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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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 Mr Bleak: Ah! They found the Tesla roadster Musk sent up there. It got a bit lost, is all.
 Side Boob: @antipatterns No argument there.
 NonRhetorical: @Side Boob Still better than Disco
 wolfpk: @Felicity It is definitely a screen shot. There is no way a diorama could be that accurate. I compared it to the actual scene. It is season 2 episode 1. I have have every episode from every Star Trek.
 Side Boob: Voyager was pretty terrible. Still, voted RAD
 namename: I can t decide if this is a screenshot or a really high-quality diorama
 WTF: I love how Paris is all like "I know everything about cars, including how to fix and start these older models."
 barfolomew: Star Trek was notorious for its thrifty props. This was probably a quantum detangler or something.
 El hefe: We have also encountered a 20th century human named Biff Tannen
 dangerkeith3000: "I am reading a truckload of shit, Captain."
Image 247935   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 tib gubb: it's good that aggro gator keeps me posted on the news that really matters
 SpaceCow: What are you gonna pick? Not guilty!
 WTF: Hot pockets... Not even once.
 barfolomew: Status check: full.
 Lantry: @dangerkeith3000 actually, it's for not eating the whole box at once
 dangerkeith3000: So did he go to court for breaking into a spa, or eating all those Hot Pockets?
 addend: # Ho...t Pockets #
Image 247934   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 PlzPlzMe: No one can hold the Capellan power cat
 Springbok: Thunderstruck
 addend: (Itches.)
 turtled: *Fuzziness intensifies*
Image 247933   05-17-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 Zukero: I'm having doubts about the number of ninjas working at Ninja Movies Productions
 glenalec: I have a few students that applies to.
Image 247932   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Mr Bleak: Beauty of North Korea.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Smalls Jong Derek
 El hefe: Camel fist
 Springbok: :D --- :3
 addend: Great skater, Bad swimmers :(
 seahawks: Chanatoe
 Chocolate Pain: # Camel Toe Annie #
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 ShamWOW: It's stockholm syndrome if you start at the bottom.
 SpaceCow: From "Learning French with Pepe LePew."
 FabricMan: How do you say "Friend zoned again" in French?
 Robespierre: Je suis un rockstar
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dudley Moore might have said "Je t'aime comme beaucoup comme je ne puis pas merder"??
 Peddy Tenderglass: Nohn, zhuh nuh vuh pah vwar tone wiener
 jimbiscuit: That de-escalated quickly
Image 247929   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 LurkedMoar: Day 5: they suspect nothing
 well duh: For when you're way past library paste, and into main-lining the good shit
 barfolomew: Heh... milk.
Image 247928   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
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 Bohab: Mein karp
 redmonkey3: Do Not Appease It!
 Sauce Packets: Nautzi
 humanfog: Adolf Fishler
Image 247927   05-17-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 time is wastin: @redmonkey3 im dead
 Robespierre: Still
 redmonkey3: aka "not enough memory on your device, please delete some files"
 addend: a.k.a. classics.
 funny in the wall: i call that folder "ibloat"
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