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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: Northbound, that's me
 bug: Meta-trolling.
 square44: I always wondered why YouTube was so unpopular in Ecuador.
 when so: let's take a trip to nunavut
Image 247876   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
440
 
 savvoy: Hold the drink to my lips, Ramon. Closer. Clooooser...
 a robot: C'mon lady, you matched your chair, towel, Walkman and parrot belly, but wore a RED swimsuit?!
 2Berries: Laziest. Captain. Ever. I mean not even on a ship
 Mr. Shine: RAD for *squints* . . . Sports Walkman?
 Nope: She stole Koko's Parrot!
Image 247875   05-16-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
574
 
 Disclosure: Cho Aniki had to start somewhere
 Kaviri: Cha-cha-cha-kill me.
 DrNinjaman: @barfolomew I feel like I should be moved back to yellow for such a rookie mistake.
 barfolomew: @DrNinjaman the Robin Williams movie with Joan Cusack got three sequels?
 glenalec: Sid grew up to be a respected artist.
 DrNinjaman: Toy story 4, duh
 DrNinjaman: Toys 4 sneak peak
Image 247874   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
241
 
 Kaviri: Parthenogenesis
 Scoo: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings
 itskando: Palentine's Day
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here, but Galaxy Quest is an excellent movie choice in the first panel.
 Shay: By 2040, they're gonna need a bigger apartment.
 glenalec: @tib gubb - reproducing, apparently.
 tib gubb: excuse me but what are you all doing
Image 247873   05-16-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
339
 
 CrookedCop: Sock it to me
 wolfpk: Someone found the "special" grass.
 waffles: Is your girlfriend a hippie?
Image 247872   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
414
 
 Scoo: Didn't this bloke used to sell cigarettes?
 Sadbot: @glenalec It's even worse than that, try asserting that black people are...well, people and all the reactionaries crawl up your ass with an AR-15. I've visited Melbourne and my biggest complaint about it was all the European tourists being thoughtless shits. I joke around a lot and troll my Kiwi friends by saying their Aussie accent is spot on, but we're a lot a like, you and I.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - Modern US reactionary attitudes are a bit disappointing as back before about 60 years ago they were the the most innovatively progressive Western country. That's why you have, for example, all those simplified spelling mods to your English (which, other than the ize travesty, I prefer). Now the US is among the most change-adverse Western countries. Try changing the spelling of a word in the US today and expect to be lynched!
 Sadbot: @glenalec When we tried to change the 100 and 20 to match the rest of the first-world in terms of paper currency, all the olds threw a shitfit. Americans are the dumbest people I've ever met.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She doesn't really have any power left anyway - she (or her representative the Governor General) can dissolve parliament if she feels like it, forcing an election and that's about it.
 Sadbot: @glenalec Thinking about a little, I'd prefer her to the genocidal powdered wigs we have on our currency. Canadians get the loonie, a cool bird. I'm kinda jealous.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She is on $5s but no other denominations of notes. And all coins except 50c. And speaking of Monopoly money, you guys still print on paper in mono/bi-tone (with a dot matrix printer?) don't you?
 Sadbot: @glenalec Because your money looks like Monopoly money with the Queen of England all over it. No offense...well, some offense you monarchist bootlickers
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - Mostly of the politically-inconvenient-to-Britain type.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Because Australians are criminals
 glenalec: But why are they US banknotes and not AU?
 Yam: I remember this movie! Kangaroo Dennis!
Image 247871   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
36
 
 Shay: cottage cheese cellulite uggos is the name of my new line of dairy products.
 Not Sam: He has a type
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Kaviri: They elected the greatest among them to lead them into a brighter future. They called upon Dildo Swaggins in their time of need.
Image 247870   05-16-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
179
 
 SpaceCow: Having separated from Dunder and Mifflen, Michael ran for office in a little district in Indiana.
 Mr. Whiskers: We have a Dennis R-a-p-e running for school board. And an Anna Nicole Blood running for something too. Politics is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : We have a local candidate called Elizabeth Warren who often receives hate mail intended for the senator of the same name.
 Not A Bot: Aww, goatley.
 Sadbot: Have you ever been a shill for corporate interests...on weed?
Image 247869   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
231
 
 Kaviri: My esophagus is tellin me no. But my mind, my mind is tellin me yes.
 Scoo: Awwww yissss, the best player got the starring role
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pineapples fuckin great!!!
Image 247868   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
123
 
 Rachelina: Annual Thetan Clearance Sale
 Kaviri: Big, on the scene.
 DrNinjaman: Big Ot is surprisingly woke.
 sparename: "I'll race you there"
Image 247867   05-16-18   Uploaded by    twitter
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