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10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

257792  SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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Score:
375
 
 generic: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Springbok: M'Sean
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 WannaBee: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Air Biscuit: X like the guy from X-mas?
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Micro Jackson: I'm not gonna take it
 barfolomew: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Robespierre: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Sadbot: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 barfolomew: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
265
 
 glenalec: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Not A Bot: mrw always
 lecj07: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Robespierre: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 tib gubb: forgetti your regretti
 Warrax: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Not A Bot: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
468
 
 pisspig: @Scoo yup
 sports: That's a butt baby.
 bug: Charles eats like a snake.
 dangerkeith3000: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 tib gubb: chicky babby
 Scoo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 glenalec: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hokie333: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Dr Awkward: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Robespierre: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 miller: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 DrinkMixMan: *Poop the Jewels
 DrinkMixMan: Pop the Jewels
 WTF: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 fanny: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 jochenau: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Seven Eight Nine: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
455
 
 wolfpk: "I want to play a game"
 Science: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 barfolomew: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Teechur: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 jochenau: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
246
 
 well duh: If it fits, I shits.
 Air Biscuit: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Dr Awkward: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
519
 
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 balloon: Dat gator
 Dresdenkeogh: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Micro Jackson: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 dangerkeith3000: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 tib gubb: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
832
 
 RiderFan: This is a Serval.
 MylesX: I'm all ears
 Micro Jackson: You've got my attention!
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful ... and hongry
 wolfpk: Those aren't ears; they are radar dishes.
 Christina: Majestic big cat!
 WannaBee: Grandma, what big ears you have.
Image 247815   05-16-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
394
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny And tell me that you love me; I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too; I love to hear you oralize; When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away!
 glenalec: Being furniture is some people's fetish. Being food is other people's fetish. McD is where the groups intersect.
 PenguinBartender: @fanny username/comment combo!
 Micro Jackson: I'm glad I wore my kilt today
 DrinkMixMan: I knew McDonalds gave me weird stool, but this is ridiculous!
 fanny: "sit on my face! SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE!"
 tib gubb: "it's a living"
Image 247814   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
327
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Facepalm
 Micro Jackson: My desert island tree pick
Image 247813   05-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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