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253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

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 glenalec: @Nope - Thank you for allowing us all to enjoy it too.
 Nope: I uploaded this because I enjoy that cats little hat.
 hajjpodge: Mayor Mittens at the ground breaking ceremony for the town's largest litter box.
 someguynameded: What do you say meowgineer?
Image 248151   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
 Passive: *sluuurp* needs more eye of newt
 petepuma: i bet it smells great in there
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Darmstadtium "Waitress, there's a fledermaus in my soup!"
 Scoo: We're eatin' good tonight!
 bug: Nananananananana BAT-BLEARRRGGHHFFFFfff
 Darmstadtium: Waitress! There is a fly in my soup!
 DrinkMixMan: Aw, they're giving him a bath! Looks like he needed it, too, look how dirty that water is. :)
 Dr Awkward: Disease Vector: It's what's for dinner!
 kittylitter: The fuck is this
Image 248150   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 piranharama: Im not sure who identifies as this
 Not A Bot: My mom always said I was the whole problem.
 Mad Collager: @bug @kazzy94 Brings new meaning to the prison called Sing Sing.
 kazzy94: @bug thank my auto correct, I meant dong
 sparenamelaptopdied: Scatostalactite Depository
 bug: @kazzy94 I've never called it a song before, but I like that
 kazzy94: His song is the same thickness as his leg, either he has bird legs or he's super well endowed.
Image 248149   05-18-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
 Robespierre: "Don't you hoomins ever knock first?"
 jochenau: Maybe it's just perspective but that dog looks rather elongated.
Image 248148   05-18-18   Uploaded by    frankie
 2Berries: @Air Biscuit yup, we just assume it is so
 Air Biscuit: On the internet, no one knows you're pooping.
 Psymon: Don't project our human inadequacies onto animals, they're better than that
Image 248147   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Zukero: Jesus or Keanu Reeves ?
 john dough: I didn't get your coversheet on your last tsb report....yeeeah...
 Yam: @fanny Tonight on Burnt Out Millenial Christ, the apostles try to get Jesus to go out bar hopping but he REALLY just wants to order a pizza and chill.
 bug: Also, I love the placement of the emergency sign: In case of fire, turn to Jesus.
 bug: Employee of the month for 2,000 consecutive years: Jesus.
 fanny: @Yam finally, a savior for the rest of us!
 sad face: We get it jared leto is jesus
 Yam: Ok, heres my pitch. Its a sitcom about 29 year old Jesus, working in an office job he hates, but is too crippled by anxiety and depression to follow his dreams so he just gets baked and watches cartoons all the time
 Scoo: This new Mike Judge show looks boring
Image 248146   05-18-18   Uploaded by    clueful
 raditzu: *heavy breathing*
 glenalec: @jochenau - yes, clockwise from bottom-left is not very intuitive! Graphic design must be their passion.
 john dough: Chocolate cherry buttholes
 sparename: Reminds me of the buffets at a trade show in Vegas - as if strawberries aren't nice enough, they had some coated first in white chocolate, then dark, then, I think, dipped in icing sugar.. These were after the enormous steak carvery portions and free beer..
 jochenau: I'm confused about which order these steps are supposed to go in.
 wolfpk: Damn it! My phone now has bite marks on it.
 Dr Awkward: Would eat.
 Scoo: Moist Supreme was my street corner name
Image 248145   05-18-18   Uploaded by    trees
 Air Biscuit: "Dont hit these rocks here. These ones."
Image 248144   05-18-18   Uploaded by    DimwaldtThrockmorton
 flushpuppy: D:
 Dr Awkward: IT BURNS!
Image 248143   05-18-18   Uploaded by    east bay
 when so: @Mr Bleak nothing a little tape can't fix
 Mr Bleak: @when so OKJ, so you're brave enough. Me rather less so. The hospital is thataway, but do you have an ambulance on standby?
 glenalec: Graboid.
 piranharama: We have wormsign!
 john dough: Mylastbj.jpeg
 San DoDo: A tooth for a tooth.. this might take a while
 VoR: Meh
 BavidDowie: toothsome
 2Berries: On the internet, nobody knows your pooping
 Christina: That's the monstrous mouth of a turtle.
 when so: Here goes... *unzips*
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
Image 248142   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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