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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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 Bople Plemungo: @Mr. Shine: laughed out loud!
 Trirt Grombies: "How much Polonium is in this? "
Image 247800   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Barm Flombies
 Gelm Plongus: @lecj07 - gave her a love bite and she flew off.
 Themp Cremumple: @Dresdenkeogh She left me. Never should have used helium
 Joft Morpungo: There's a reason you've been sitting alone in your room all night...
 Flompo Flomple: Look at that tv and that computer!! I hope this guy appreciates how nice hes got it.
 Hango Drumumple: Is your girlfriend inflatable and horny?
 Gald Flumungus: Everything's fine.
 Vung Flupert: To gay prom my noble steed!
 Vople Plupert: Angst rides a pale horse too?
Image 247799   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Vong Albongus
 Jewn Flumoble: It's always Boxing Day somewhere
 Trimpo Flumopert: the asshole armada
 Hungo Horpongus: Cat boxes. Now color coded for your convenience
 Mewn Horpungo: The cat traps are working!
Image 247798   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Rilm Plomple
 Mald Ploble: only 90's kids remember...
 Florb Plupert: @tib gubb Book, Earth book.
 Varbo Grunongus: Why this phone tied to the wall? And who it belong to?
 Murbo Ploble: Hotline to Mashpee's for the UberLyftless
 Geng Plemumple: I miss payphones. Totally useless now, but I miss 'em just the same.
 Gerbo Albongo: Today's weirdo item
 Thirm Plupert: brrrrr-ring! yip yip yip yip yip...
Image 247797   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Vift Morpomple
 Pirbo Flopert: Is your girlfriend a house?
 Geple Drumupert: You fked up the roof, babe. Worthless.
 Lelm Flumbies: No! You can't make me.
 Frengo Drumoble: It took me looking at the bottom pic four time before I realized she's putting on paint/makeup. That's a lot of work, but an awesome outcome!
 Flawn Dampongo: @sparename It's because she's a Cheshire chick.
 Thuwn Horpuble: The secret to clear skin.
 Garbo Brombies: This doesn't look like Cheshire
 Lemp Grunuble: Science gone too far?
 Dawn Flumombies: I'm invisible so long as I don't move , and you only look at me from this specific angle.
 Hungo Brupert: There a glitch in the Matrix.
 Floft Plemupert: Now we have to go back in time and make sure her parents fall in love!
 Jamp Plopert: That's fuckin rad
 Morb Grunumbies: Stealth level: boner.
 Jimp Flumple: Chroniton-based makeup probably wasn't the best idea.
Image 247796   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Heple Drumumple
 Mumpo Flumungo: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Geple Albomple
 Lilm Grongus: @Zukero Roly loly
 Purb Albuble: Filet-O-Buck
 Trorm Drumongo: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Remp Rempongo: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Frurt Albongus: How much is it actually worth?
 Jarb Grumple: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Hawn Plemomple
 Fluld Plumple: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 Maft Drumopert: How many arms does he have?
 Hewn Plemumple: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Lort Albomple: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Trumpo Albomple: Click it or ticket, jackass
 Gumpo Bromple: Get your ass the Mars.
 Lalm Cremupert: Arnyoung.
 Guple Plemongus: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Mown Plungo
 Hold Grungo: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 Mompo Cremongo: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 Haft Gropert: Katie Keurig.
 Gorm Albumbies: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Himp Cremoble: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Pengo Flomple: The best part of waking up
 Reple Drumupert: Le cuisine Americaine
 Lempo Gromple: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Thuft Plemongo
 Crango Horpoble: Now I just have to wait for all those hunky firefighters to show up
 Dalm Grungus: Looking forward to the new RAMPAGE movie.
 Frang Morpumbies: taco tuesday did not disappoint
 Bing Rempongo: I didn't do it
 Holm Drumumple: *yells* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HUH?
 Bomp Flumungo: This is fine.
Image 247791   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crumpo Drumomple
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