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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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Score:
340
 
 Mr Bleak: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 PlzPlzMe: How many arms does he have?
 Robespierre: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Robespierre: Click it or ticket, jackass
 dangerkeith3000: Get your ass the Mars.
 Big Beagler: Arnyoung.
 Not A Bot: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
397
 
 Sadbot: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 WannaBee: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 dangerkeith3000: Katie Keurig.
 WannaBee: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Not A Bot: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Bluetocracy: The best part of waking up
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 Scoo: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
297
 
 Micro Jackson: Now I just have to wait for all those hunky firefighters to show up
 Air Biscuit: Looking forward to the new RAMPAGE movie.
 tib gubb: taco tuesday did not disappoint
 VeeKay: I didn't do it
 Slickbrew: *yells* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HUH?
 Mr. Shine: This is fine.
Image 247791   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 247790 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by space. We'll pray for you, space.
Score:
329
 
 Uncle Phil: Sis is back at it.
 Bluetocracy: snek previews
 whaleshark: neak reviews
 WTF: Not very sneaky putting them at the beginning of every mass-produced rental tape.
Image 247789   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
494
 
 Sadbot: @tib gubb do you not do it with a bag over your head? I hear uh...from a friend it helps a lot
 tib gubb: thanks, my self-image was almost dipping into the positive
 antipatterns: Rubber nipples are canon
 zoe: that's no batarang
Image 247788   05-16-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
568
 
 Teechur: How Wishbone got his start.
 barfolomew: Someone's living their best life.
 Robespierre: All the classics
 Mr. Shine: That's one well-read doggo!
Image 247787   05-16-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
700
 
 Brain: @Teechur As in, Y vd., Eugene? Whys your face turning green? Dont you like pinto beans?
 Teechur: @Robespierre Not to mention history and culture (quite dated in my 1969 copy) and the abbreviation "Vd." for "Usted"
 Micro Jackson: Way to blow everything out of proportion!
 Robespierre: @Teechur If I recall correctly, those Amsco grammar texts have lessons on proper punctuation, proper capitalization, and EVERYthing!
 Teechur: @barfolomew vvv
 Teechur: @barfolomew Thank you! I do have a SmartBoard and a cart with 30 Chromebooks in it. The grammar lessons found in those old Amsco texts, however, are second to none!
 barfolomew: @Teechur I have enormous respect for you--many of the most important people in my life have been teachers. But you may want to get the administration to update your classroom.
 fanny: @Teechur lol i feel your pain!!
 Teechur: @barfolomew Not quite THAT long! Just since the end of George H.W. Bush's tenure. Still using books from Nixon's admin.
 sparename: Great for projecting images onto bedroom walls to make big murals for the kids! Got one at a school equipment sell-off once, never got round to painting murals on the kids walls, though..
 barfolomew: @Teechur geez, where do you teach, the Reagan administration?
 Teechur: I have one of these in my klasshole (that's my new name for my klassroom. Seems more appropriate as the end of the year approaches.)
 Robespierre: Overhead projectors = Fun With Fresnels
 WTF: On a side note, one of my teachers in middle school got so mad at the students one day he slammed his hand down so hard on the top of one of these he smashed the glass into pieces.
 barfolomew: I remember when they had translucent LCD things you can put on there to turn them into crude digital projectors.
 barfolomew: @WTF you, uh, may not be thrilled with what I have in "pending."
 WTF: Now post a pic of a reel to reel projector to make me feel even older.
Image 247786   05-16-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
323
 
 RogueLeader: @Bluetocracy Does she scoot around on the carpet?
 Bluetocracy: guess which one's got worms?
 VeeKay: Let's huck em at cars on the overpass
 WTF: Ewww... those a baking apples!
 barfolomew: "I'm going to eat these in my salad while laughing with my white-linen-wearing friends"
 glenalec: Now with 4x the original sin!
Image 247785   05-16-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
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It was uploaded by GoodSir. Your image was bad, GoodSir.
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