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257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

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3. VeeKay
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10. Spazstatic



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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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Score:
1075
 
 Mr Bleak: Questionable cat.
 androbot: This cat has a quest to offer you.
 FireBreathingMarmot: The Riddler w/o the mask.
 Side Boob: What a beautiful kitty!
 addend: [question mark]
Image 247746   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
414
 
 Side Boob: I am thankful for this feature.
Image 247745   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
702
 
 Sadbot: @Side Boob more energy for stocking shelves on the Wal-Mart night shift being one of them, I'm not seeing the problem here
 Side Boob: @Sadbot Yes, because there are so many advantages to meth. Damn those country clubbers!
 Sadbot: What "ruins our lives" is largely decided upon by people who think that being a country club member is the epitome of human existence, so take that life advice with several grains of salt
 Donut: Free will! Yay!
Image 247744   05-15-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
254
 
 Spazstatic: @Air Biscuit ziplock bag
 Air Biscuit: What kind of case do you have on your phone?
Image 247743   05-15-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
495
 
 Robespierre: Weebs wobble but they don't fall down
 Side Boob: "Did someone say 'Weaboo'?"
 charlemagne: a dolphin is a shark without daddy issues
 Air Biscuit: Mario's spirit animal.
 Sadbot: A dog is a wolf that's just an anarcho-syndicalist
 Donut: "And stop asking me about my balls."
Image 247742   05-15-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
584
 
 daver: @Air Biscuit agree
 sassysass: lol @Knice
 trelyate: this sounds like one of those word problems from math class
 a sedated moose: Being from the southern United States, I have done exactly this! *So* relatable! And totally not stereotyping!
 Side Boob: @Knice Can you sketch it out afterwards? I'm not getting it.
 Air Biscuit: Grandma needs to learn of a better way to transport gravy. Accept no responsibility.
 jochenau: @Knice Then take a picture of that and put it on Pinterest
 a robot: @Donut Then you don't need to drive carefully at all
 Donut: ...what if my grandma is dead?
 Sadbot: I wish I'd have gone to school for communications/broadcasting if I knew it was just going to be "get paid for reading Twitter posts"
 Knice: This is an actual comment on a picture of a captioned post of a picture someone took of a television while it displayed a comment from twitter. I am now going to take my laptop into a photobooth so I can have something to pin to my cubicle wall.
Image 247741   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
511
 
 a sedated moose: Same.
 addend: That blockhead ruined everything.
 Amy Housewine: Illuminati cubefirmed.
 Donut: Don't know how we lived before we got Brain In A Box.
 TwoChewbaccas: What're we going to do tonight Brain?
 Telkwa: Shroediger's cat meows faintly (or not).
Image 247740   05-15-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
422
 
 trelyate: way ahead of ya
 Donut: Stop telling me to do things, Chinese Cookie!
 WannaBee: In bed!!
Image 247739   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
338
 
 Christina: But can you train cats?
 Donut: Remember to spay and neuter...well...everything, really.
 Sadbot: My dog and I are anarchists, no gods, no masters, no sit means sit
 Knice: Dogs like to stick their heads out the windows; train them to check your blind spots so there's no need to be able to see out the back.
Image 247738   05-15-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
821
 
 Jonananathan: Hello. We are...THE MANAGEMENT.
Image 247737   05-15-18   Uploaded by    robford
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