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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: Northbound, that's me
 bug: Meta-trolling.
 square44: I always wondered why YouTube was so unpopular in Ecuador.
 when so: let's take a trip to nunavut
Image 247876   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
440
 
 savvoy: Hold the drink to my lips, Ramon. Closer. Clooooser...
 a robot: C'mon lady, you matched your chair, towel, Walkman and parrot belly, but wore a RED swimsuit?!
 2Berries: Laziest. Captain. Ever. I mean not even on a ship
 Mr. Shine: RAD for *squints* . . . Sports Walkman?
 Nope: She stole Koko's Parrot!
Image 247875   05-16-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
574
 
 Disclosure: Cho Aniki had to start somewhere
 Kaviri: Cha-cha-cha-kill me.
 DrNinjaman: @barfolomew I feel like I should be moved back to yellow for such a rookie mistake.
 barfolomew: @DrNinjaman the Robin Williams movie with Joan Cusack got three sequels?
 glenalec: Sid grew up to be a respected artist.
 DrNinjaman: Toy story 4, duh
 DrNinjaman: Toys 4 sneak peak
Image 247874   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
241
 
 Kaviri: Parthenogenesis
 Scoo: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings
 itskando: Palentine's Day
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here, but Galaxy Quest is an excellent movie choice in the first panel.
 Shay: By 2040, they're gonna need a bigger apartment.
 glenalec: @tib gubb - reproducing, apparently.
 tib gubb: excuse me but what are you all doing
Image 247873   05-16-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
339
 
 CrookedCop: Sock it to me
 wolfpk: Someone found the "special" grass.
 waffles: Is your girlfriend a hippie?
Image 247872   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
414
 
 Scoo: Didn't this bloke used to sell cigarettes?
 Sadbot: @glenalec It's even worse than that, try asserting that black people are...well, people and all the reactionaries crawl up your ass with an AR-15. I've visited Melbourne and my biggest complaint about it was all the European tourists being thoughtless shits. I joke around a lot and troll my Kiwi friends by saying their Aussie accent is spot on, but we're a lot a like, you and I.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - Modern US reactionary attitudes are a bit disappointing as back before about 60 years ago they were the the most innovatively progressive Western country. That's why you have, for example, all those simplified spelling mods to your English (which, other than the ize travesty, I prefer). Now the US is among the most change-adverse Western countries. Try changing the spelling of a word in the US today and expect to be lynched!
 Sadbot: @glenalec When we tried to change the 100 and 20 to match the rest of the first-world in terms of paper currency, all the olds threw a shitfit. Americans are the dumbest people I've ever met.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She doesn't really have any power left anyway - she (or her representative the Governor General) can dissolve parliament if she feels like it, forcing an election and that's about it.
 Sadbot: @glenalec Thinking about a little, I'd prefer her to the genocidal powdered wigs we have on our currency. Canadians get the loonie, a cool bird. I'm kinda jealous.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She is on $5s but no other denominations of notes. And all coins except 50c. And speaking of Monopoly money, you guys still print on paper in mono/bi-tone (with a dot matrix printer?) don't you?
 Sadbot: @glenalec Because your money looks like Monopoly money with the Queen of England all over it. No offense...well, some offense you monarchist bootlickers
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - Mostly of the politically-inconvenient-to-Britain type.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Because Australians are criminals
 glenalec: But why are they US banknotes and not AU?
 Yam: I remember this movie! Kangaroo Dennis!
Image 247871   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
36
 
 Shay: cottage cheese cellulite uggos is the name of my new line of dairy products.
 Not Sam: He has a type
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Kaviri: They elected the greatest among them to lead them into a brighter future. They called upon Dildo Swaggins in their time of need.
Image 247870   05-16-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
179
 
 SpaceCow: Having separated from Dunder and Mifflen, Michael ran for office in a little district in Indiana.
 Mr. Whiskers: We have a Dennis R-a-p-e running for school board. And an Anna Nicole Blood running for something too. Politics is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : We have a local candidate called Elizabeth Warren who often receives hate mail intended for the senator of the same name.
 Not A Bot: Aww, goatley.
 Sadbot: Have you ever been a shill for corporate interests...on weed?
Image 247869   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
231
 
 Kaviri: My esophagus is tellin me no. But my mind, my mind is tellin me yes.
 Scoo: Awwww yissss, the best player got the starring role
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pineapples fuckin great!!!
Image 247868   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
123
 
 Rachelina: Annual Thetan Clearance Sale
 Kaviri: Big, on the scene.
 DrNinjaman: Big Ot is surprisingly woke.
 sparename: "I'll race you there"
Image 247867   05-16-18   Uploaded by    twitter
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