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273319  Fiveninety: don't most phones power off before the battery is completely dead and power back on for the alarm clock? i know i have a smartphone and a dumbphone that both do this. about the only way to make the alarm not go off on either of them is to remove the battery

273328  Not A Bot: Visited New Jersey as a tourist

273325  Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot Perfection!!!

273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan They grow up pretty cute too, check the tail #75757. I feel like I've shown you this, but look at my dog again!

273334  ignatz: w.e. just whack off your pics

273311  Amy Housewine: "I'm looking for a book called 'A Room With A View' about a young girl called Lucy who is touring Italy as a traveling companion with an older lady." "Forster?" "No, she chose to go of her own accord."

273311  edvard: There are other ways you could have proven this. Other ways.

273324  Amy Housewine: At long last, he made an honest horse of her.

273057  tib gubb: MOO to you too, pal!

273104  tib gubb: it's the decision that prevents the formation of time travel

273321  Annoying Vegan : Every dog should be entitled to a home this loving.

273308  WTF: #IDNTEMUPTF

273325  Annoying Vegan : I love the little paintbrush end of your tail!

273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Joseph You reminded me of Freestylers B-Boy Stance, even though that line isn't actually in the song (but I know they used it somewhere). Thanks!
 Joseph: pooq! pooq! That's the sound of the police...
 dangerkeith3000: I'm gonna call the poo poo on you
 tib gubb: cops be out here like pooq pooq
Image 247801   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
316
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: laughed out loud!
 Mr. Shine: "How much Polonium is in this? "
Image 247800   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
513
 
 glenalec: @lecj07 - gave her a love bite and she flew off.
 lecj07: @Dresdenkeogh She left me. Never should have used helium
 Micro Jackson: There's a reason you've been sitting alone in your room all night...
 Air Biscuit: Look at that tv and that computer!! I hope this guy appreciates how nice hes got it.
 Dresdenkeogh: Is your girlfriend inflatable and horny?
 dangerkeith3000: Everything's fine.
 joxxuh: To gay prom my noble steed!
 Side Boob: Angst rides a pale horse too?
Image 247799   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
758
 
 Robespierre: It's always Boxing Day somewhere
 tib gubb: the asshole armada
 robford: Cat boxes. Now color coded for your convenience
 Magic Bullets: The cat traps are working!
Image 247798   05-16-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
231
 
 trelyate: only 90's kids remember...
 Religion X: @tib gubb Book, Earth book.
 Warrax: Why this phone tied to the wall? And who it belong to?
 Robespierre: Hotline to Mashpee's for the UberLyftless
 dangerkeith3000: I miss payphones. Totally useless now, but I miss 'em just the same.
 Sauce Packets: Today's weirdo item
 tib gubb: brrrrr-ring! yip yip yip yip yip...
Image 247797   05-16-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
1090
 
 Spazstatic: Is your girlfriend a house?
 raditzu: You fked up the roof, babe. Worthless.
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 wolfpk: It took me looking at the bottom pic four time before I realized she's putting on paint/makeup. That's a lot of work, but an awesome outcome!
 Mad Collager: @sparename It's because she's a Cheshire chick.
 Warrax: The secret to clear skin.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Cheshire
 Robespierre: Science gone too far?
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm invisible so long as I don't move , and you only look at me from this specific angle.
 dangerkeith3000: There a glitch in the Matrix.
 Knice: Now we have to go back in time and make sure her parents fall in love!
 itskando: That's fuckin rad
 pisspig: Stealth level: boner.
 Side Boob: Chroniton-based makeup probably wasn't the best idea.
Image 247796   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
9
 
 GiveMePlus: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
463
 
 nclaw: @Zukero Roly loly
 Robespierre: Filet-O-Buck
 Zukero: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Bluetocracy: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Christina: How much is it actually worth?
 Side Boob: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 PlzPlzMe: How many arms does he have?
 Robespierre: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Robespierre: Click it or ticket, jackass
 dangerkeith3000: Get your ass the Mars.
 Big Beagler: Arnyoung.
 Not A Bot: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
397
 
 Sadbot: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 robocop: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 dangerkeith3000: Katie Keurig.
 Frank herbert: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Not A Bot: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Bluetocracy: The best part of waking up
 beckybecky: Le cuisine Americaine
 Scoo: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
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