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272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

272361  charlemagne: the van is full of step ladders

272352  Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine Nancy works in mysterious ways.

272372  james: "Subaru, reluctant sponsor of the WNBA" - Demetri Martin

272359  tib gubb: the good old days

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272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.



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Score:
537
 
 BavidDowie: He's not wrong...why am I impelled to buy Oreos!? WHY??
 Soy Peso: 3. VIDEODROME
 Donut: 3. MS-DOS
 jochenau: Is this, like...Televangelism: The Video Game?
 tib gubb: this makes me uncomfortable
Image 248203   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
590
 
 glenalec: I missed most of it as ABC (the real one in Australia) decided to re-arrange their RSS feed locations and it took me weeks to find the new address!
 Air Biscuit: You guys hear about that beer rain?
 itskando: Must be from the last royal wedding
 itskando: How the hell did this appear so timely on the friendly spaceship?
 wolfpk: I really don't give a damn about the royal wedding, but all the sudden I have the urge to discuss it!
 Sadbot: Nah, I like hearing about royal British nonsense, a rare opportunity for me to get all "more patriotic than thou" with other Americans
 Yam: Its sort of like people who complain about Vegans/Crossfitters. If you hate hearing about it, maybe dont bring it up yourself.
Image 248202   05-18-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Image 248201 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greenbean. We'll pray for you, greenbean.
Score:
166
 
 kristy: Oh good
 DrNinjaman: Never gets old
 DrNinjaman: ...in bed
 Springbok: I'm never changing this shirt again.
 fanny: i've been changing wrong :(
 twenty4: I haven't even started..
Image 248200   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
546
 
 Mad Collager: Her friends think she's going to ditch her family antelope with him.
 Christina: This is a wedding worth talking about.
 Springbok: Real talk, that's a really cool costume.
 Donut: "You forgot your mask again, DeadMaus."
 Mad Collager: She's making him horny.
Image 248199   05-18-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
375
 
 BoiledEggs: G. Bill from shipping again. Third time this week.
 Air Biscuit: Shout "scissors beats bomb!" And hang up the phone. Hold out your dominant hand and make a "v" shape between your pointer, and middle fingers in case the caller can see you.
 tib gubb: fire alarm! fire alarm!
 glenalec: Tell the caller you planted your bomb is his mom.
 DrinkMixMan: There's a bomb??? Out of my way we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!asdfasdfsdfasdf
 bug: Become Batman.
 wolfpk: Can there be more than one? I like three, five, six. And seven.
 Fiveninety: ok, i clicked all of them.. now what?
Image 248198   05-18-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
634
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 248197   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
487
 
 DrinkMixMan: Make sure to only use Dep (R) brand hair products with this
 DrinkMixMan: Edward Scissorhair
Image 248196   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
342
 
 RiderFan: @Butcherboy That is not a choke chain, its a collapsible collar. My mother has a dog with the same collar that I take care of.
 Donut: "Human, I ate your cigarette lighter again."
 Butcherboy: Bad for choke chain
 Stumpwiz: Is that drool on the door?
Image 248195   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
449
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm fairly sure that one doesn't fart rainbows...
 Korrok: Convenient...
 Mr. Butt: Xenocorn
Image 248194   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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