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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 glenalec: @Nope - Thank you for allowing us all to enjoy it too.
 Nope: I uploaded this because I enjoy that cats little hat.
 hajjpodge: Mayor Mittens at the ground breaking ceremony for the town's largest litter box.
 someguynameded: What do you say meowgineer?
Image 248151   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
 Passive: *sluuurp* needs more eye of newt
 petepuma: i bet it smells great in there
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Darmstadtium "Waitress, there's a fledermaus in my soup!"
 Scoo: We're eatin' good tonight!
 bug: Nananananananana BAT-BLEARRRGGHHFFFFfff
 Darmstadtium: Waitress! There is a fly in my soup!
 DrinkMixMan: Aw, they're giving him a bath! Looks like he needed it, too, look how dirty that water is. :)
 Dr Awkward: Disease Vector: It's what's for dinner!
 kittylitter: The fuck is this
Image 248150   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 piranharama: Im not sure who identifies as this
 Not A Bot: My mom always said I was the whole problem.
 Mad Collager: @bug @kazzy94 Brings new meaning to the prison called Sing Sing.
 kazzy94: @bug thank my auto correct, I meant dong
 sparenamelaptopdied: Scatostalactite Depository
 bug: @kazzy94 I've never called it a song before, but I like that
 kazzy94: His song is the same thickness as his leg, either he has bird legs or he's super well endowed.
Image 248149   05-18-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
 Robespierre: "Don't you hoomins ever knock first?"
 jochenau: Maybe it's just perspective but that dog looks rather elongated.
Image 248148   05-18-18   Uploaded by    frankie
 2Berries: @Air Biscuit yup, we just assume it is so
 Air Biscuit: On the internet, no one knows you're pooping.
 Psymon: Don't project our human inadequacies onto animals, they're better than that
Image 248147   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Zukero: Jesus or Keanu Reeves ?
 john dough: I didn't get your coversheet on your last tsb report....yeeeah...
 Yam: @fanny Tonight on Burnt Out Millenial Christ, the apostles try to get Jesus to go out bar hopping but he REALLY just wants to order a pizza and chill.
 bug: Also, I love the placement of the emergency sign: In case of fire, turn to Jesus.
 bug: Employee of the month for 2,000 consecutive years: Jesus.
 fanny: @Yam finally, a savior for the rest of us!
 sad face: We get it jared leto is jesus
 Yam: Ok, heres my pitch. Its a sitcom about 29 year old Jesus, working in an office job he hates, but is too crippled by anxiety and depression to follow his dreams so he just gets baked and watches cartoons all the time
 Scoo: This new Mike Judge show looks boring
Image 248146   05-18-18   Uploaded by    clueful
 raditzu: *heavy breathing*
 glenalec: @jochenau - yes, clockwise from bottom-left is not very intuitive! Graphic design must be their passion.
 john dough: Chocolate cherry buttholes
 sparename: Reminds me of the buffets at a trade show in Vegas - as if strawberries aren't nice enough, they had some coated first in white chocolate, then dark, then, I think, dipped in icing sugar.. These were after the enormous steak carvery portions and free beer..
 jochenau: I'm confused about which order these steps are supposed to go in.
 wolfpk: Damn it! My phone now has bite marks on it.
 Dr Awkward: Would eat.
 Scoo: Moist Supreme was my street corner name
Image 248145   05-18-18   Uploaded by    trees
 Air Biscuit: "Dont hit these rocks here. These ones."
Image 248144   05-18-18   Uploaded by    DimwaldtThrockmorton
 flushpuppy: D:
 Dr Awkward: IT BURNS!
Image 248143   05-18-18   Uploaded by    east bay
 when so: @Mr Bleak nothing a little tape can't fix
 Mr Bleak: @when so OKJ, so you're brave enough. Me rather less so. The hospital is thataway, but do you have an ambulance on standby?
 glenalec: Graboid.
 piranharama: We have wormsign!
 john dough: Mylastbj.jpeg
 San DoDo: A tooth for a tooth.. this might take a while
 VoR: Meh
 BavidDowie: toothsome
 2Berries: On the internet, nobody knows your pooping
 Christina: That's the monstrous mouth of a turtle.
 when so: Here goes... *unzips*
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
Image 248142   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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