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269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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12. fisto: 1548 points
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Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 glenalec: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hokie333: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Dr Awkward: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Robespierre: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 miller: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 DrinkMixMan: *Poop the Jewels
 DrinkMixMan: Pop the Jewels
 WTF: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 fanny: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 jochenau: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Seven Eight Nine: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
455
 
 wolfpk: "I want to play a game"
 Science: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 barfolomew: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Teechur: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 jochenau: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
246
 
 well duh: If it fits, I shits.
 Air Biscuit: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Dr Awkward: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
519
 
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 balloon: Dat gator
 Dresdenkeogh: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Micro Jackson: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 dangerkeith3000: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 tib gubb: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
832
 
 RiderFan: This is a Serval.
 MylesX: I'm all ears
 Micro Jackson: You've got my attention!
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful ... and hongry
 wolfpk: Those aren't ears; they are radar dishes.
 Christina: Majestic big cat!
 drhilljack: Grandma, what big ears you have.
Image 247815   05-16-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
394
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny And tell me that you love me; I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too; I love to hear you oralize; When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away!
 glenalec: Being furniture is some people's fetish. Being food is other people's fetish. McD is where the groups intersect.
 PenguinBartender: @fanny username/comment combo!
 Micro Jackson: I'm glad I wore my kilt today
 DrinkMixMan: I knew McDonalds gave me weird stool, but this is ridiculous!
 fanny: "sit on my face! SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE!"
 tib gubb: "it's a living"
Image 247814   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
327
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Facepalm
 Micro Jackson: My desert island tree pick
Image 247813   05-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
339
 
 Wooden Spoon: Tadpole conga line
 namaste: Granola?
Image 247812   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
576
 
 Science: Penn and Teller looked pretty good back in the day
 Micro Jackson: What ho!
 Scoo: Just a bit, please
 Side Boob: It's never Lupus.
 Mr. Butt: My sister gave me the complete Jeeves and Wooster DVD box set a few years back. It's one of my most valued possessions.
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Fry and Laurie.
Image 247811   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
362
 
 norgu5: You KNOW I'm gonna make that pic my background.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm surprised the font isn't Comic Sans.
 Christina: The 90s called. They want their website back.
 wolfpk: Get in line!
 tib gubb: username/upload synergy?
Image 247810   05-16-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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