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273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
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 Bluetocracy: mer MAID??? I'm a goddamn lawyer!!!
 Joseph: I can't even get my socks on sometimes. How do you put this on, and what if you have to pee.
 AceOfSpades: @Sadbot Better bring a ton of talc powder.
 Sadbot: @Yurishiro Not mine, but if someone wanted me to be all "let's gimp down on the Jersey Shore" I'd be into it
 habbekratz: This is somebody's fetish.
Image 247765   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 247764 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jennysaurus. We'll pray for you, Jennysaurus.
Score:
680
 
 Air Biscuit: "You should have bought them in bulk."
 BavidDowie: You're home early...
 Teechur: @addend And that would be the cat?
 watwatwat: It was the dog, I am merely preserving the crime scene.
 Sadbot: Cats are anarchists without ideology, and for that I respect them
 addend: There's still one thing left for wiping.
Image 247763   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
543
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 247762   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
252
 
 funny in the wall: Who is scrappy doo
 BavidDowie: I took a look at my wife, and realized she's very plain.
 Side Boob: BUCK FUTTER! Hahahaha
 Lantry: I googled it, in case anyone is as curious as me: what is "Gangsta's Paradise"
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward *PFour
 stunt nuts: lol "PFILM"
 tib gubb: what is huey lewis and the news
 Dr Awkward: What is "Earth Angel" by The Four Seasons
Image 247761   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
435
 
 inthrees: Black doggo:"I told you he'd be mad. "Human:"LOLMAOROFLCOPTER" White doggo:*shakes with rage*
Image 247760   05-16-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
587
 
 Uncle Phil: They have a Monopoly for everything.
 Air Biscuit: Brunch is nice.
 Christina: Better than the sad agenda.
 Jason Steak: Is it possible to share your agenda? Asking for a friend.
 Dr Awkward: I totally called the brunch thing in #246327
 tib gubb: same, but gay tacos
 Sadbot: As long as it doesn't interfere with my agenda, which is: tacos errday, but also eat the rich
 glenalec: Fabulous!
Image 247759   05-16-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
457
 
 Chile Quornwrap: I would have done worse.
Image 247758   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
274
 
 Volwen: Wanna know how I got these scars?
 Vorm Gongo: They kinda suck without the special batman sauce.
 Sadbot: Not the carbs we need, but the carbs we deserve
Image 247757   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
17
 
 Scoo: But then died in the lava flow
 jochenau: I kind of want the "I POOPED TODAY" shirt.
 Sadbot: Awww yeah, benefiting from the failures of capitalism by profiting from capitalism. That'll show 'em
Image 247756   05-16-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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