Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Telkwa
7. Robespierre
8. Knice
9. Scoo
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1374 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1041 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (957 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (867 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13010 points
 2. Side Boob: 6969 points
 3. barfolomew: 6221 points
 4. fanny: 4252 points
 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3465 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2758 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. Warrax: 1963 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. catheter: 1773 points
13. wordjones: 1685 points
14. younglink: 1678 points
15. male anon: 1656 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: a-bird.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 626
Registered users online in past hour: 701

Average image score (last 24 hours): 323

Total number of comments: 1325257
Total number of images: 249432



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 122608
XP needed for green ranking: 42136
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
265
 
 glenalec: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Not A Bot: mrw always
 lecj07: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Robespierre: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 tib gubb: forgetti your regretti
 Warrax: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Not A Bot: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
468
 
 pisspig: @Scoo yup
 Yurishiro: That's a butt baby.
 bug: Charles eats like a snake.
 dangerkeith3000: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 tib gubb: chicky babby
 Scoo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
353
 
 glenalec: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hokie333: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Dr Awkward: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Robespierre: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 Felicity: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 DrinkMixMan: *Poop the Jewels
 DrinkMixMan: Pop the Jewels
 WTF: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 fanny: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 jochenau: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 OldKentuckyShark: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
455
 
 wolfpk: "I want to play a game"
 Science: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 barfolomew: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Teechur: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 jochenau: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
246
 
 well duh: If it fits, I shits.
 Air Biscuit: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Dr Awkward: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
519
 
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 Yurishiro: Dat gator
 Dresdenkeogh: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Micro Jackson: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 dangerkeith3000: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 tib gubb: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
778
 
 RiderFan: This is a Serval.
 Yurishiro: I'm all ears
 Micro Jackson: You've got my attention!
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful ... and hongry
 wolfpk: Those aren't ears; they are radar dishes.
 Christina: Majestic big cat!
 WannaBee: Grandma, what big ears you have.
Image 247815   05-16-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
394
 
 glenalec: Being furniture is some people's fetish. Being food is other people's fetish. McD is where the groups intersect.
 PenguinBartender: @fanny username/comment combo!
 Micro Jackson: I'm glad I wore my kilt today
 DrinkMixMan: I knew McDonalds gave me weird stool, but this is ridiculous!
 fanny: "sit on my face! SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE!"
 tib gubb: "it's a living"
Image 247814   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
327
 
 Yurishiro: Facepalm
 Micro Jackson: My desert island tree pick
Image 247813   05-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
339
 
 Wooden Spoon: Tadpole conga line
 Felicity: Granola?
Image 247812   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Page 1 ... 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 ... 24943 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.