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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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3. Side Boob
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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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12. DogsRGreat: 1469 points
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Score:
1090
 
 Spazstatic: Is your girlfriend a house?
 raditzu: You fked up the roof, babe. Worthless.
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 wolfpk: It took me looking at the bottom pic four time before I realized she's putting on paint/makeup. That's a lot of work, but an awesome outcome!
 Mad Collager: @sparename It's because she's a Cheshire chick.
 Warrax: The secret to clear skin.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Cheshire
 Robespierre: Science gone too far?
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm invisible so long as I don't move , and you only look at me from this specific angle.
 dangerkeith3000: There a glitch in the Matrix.
 Knice: Now we have to go back in time and make sure her parents fall in love!
 itskando: That's fuckin rad
 pisspig: Stealth level: boner.
 Side Boob: Chroniton-based makeup probably wasn't the best idea.
Image 247796   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
9
 
 VeeKay: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
463
 
 nclaw: @Zukero Roly loly
 Robespierre: Filet-O-Buck
 Zukero: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Bluetocracy: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Christina: How much is it actually worth?
 Side Boob: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
340
 
 Mr Bleak: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 PlzPlzMe: How many arms does he have?
 Robespierre: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Robespierre: Click it or ticket, jackass
 dangerkeith3000: Get your ass the Mars.
 Big Beagler: Arnyoung.
 Not A Bot: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
397
 
 Sadbot: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 robocop: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 dangerkeith3000: Katie Keurig.
 Frank herbert: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Not A Bot: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Bluetocracy: The best part of waking up
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 Scoo: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
297
 
 Micro Jackson: Now I just have to wait for all those hunky firefighters to show up
 Air Biscuit: Looking forward to the new RAMPAGE movie.
 tib gubb: taco tuesday did not disappoint
 VeeKay: I didn't do it
 Slickbrew: *yells* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HUH?
 Mr. Shine: This is fine.
Image 247791   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 247790 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by space. You have brought shame on us, space.
Score:
329
 
 Uncle Phil: Sis is back at it.
 Bluetocracy: snek previews
 whaleshark: neak reviews
 WTF: Not very sneaky putting them at the beginning of every mass-produced rental tape.
Image 247789   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
494
 
 Sadbot: @tib gubb do you not do it with a bag over your head? I hear uh...from a friend it helps a lot
 tib gubb: thanks, my self-image was almost dipping into the positive
 antipatterns: Rubber nipples are canon
 zoe: that's no batarang
Image 247788   05-16-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
568
 
 Teechur: How Wishbone got his start.
 barfolomew: Someone's living their best life.
 Robespierre: All the classics
 Mr. Shine: That's one well-read doggo!
Image 247787   05-16-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
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