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269206  addend: Loved him, and pet him, and called him George.

269163  thecraftywolf: @wolfpk i would totally do it

269213  Peter Pantsless: Mine!

269216  Peter Pantsless: facit sejam

269126  Amy Housewine: Dig, Lazarus, dig the garden.

269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this gsc-game.com/

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Score:
375
 
 generic: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Springbok: M'Sean
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 Stom Premben: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Air Biscuit: X like the guy from X-mas?
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Micro Jackson: I'm not gonna take it
 barfolomew: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Robespierre: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Sadbot: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 barfolomew: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
265
 
 glenalec: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Not A Bot: mrw always
 lecj07: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Robespierre: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 tib gubb: forgetti your regretti
 Warrax: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Not A Bot: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
468
 
 pisspig: @Scoo yup
 sports: That's a butt baby.
 bug: Charles eats like a snake.
 dangerkeith3000: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 tib gubb: chicky babby
 Scoo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 glenalec: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hokie333: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Dr Awkward: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Robespierre: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 miller: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 DrinkMixMan: *Poop the Jewels
 DrinkMixMan: Pop the Jewels
 WTF: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 fanny: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 jochenau: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Seven Eight Nine: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
455
 
 wolfpk: "I want to play a game"
 Science: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 barfolomew: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Teechur: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 jochenau: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
246
 
 well duh: If it fits, I shits.
 Air Biscuit: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Dr Awkward: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
519
 
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 balloon: Dat gator
 Dresdenkeogh: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Micro Jackson: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 dangerkeith3000: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 tib gubb: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
832
 
 RiderFan: This is a Serval.
 MylesX: I'm all ears
 Micro Jackson: You've got my attention!
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful ... and hongry
 wolfpk: Those aren't ears; they are radar dishes.
 Christina: Majestic big cat!
 drhilljack: Grandma, what big ears you have.
Image 247815   05-16-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
394
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny And tell me that you love me; I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too; I love to hear you oralize; When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away!
 glenalec: Being furniture is some people's fetish. Being food is other people's fetish. McD is where the groups intersect.
 PenguinBartender: @fanny username/comment combo!
 Micro Jackson: I'm glad I wore my kilt today
 DrinkMixMan: I knew McDonalds gave me weird stool, but this is ridiculous!
 fanny: "sit on my face! SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE!"
 tib gubb: "it's a living"
Image 247814   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
327
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Facepalm
 Micro Jackson: My desert island tree pick
Image 247813   05-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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