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253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

253799  Kaviri: You ever see a dog king?

253800  WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.

253750  redmonkey3: Pets & Cuddles!

253751  redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - or a spicey switcherino ?

253807  Kaviri: I can dig it.

253806  Dr Awkward: If he steps on Lego bloks, do they just stick to his feet?

253760  redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with

253800  Teechur: COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake restaurant logo or leave it blank.

253801  Teechur: @Not A Bot Every once in a while, your random comments are spot-on. This one, however, is spot-off, imho

253731  fishsoup: There's a solar operated canon just next to this fountain.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Robespierre
3. redmonkey3
4. DrNinjaman
5. Side Boob
6. Dr Awkward
7. Spazstatic
8. Shay
9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253792 Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?



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angry uploaded 253429 (1255 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253381 (1059 points)
alex uploaded 253359 (1030 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 253625 (1023 points)
male anon uploaded 253437 (952 points)
icloud uploaded 253635 (916 points)
tears as lube uploaded 253604 (895 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
The Bees uploaded 253584 (869 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253628 (855 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)
Mexico uploaded 253394 (808 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (808 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 22092 points
 2. Side Boob: 6467 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 3847 points
 4. WannaBee: 3564 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2458 points
 6. Warrax: 2294 points
 7. tears as lube: 2165 points
 8. cannabis: 1935 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. Jonananathan: 1872 points
11. phil: 1859 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
13. Laree: 1784 points
14. Scoo: 1763 points
15. dirtstick: 1732 points
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 Kaviri: That's a real flaccid finger you got there, Sam-bot.
 DrinkMixMan: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the future of propaganda: U.N.C.L.E S.A.M.: Unmanned Nuclear-Capable Laser-Equipped Semi-Autonomous Mascot
 DrNinjaman: Pull my finger
 Air Biscuit: PEW! (Finger laser)
 a robot: I want YOU to kill all humans!
 Ronick: Cyberwarfare
 Whatever: I troll you!
 Nope: @Mr. Shine @Nope woah, i bummed myself out
 Nope: @Mr. Shine you get your college paid for but you have to kill people in the middle east
 Mr. Shine: @Nope I'll consider it.
 Nope: I want you to join my robo army!
Image 248244   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
462
 
 demonius: Vincerooooooooooo
 Whatever: Baby Groot has a huge hemorrhoid problem there
 jochenau: laaaaaaaaaaa
 Scoo: I Am Fruit
Image 248243   05-18-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
134
 
 waffle iron: They gave us a lot of information about it without telling us what it is
 Whatever: This is why sailors swab the deck to get the seamen off it...
 Dr Awkward: (Insert penis joke here)
 Telkwa: Never trust a seaman who isn't prepared to encase his torpedo before heavy engagement.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute, but I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.
Image 248242   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
173
 
 Dr Awkward: I am Sofa King. RAD.
 Telkwa: Just call me Joe.
 SuedeOxford: Hi king, I'm Dad
Image 248241   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
214
 
 MasterTwig: Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube celery!
 VeeKay: Natures dental floss
 Telkwa: mmmm... plaster of paris!
 Skinr: I am Vegetable.
Image 248240   05-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
464
 
 Springbok: Lilac-breasted Roller
Image 248239   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
950
 
 Not A Bot: Oh good, BDC is back.
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna eat that goddamn bird."
Image 248238   05-18-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
268
 
 mammal883: @glenalec or is it bazaar?
 glenalec: This is intense.
Image 248237   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
435
 
 a spider plan: Reminds me of Soaron from Captain Power
 Skinr: Take of this steel and eat of it, for it is my body. Take of this rust and drink of it, for it is my blood.
 Whatever: He died for my sins... which occur every time I make a meal in the kitchen
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh fork rist sake!
 fanny: obviously they werent needed anymore because they just had the last supper
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus Forking Christ
Image 248236   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
259
 
 Side Boob: "So, do you poop here often?"
 Mr. Whiskers: The Love Toilet
 Mexico: You can hold the other person's hand for support with our new arrangement.
Image 248235   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
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