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253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

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10. Spazstatic

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253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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 Mr Bleak: Ah! They found the Tesla roadster Musk sent up there. It got a bit lost, is all.
 Side Boob: @antipatterns No argument there.
 antipatterns: @Side Boob Still better than Disco
 wolfpk: @Felicity It is definitely a screen shot. There is no way a diorama could be that accurate. I compared it to the actual scene. It is season 2 episode 1. I have have every episode from every Star Trek.
 Side Boob: Voyager was pretty terrible. Still, voted RAD
 namename: I can t decide if this is a screenshot or a really high-quality diorama
 WTF: I love how Paris is all like "I know everything about cars, including how to fix and start these older models."
 barfolomew: Star Trek was notorious for its thrifty props. This was probably a quantum detangler or something.
 El hefe: We have also encountered a 20th century human named Biff Tannen
 dangerkeith3000: "I am reading a truckload of shit, Captain."
Image 247935   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 tib gubb: it's good that aggro gator keeps me posted on the news that really matters
 SpaceCow: What are you gonna pick? Not guilty!
 WTF: Hot pockets... Not even once.
 barfolomew: Status check: full.
 Lantry: @dangerkeith3000 actually, it's for not eating the whole box at once
 dangerkeith3000: So did he go to court for breaking into a spa, or eating all those Hot Pockets?
 addend: # Ho...t Pockets #
Image 247934   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 PlzPlzMe: No one can hold the Capellan power cat
 Springbok: Thunderstruck
 addend: (Itches.)
 turtled: *Fuzziness intensifies*
Image 247933   05-17-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 Zukero: I'm having doubts about the number of ninjas working at Ninja Movies Productions
 glenalec: I have a few students that applies to.
Image 247932   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Mr Bleak: Beauty of North Korea.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Smalls Jong Derek
 El hefe: Camel fist
 Springbok: :D --- :3
 addend: Great skater, Bad swimmers :(
 seahawks: Chanatoe
 Chocolate Pain: # Camel Toe Annie #
Image 247931   05-17-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 247930   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 WannaBee: It's stockholm syndrome if you start at the bottom.
 SpaceCow: From "Learning French with Pepe LePew."
 FabricMan: How do you say "Friend zoned again" in French?
 Robespierre: Je suis un rockstar
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dudley Moore might have said "Je t'aime comme beaucoup comme je ne puis pas merder"??
 Peddy Tenderglass: Nohn, zhuh nuh vuh pah vwar tone wiener
 jimbiscuit: That de-escalated quickly
Image 247929   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 LurkedMoar: Day 5: they suspect nothing
 well duh: For when you're way past library paste, and into main-lining the good shit
 barfolomew: Heh... milk.
Image 247928   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 PenguinBartender: Gefilte fish beware.
 Bohab: Mein karp
 redmonkey3: Do Not Appease It!
 Sauce Packets: Nautzi
 humanfog: Adolf Fishler
Image 247927   05-17-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 time is wastin: @redmonkey3 im dead
 Robespierre: Still
 redmonkey3: aka "not enough memory on your device, please delete some files"
 addend: a.k.a. classics.
 funny in the wall: i call that folder "ibloat"
Image 247926   05-17-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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