
268
 
 mammal883: @glenalec or is it bazaar?
 glenalec: This is intense.
Image 248237   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
463
 
 a spider plan: Reminds me of Soaron from Captain Power
 Skinr: Take of this steel and eat of it, for it is my body. Take of this rust and drink of it, for it is my blood.
 Whatever: He died for my sins... which occur every time I make a meal in the kitchen
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh fork rist sake!
 fanny: obviously they werent needed anymore because they just had the last supper
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus Forking Christ
Image 248236   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
287
 
 Side Boob: "So, do you poop here often?"
 Mr. Whiskers: The Love Toilet
 Mexico: You can hold the other person's hand for support with our new arrangement.
Image 248235   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
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