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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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Score:
1075
 
 Mr Bleak: Questionable cat.
 androbot: This cat has a quest to offer you.
 FireBreathingMarmot: The Riddler w/o the mask.
 Side Boob: What a beautiful kitty!
 addend: [question mark]
Image 247746   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
414
 
 Side Boob: I am thankful for this feature.
Image 247745   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
702
 
 Sadbot: @Side Boob more energy for stocking shelves on the Wal-Mart night shift being one of them, I'm not seeing the problem here
 Side Boob: @Sadbot Yes, because there are so many advantages to meth. Damn those country clubbers!
 Sadbot: What "ruins our lives" is largely decided upon by people who think that being a country club member is the epitome of human existence, so take that life advice with several grains of salt
 Donut: Free will! Yay!
Image 247744   05-15-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
254
 
 Spazstatic: @Air Biscuit ziplock bag
 Air Biscuit: What kind of case do you have on your phone?
Image 247743   05-15-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
495
 
 Robespierre: Weebs wobble but they don't fall down
 Side Boob: "Did someone say 'Weaboo'?"
 charlemagne: a dolphin is a shark without daddy issues
 Air Biscuit: Mario's spirit animal.
 Sadbot: A dog is a wolf that's just an anarcho-syndicalist
 Donut: "And stop asking me about my balls."
Image 247742   05-15-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
584
 
 daver: @Air Biscuit agree
 sassysass: lol @Knice
 trelyate: this sounds like one of those word problems from math class
 a sedated moose: Being from the southern United States, I have done exactly this! *So* relatable! And totally not stereotyping!
 Side Boob: @Knice Can you sketch it out afterwards? I'm not getting it.
 Air Biscuit: Grandma needs to learn of a better way to transport gravy. Accept no responsibility.
 jochenau: @Knice Then take a picture of that and put it on Pinterest
 a robot: @Donut Then you don't need to drive carefully at all
 Donut: ...what if my grandma is dead?
 Sadbot: I wish I'd have gone to school for communications/broadcasting if I knew it was just going to be "get paid for reading Twitter posts"
 Knice: This is an actual comment on a picture of a captioned post of a picture someone took of a television while it displayed a comment from twitter. I am now going to take my laptop into a photobooth so I can have something to pin to my cubicle wall.
Image 247741   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
511
 
 a sedated moose: Same.
 addend: That blockhead ruined everything.
 Amy Housewine: Illuminati cubefirmed.
 Donut: Don't know how we lived before we got Brain In A Box.
 TwoChewbaccas: What're we going to do tonight Brain?
 Telkwa: Shroediger's cat meows faintly (or not).
Image 247740   05-15-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
422
 
 trelyate: way ahead of ya
 Donut: Stop telling me to do things, Chinese Cookie!
 Never AFK: In bed!!
Image 247739   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
338
 
 Christina: But can you train cats?
 Donut: Remember to spay and neuter...well...everything, really.
 Sadbot: My dog and I are anarchists, no gods, no masters, no sit means sit
 Knice: Dogs like to stick their heads out the windows; train them to check your blind spots so there's no need to be able to see out the back.
Image 247738   05-15-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
821
 
 Jonananathan: Hello. We are...THE MANAGEMENT.
Image 247737   05-15-18   Uploaded by    robford
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