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257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

257792  SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."

257793  Scoo: You also can't fold it to say hilarious dirty words

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4. Not A Bot
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7. dangerkeith3000
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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10. Mr. Shine: 1851 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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14. NotHuman: 1674 points
15. tess: 1670 points
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Score:
1090
 
 Spazstatic: Is your girlfriend a house?
 raditzu: You fked up the roof, babe. Worthless.
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 wolfpk: It took me looking at the bottom pic four time before I realized she's putting on paint/makeup. That's a lot of work, but an awesome outcome!
 Mad Collager: @sparename It's because she's a Cheshire chick.
 Warrax: The secret to clear skin.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Cheshire
 Robespierre: Science gone too far?
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm invisible so long as I don't move , and you only look at me from this specific angle.
 dangerkeith3000: There a glitch in the Matrix.
 Knice: Now we have to go back in time and make sure her parents fall in love!
 itskando: That's fuckin rad
 pisspig: Stealth level: boner.
 Side Boob: Chroniton-based makeup probably wasn't the best idea.
Image 247796   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
9
 
 VeeKay: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
463
 
 nclaw: @Zukero Roly loly
 Robespierre: Filet-O-Buck
 Zukero: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Bluetocracy: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Christina: How much is it actually worth?
 Side Boob: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
340
 
 Mr Bleak: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 PlzPlzMe: How many arms does he have?
 Robespierre: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Robespierre: Click it or ticket, jackass
 dangerkeith3000: Get your ass the Mars.
 Big Beagler: Arnyoung.
 Not A Bot: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
397
 
 Sadbot: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 WannaBee: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 dangerkeith3000: Katie Keurig.
 WannaBee: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Not A Bot: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Bluetocracy: The best part of waking up
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 Scoo: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
297
 
 Micro Jackson: Now I just have to wait for all those hunky firefighters to show up
 Air Biscuit: Looking forward to the new RAMPAGE movie.
 tib gubb: taco tuesday did not disappoint
 VeeKay: I didn't do it
 Slickbrew: *yells* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HUH?
 Mr. Shine: This is fine.
Image 247791   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 247790 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by space. Boo, space.
Score:
329
 
 Uncle Phil: Sis is back at it.
 Bluetocracy: snek previews
 whaleshark: neak reviews
 WTF: Not very sneaky putting them at the beginning of every mass-produced rental tape.
Image 247789   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
494
 
 Sadbot: @tib gubb do you not do it with a bag over your head? I hear uh...from a friend it helps a lot
 tib gubb: thanks, my self-image was almost dipping into the positive
 antipatterns: Rubber nipples are canon
 zoe: that's no batarang
Image 247788   05-16-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
568
 
 Teechur: How Wishbone got his start.
 barfolomew: Someone's living their best life.
 Robespierre: All the classics
 Mr. Shine: That's one well-read doggo!
Image 247787   05-16-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
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