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273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

273634  Micro Jackson: Save 'em, you're going to need 'em in the joint

273635  Micro Jackson: Looks like my neighbourhood

273636  Micro Jackson: Well, fuck a duck!

273627  MrBoffo: Take one down and pass it around...

273629  MrBoffo: Too floofy for Thailand

273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (824 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (820 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
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Score:
950
 
 Not A Bot: Oh good, BDC is back.
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna eat that goddamn bird."
Image 248238   05-18-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
268
 
 mammal883: @glenalec or is it bazaar?
 glenalec: This is intense.
Image 248237   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
463
 
 a spider plan: Reminds me of Soaron from Captain Power
 Skinr: Take of this steel and eat of it, for it is my body. Take of this rust and drink of it, for it is my blood.
 Whatever: He died for my sins... which occur every time I make a meal in the kitchen
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh fork rist sake!
 fanny: obviously they werent needed anymore because they just had the last supper
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus Forking Christ
Image 248236   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
287
 
 Side Boob: "So, do you poop here often?"
 Mr. Whiskers: The Love Toilet
 Mexico: You can hold the other person's hand for support with our new arrangement.
Image 248235   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
488
 
 Nothing: How dare you
 DrinkMixMan: Damn, that's a good price for a steel shelf
 Christina: Well, I see.
Image 248234   05-18-18   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
364
 
 Teechur: @WannaBee Also same.
 Dr Awkward: Oh Jeez. Oh man. I don't know about this, Rick.
 Knice: Telehorn
 Jabberwikket: Lives at #248209 both doors are his
 Christina: Together with himself.
 DrNinjaman: Telecom companies hate this one simple trick.
 bag o bones: Same
Image 248233   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
278
 
 Whatever: If President Trump does it all the time then it must be okay
 square44: a fully augmented cyberbully can pull as much as 6.7 MegaWedgies
 DrNinjaman: 6. What is your name and home address?
 Nope: #bebest
Image 248232   05-18-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
333
 
 twitter: Good lettering!
 DrinkMixMan: ...and a drunk!
 DrNinjaman: @Nope Anthony, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
 Nope: Ehhhhh it's me Tony the Thief, I'll steal your heart
 jochenau: That's him under the tarp right there!
Image 248231   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
470
 
 Pikachu: Easy thing to do
 Robespierre: None of the above
 tib gubb: yelp can get fucked i guess
 ChubbyBuddy: Cuisine of late capitalism
 Dr Awkward: Lack of pepperoni aside, this "pizza" looks like a goddamn abomination.
 Christina: Triple pepperoni.
 DrNinjaman: FOOLED YOU!
Image 248230   05-18-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
280
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @Dr Awkward Okay. Is it by Jackson Poles?
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Whiskers That's racist. I think they're just referred to as "Poles"
 Mr. Shine: In-flight Art Appreciation
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that a Pollock?
 Starky15: Its a boat. No the Statue of Liberty.. ahh fuck look past the picture? I can never see these 3D things
 DrNinjaman: Hi-def as fuuuck
Image 248229   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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