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269126  Amy Housewine: Dig, Lazarus, dig the garden.

269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this gsc-game.com/

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

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269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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Score:
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 Side Boob: @GoGo Robotto Communism isn't socialism. Socialist states try to implement communism, and it doesn't work. Something about people in power wanting to remain in power. Again, point to all the successful communist societies in the world today. Oh wait, you can't, because there are none.
 Messed Up Dog: About 15 years ago I gave my cat a column in my zine which I let him write by putting him on the keyboard and using whatever letters he typed as he walked off
 GoGo Robotto: Well, for myself, I salute our new communist hamster overlords! Who would've thought the prophecy would fulfill itself right on time, happy b-day, Charly!
 GoGo Robotto: @Side Boob Right, you're refering to the utopian ideal there, but before you were commenting on the so-called socialist states not working. I think it's a little mixed up, comrade, err, dude.
 Side Boob: Though we may have a chance if we can eliminate the scarcity of resources. Replicators for everyone!
 Side Boob: @hajjpodge People today don't realize that in true communism, there is no state, and that for the system to work, EVERYONE has obey the rules to do their part. In my experience, most "internet communists' want a free ride, not actual communism. It may have worked way back when, but it will never work now. Nobody will put the greater good ahead of themselves. vOv
 Shay: Actually, your hamster typed "Please get Richard Gere away from me."
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge and we're all better off for it. You being here, that is 3. Oh right, can't do lesser than signs here. The 3 is a heart
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I'm here now, though :v
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob w e w lad let's just completely ignore the historical context in which communism and socialism have had to contend with hostile capitalist geopolitical powers for over a century. Or that before Capitalism was established, it too went through a period of intermittent rise and collapse until the French Revolution overthrew Mercantilism/Feudalism.
 dad: @Side Boob doesn't exist*
 Sadbot: The only surprising thing about this is that comrade @hajjpodge is not the uploader
 Side Boob: The hamster can be forgiven for not knowing that communism doesn't work. :P
 Teechur: Hamsters are solitary creatures or bond with only one other. I don't think they would do well in a communist state.
 sorghum: *tilts head, creepy smile, index finger pointing upwards going back and forth* "Oh, you!"
Image 247831   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
328
 
 DrNinjaman: Loudener
 VoR: POP!
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot but then you'd get hit with more auditory recoil.
 Sadbot: This would be radder if they cut out a window for better aiming.
Image 247830   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
504
 
 namename: Why don t they taste like chicken
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec technically correct, the best kind of correct!
 glenalec: And most battery eggs aren't fertilized anyway.
 glenalec: Technically, other than the cytoblast, the egg is the stuff the developing fetus eats too. Unless you eat those nearly-hatched ones (ewwwww!)
 tib gubb: delicious
 DrNinjaman: What about baby carrots?
 Dr Awkward: Vegans are super fun at parties
 booger: What about chicken nuggets made with newborn chicks?
 Side Boob: It's not a child, it's breakfast.
 Sadbot: Her?
Image 247829   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
583
 
 Greifer: Redrum
 Robespierre: SPOOKY FLOOFER
 lecj07: *boss battle music*
 wolfpk: Come play with me, Danny
 tib gubb: pretty spooky there, pupper
 Sadbot: Come throw ball with me
Image 247828   05-16-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
585
 
 Dorb: Later, Xenu
 raditzu: I don't believe in humans anyway.
 Winterneuro: I see nothing wrong with this. It seems to me that its only natural to develop air travel before space travel.
 Sadbot: I wish any of the Frontier/Southwest flights I was a on did a barrel roll, this is totally fake!
 Side Boob: Unrealistic body & airplane standards
 Peter Pantsless: Wake up, shporflinks!
Image 247827   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
411
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman I thought the same thing! I think Wally shaves in that one though.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 They missed a great opportunity with "The Shave"
 Air Biscuit: I wonder what they told her it said when she bought it...
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur "Beaver takes a bath" "Beaver's Monkey" "Beaver's Secret Life" and my fave... "Beaver on TV" @barfolomew
 Teechur: @barfolomew Here ya go! @dangerkeith3000 was right! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 dangerkeith3000: 21st century polka dots.
 tib gubb: i can sympathize with that
 Sadbot: Where can I buy this
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 share!
 dangerkeith3000: I just found out there are a LOT of Leave It To Beaver episode titles that are unintentionally hilarious.
 barfolomew: That one on the lower right was offensive.
Image 247826   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 KingTrebek: I hard NY
 bug: Apt tautology.
 tib gubb: ya got that right
 Dresdenkeogh: Solipsistic priapism
 fanny: hard is one of those words that if you say it over enough it sounds weird and loses all meaning.
 barfolomew: Oh, I hard, all right.
 Micro Jackson: I hard
Image 247825   05-16-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
298
 
 GoGo Robotto: I you hard. Then you hard.
 Micro Jackson: Will you be my amigo?
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan Casa Iluminatia! Casa Iluminatia!
 Annoying Vegan : Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita!
Image 247824   05-16-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
340
 
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 reply: Part of the crew. Part of the ship.
 hajjpodge: This Subnautica fanart is weird.
 Micro Jackson: Been down too long
 Robespierre: Barnacle Betty looking fetching these days
 dangerkeith3000: "excuse me! my eyes are DOWN HERE!"
 Side Boob: The Brain Slug party has fanatics too.
 barfolomew: Ma'am, you got a little... uh... never mind.
Image 247823   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 generic: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Springbok: M'Sean
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 Stom Premben: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Air Biscuit: X like the guy from X-mas?
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Micro Jackson: I'm not gonna take it
 barfolomew: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Robespierre: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Sadbot: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 barfolomew: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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