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263150  Robespierre: Pouncing detected

263157  Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet

263159  Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show

263247  werterland: Yeah, ratings buttons are messed up lol. I accidentally hit BAD, and in a moment of panic I hit RAD, and it changed the score both times and both buttons are grayed out.

263259  tacticaljay: This is awesome! Wheres this at?

263171  Robespierre: Now, get it tattooed on your forehead

263192  Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263197  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan @Mexico May I come onboard?

263202  Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263208  Robespierre: Annoyance ears

263215  Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263216  Robespierre: @Knice What show? I'm totally out of touch with allegedly humourous TV shows from the past two or three decades.

263245  FabricMan: The garden hose mists couscous on the flowerbed. Your shower head has a rigatoni setting. You power wash the siding with tagliatelle. And there's a scandal in your city when the police use taglierini on peaceful protesters.

263229  Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263234  Robespierre: Now, select all images with da Moom

263238  Robespierre: Pitifulness of North Korea

263239  Robespierre: Toil and trouble

263236  Passive: I think I'll draw some cat nipples. -Artist

263239  Passive: That's me. You know, I was somebody once. It all happened so long time ago...

263245  WTF: Mom's spaghetti on tap.

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2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. ignatz
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6. Not A Bot
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8. Mr Bleak
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262885 Prostata: I want to believe

263070 wolfpk: *and blows



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crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)
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10. claphands: 1443 points
11. a robot: 1420 points
12. piratepom: 1415 points
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Score:
265
 
 glenalec: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Not A Bot: mrw always
 lecj07: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Robespierre: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 tib gubb: forgetti your regretti
 Warrax: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Not A Bot: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
468
 
 pisspig: @Scoo yup
 sports: That's a butt baby.
 bug: Charles eats like a snake.
 dangerkeith3000: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 tib gubb: chicky babby
 Scoo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 glenalec: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hokie333: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Dr Awkward: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Robespierre: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 miller: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 DrinkMixMan: *Poop the Jewels
 DrinkMixMan: Pop the Jewels
 WTF: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 fanny: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 jochenau: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Seven Eight Nine: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
455
 
 wolfpk: "I want to play a game"
 Science: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 barfolomew: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Teechur: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 jochenau: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
246
 
 well duh: If it fits, I shits.
 Air Biscuit: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Dr Awkward: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
519
 
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 balloon: Dat gator
 Dresdenkeogh: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Micro Jackson: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 dangerkeith3000: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 tib gubb: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
832
 
 RiderFan: This is a Serval.
 MylesX: I'm all ears
 Micro Jackson: You've got my attention!
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful ... and hongry
 wolfpk: Those aren't ears; they are radar dishes.
 Christina: Majestic big cat!
 drhilljack: Grandma, what big ears you have.
Image 247815   05-16-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
394
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny And tell me that you love me; I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too; I love to hear you oralize; When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away!
 glenalec: Being furniture is some people's fetish. Being food is other people's fetish. McD is where the groups intersect.
 PenguinBartender: @fanny username/comment combo!
 Micro Jackson: I'm glad I wore my kilt today
 DrinkMixMan: I knew McDonalds gave me weird stool, but this is ridiculous!
 fanny: "sit on my face! SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE!"
 tib gubb: "it's a living"
Image 247814   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
327
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Facepalm
 Micro Jackson: My desert island tree pick
Image 247813   05-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
339
 
 Wooden Spoon: Tadpole conga line
 namaste: Granola?
Image 247812   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
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