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248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

248533  Air Biscuit: Athletes everywhere are trying to use the force to get a competitive edge before the authorities catch on and start testing for it.

248484  tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time

248485  Greifer: now off for a delicious Dr. Nut

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248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

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 Side Boob: @GoGo Robotto Communism isn't socialism. Socialist states try to implement communism, and it doesn't work. Something about people in power wanting to remain in power. Again, point to all the successful communist societies in the world today. Oh wait, you can't, because there are none.
 Felicity: About 15 years ago I gave my cat a column in my zine which I let him write by putting him on the keyboard and using whatever letters he typed as he walked off
 GoGo Robotto: Well, for myself, I salute our new communist hamster overlords! Who would've thought the prophecy would fulfill itself right on time, happy b-day, Charly!
 GoGo Robotto: @Side Boob Right, you're refering to the utopian ideal there, but before you were commenting on the so-called socialist states not working. I think it's a little mixed up, comrade, err, dude.
 Side Boob: Though we may have a chance if we can eliminate the scarcity of resources. Replicators for everyone!
 Side Boob: @hajjpodge People today don't realize that in true communism, there is no state, and that for the system to work, EVERYONE has obey the rules to do their part. In my experience, most "internet communists' want a free ride, not actual communism. It may have worked way back when, but it will never work now. Nobody will put the greater good ahead of themselves. vOv
 Shay: Actually, your hamster typed "Please get Richard Gere away from me."
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge and we're all better off for it. You being here, that is 3. Oh right, can't do lesser than signs here. The 3 is a heart
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I'm here now, though :v
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob w e w lad let's just completely ignore the historical context in which communism and socialism have had to contend with hostile capitalist geopolitical powers for over a century. Or that before Capitalism was established, it too went through a period of intermittent rise and collapse until the French Revolution overthrew Mercantilism/Feudalism.
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob doesn't exist*
 Sadbot: The only surprising thing about this is that comrade @hajjpodge is not the uploader
 Side Boob: The hamster can be forgiven for not knowing that communism doesn't work. :P
 Teechur: Hamsters are solitary creatures or bond with only one other. I don't think they would do well in a communist state.
 Yurishiro: *tilts head, creepy smile, index finger pointing upwards going back and forth* "Oh, you!"
Image 247831   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
302
 
 DrNinjaman: Loudener
 VoR: POP!
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot but then you'd get hit with more auditory recoil.
 Sadbot: This would be radder if they cut out a window for better aiming.
Image 247830   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
504
 
 Felicity: Why don*t they taste like chicken
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec technically correct, the best kind of correct!
 glenalec: And most battery eggs aren't fertilized anyway.
 glenalec: Technically, other than the cytoblast, the egg is the stuff the developing fetus eats too. Unless you eat those nearly-hatched ones (ewwwww!)
 tib gubb: delicious
 DrNinjaman: What about baby carrots?
 Dr Awkward: Vegans are super fun at parties
 Yurishiro: What about chicken nuggets made with newborn chicks?
 Side Boob: It's not a child, it's breakfast.
 Sadbot: Her?
Image 247829   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
559
 
 Greifer: Redrum
 Robespierre: SPOOKY FLOOFER
 lecj07: *boss battle music*
 wolfpk: Come play with me, Danny
 tib gubb: pretty spooky there, pupper
 Sadbot: Come throw ball with me
Image 247828   05-16-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
585
 
 Felicity: Later, Xenu
 raditzu: I don't believe in humans anyway.
 Winterneuro: I see nothing wrong with this. It seems to me that its only natural to develop air travel before space travel.
 Sadbot: I wish any of the Frontier/Southwest flights I was a on did a barrel roll, this is totally fake!
 Side Boob: Unrealistic body & airplane standards
 Peter Pantsless: Wake up, shporflinks!
Image 247827   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
411
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman I thought the same thing! I think Wally shaves in that one though.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 They missed a great opportunity with "The Shave"
 Air Biscuit: I wonder what they told her it said when she bought it...
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur "Beaver takes a bath" "Beaver's Monkey" "Beaver's Secret Life" and my fave... "Beaver on TV" @barfolomew
 Teechur: @barfolomew Here ya go! @dangerkeith3000 was right! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 dangerkeith3000: 21st century polka dots.
 tib gubb: i can sympathize with that
 Sadbot: Where can I buy this
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 share!
 dangerkeith3000: I just found out there are a LOT of Leave It To Beaver episode titles that are unintentionally hilarious.
 barfolomew: That one on the lower right was offensive.
Image 247826   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
422
 
 KingTrebek: I hard NY
 bug: Apt tautology.
 tib gubb: ya got that right
 Dresdenkeogh: Solipsistic priapism
 fanny: hard is one of those words that if you say it over enough it sounds weird and loses all meaning.
 barfolomew: Oh, I hard, all right.
 Micro Jackson: I hard
Image 247825   05-16-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
298
 
 GoGo Robotto: I you hard. Then you hard.
 Micro Jackson: Will you be my amigo?
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan Casa Iluminatia! Casa Iluminatia!
 Annoying Vegan : Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita!
Image 247824   05-16-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
340
 
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 WannaBee: Part of the crew. Part of the ship.
 hajjpodge: This Subnautica fanart is weird.
 Micro Jackson: Been down too long
 Robespierre: Barnacle Betty looking fetching these days
 dangerkeith3000: "excuse me! my eyes are DOWN HERE!"
 Side Boob: The Brain Slug party has fanatics too.
 barfolomew: Ma'am, you got a little... uh... never mind.
Image 247823   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 Felicity: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Springbok: M'Sean
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 WannaBee: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Air Biscuit: X like the guy from X-mas?
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Micro Jackson: I'm not gonna take it
 barfolomew: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Robespierre: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Sadbot: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 barfolomew: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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