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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Trirm Morpomple: @Joseph You reminded me of Freestylers B-Boy Stance, even though that line isn't actually in the song (but I know they used it somewhere). Thanks!
 Crurbo Albungo: pooq! pooq! That's the sound of the police...
 Gaple Horpomple: I'm gonna call the poo poo on you
 Flild Flumongo: cops be out here like pooq pooq
Image 247801   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Galm Albopert
 Pirm Flumungo: @Mr. Shine: laughed out loud!
 Thirbo Morpumbies: "How much Polonium is in this? "
Image 247800   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Ring Grupert
 Gimp Rempoble: @lecj07 - gave her a love bite and she flew off.
 Part Flumungus: @Dresdenkeogh She left me. Never should have used helium
 Baple Plemopert: There's a reason you've been sitting alone in your room all night...
 Gald Brumbies: Look at that tv and that computer!! I hope this guy appreciates how nice hes got it.
 Pungo Grumbies: Is your girlfriend inflatable and horny?
 Lorb Flongo: Everything's fine.
 Bingo Brungus: To gay prom my noble steed!
 Rorbo Rempoble: Angst rides a pale horse too?
Image 247799   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Horbo Brongo
 Gongo Grupert: It's always Boxing Day somewhere
 Thurb Rempungo: the asshole armada
 Frart Dampumbies: Cat boxes. Now color coded for your convenience
 Bolm Albumbies: The cat traps are working!
Image 247798   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flewn Brupert
 Mawn Morpoble: only 90's kids remember...
 Jert Morpumbies: @tib gubb Book, Earth book.
 Lift Plongo: Why this phone tied to the wall? And who it belong to?
 Tringo Morpumple: Hotline to Mashpee's for the UberLyftless
 Mango Morpomple: I miss payphones. Totally useless now, but I miss 'em just the same.
 Crort Gromple: Today's weirdo item
 Flaple Flungo: brrrrr-ring! yip yip yip yip yip...
Image 247797   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flople Bromple
 Thump Flumumbies: Is your girlfriend a house?
 Lown Brongus: You fked up the roof, babe. Worthless.
 Thimp Rempungo: No! You can't make me.
 Dift Horpongus: It took me looking at the bottom pic four time before I realized she's putting on paint/makeup. That's a lot of work, but an awesome outcome!
 Raft Flumongus: @sparename It's because she's a Cheshire chick.
 Theft Cremupert: The secret to clear skin.
 Crold Flongus: This doesn't look like Cheshire
 Thuft Flongo: Science gone too far?
 Flomp Flungus: I'm invisible so long as I don't move , and you only look at me from this specific angle.
 Fliple Dampupert: There a glitch in the Matrix.
 Himp Plemupert: Now we have to go back in time and make sure her parents fall in love!
 Durbo Grombies: That's fuckin rad
 Jurm Horpuble: Stealth level: boner.
 Peft Grupert: Chroniton-based makeup probably wasn't the best idea.
Image 247796   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Deple Grungo
 Vald Rempumbies: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Thild Plemupert
 Crirbo Flumungo: @Zukero Roly loly
 Crerm Rempupert: Filet-O-Buck
 Pompo Flumungus: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Geng Plemopert: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Thimpo Dampungus: How much is it actually worth?
 Crirt Albumple: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Frawn Rempumbies
 Thown Rempomple: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 Burbo Cremongus: How many arms does he have?
 Pompo Rempupert: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Piple Flumupert: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Himpo Cremongus: Click it or ticket, jackass
 Rarb Flumongus: Get your ass the Mars.
 Frolm Flungus: Arnyoung.
 Lung Grunungo: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bald Flumple
 Mirb Groble: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 Jorb Cremungo: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 Trerm Gropert: Katie Keurig.
 Crolm Dampoble: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Limpo Cremumple: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Pampo Flumumbies: The best part of waking up
 Rurb Alboble: Le cuisine Americaine
 Pilm Morpuble: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flemp Plemungus
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