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272761  Throwbot: Son, you're adopted

272762  Throwbot: Is that Alan Rickman?

272762  Throwbot: Is that Alan Rickman?

272772  Throwbot: Man, those are some tall-ass deer

272775  Throwbot: Time to polish off the ol' club

272816  Knice: vv You fuckers make me nervous.

272776  Throwbot: @99.9 Percent REMEMBER MEEE!

272779  Throwbot: Beauty of North Korea

272850  Pingu IRL: Careful, they start out as cute and adorable kittens but pretty soon they turn into cute and adorable cats.

272810  Joseph: Step 1.Wait untill the cat sleeps. Step2: Tell the cat to sleep very quietly. Step3: write a book about this. Step4: profit.

272841  Greifer: slowly turning the paw

272816  Joseph: Too far!

272818  E. HONDA: I'm innocent, this was all the cheese's idea

272815  Nothing: But is it a sandwich

272798  Throwbot: Mel Gibson: You want me to replace the villain with a dog? I mean nobody will know what's going on. Homer: They will if you set up that the dog is evil. All you do is have to show him doing this. [lowers eyelids and glances around in shifty-eyed fashion] The people will suspect the dog.

272830  E. HONDA: Oh look, it's one of Grandad's horcruxes

272803  Throwbot: Is this memes?

272838  E. HONDA: Smoketown ladies sing this song, COUGH COUGH; COUGH COUGH

272814  Throwbot: "SUPER Genius"

272815  Throwbot: Now if only they could make that bun out of fried chicken...

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2. tib gubb
3. Dr Awkward
4. Mr Bleak
5. Air Biscuit
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. a robot
9. Science
10. Teechur



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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272816 Knice: vv You fuckers make me nervous.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree



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grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (804 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (800 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (798 points)


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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2745 points
 7. grizzly: 2736 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 2664 points
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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
12. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
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14. superfudge: 1598 points
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Score:
1018
 
 Robespierre: "You spelled "phobias" wrong, hoomin
 Greek Fire: @jochenau Fear the cat
 jochenau: It says "Phobos"...probably because it's the name of one of Mars' moons?
 Side Boob: Ground control to Major Tom(cat)
 ThoughtlessGentleman: comrade kitten.
 Peter Pantsless: Pawsmonaut
Image 247704   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
514
 
 jochenau: Put some newlines in there before I beat you over the head with a Jaz drive.
 WTF: @Fiveninety ...or better yet a semicolon that's not even there!
 Fiveninety: i dunno but a renegade ampersand can and will fuck your shit up
Image 247703   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
443
 
 Mr Bleak: @Not A Bot It's a good game to watch, but at school it was explained to us as "one player gets the ball, and the other team tries to kill him". Still fits pretty well.
 dangerkeith3000: It's what's on the inside that counts.
 Robespierre: Wouldn't matter to me one bit
 raditzu: A horrible disease, yet you call it Photoshop...
 Not A Bot: I don't care much for watching sports, but rugby is fun to play. When I joined up, the entirety of my instruction was "don't let go of the ball". I can handle that.
 WTF: The sequel to "My Left Foot", "My Right Feet"
 sparename: Her dance partner has the two lefts
Image 247702   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
752
 
 Annoying Vegan : @WannaBee Thank you!
 GoGo Robotto: Greetings! Helloo!
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan you should make one for @a robot!
 DogsRGreat: @Annoying Vegan that's adorable! Good job!
 Annoying Vegan : Sewed this squishy robot for my nephew. He loved it.
Image 247701   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
476
 
 addend: (Wants to open a bookstore. Searches online for low-priced books...)
 ChubbyBuddy: job aint done til you drop another one on jeff bezos
Image 247700   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
590
 
 Christina: Dad jokes are fun.
 DrNinjaman: I said "difference" you rosy-cheeked road apple, not "definition"!
Image 247699   05-15-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
208
 
 DrNinjaman: All they have to do is figure out a way to be eaten by Harrison Ford
Image 247698   05-15-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
444
 
 Christina: A pirofox.
 DrinkMixMan: a living legend
 Nothing:
 Jabberwikket: Iiiiii'm Batman ?
 barfolomew: @ChubbyBuddy hi hungry, I'm Dad
 tib gubb: dad humor at its finest
 ChubbyBuddy: uh hungry?
Image 247697   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
558
 
 BavidDowie: Ding Do(n)g
Image 247696   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
798
 
 dangerkeith3000: @a robot Yes! Alfa177!
 Annoying Vegan : Dogs love it!
 Robespierre: Vile and vicious creature
 Jabberwikket: 99% rage 1% fluffy
 a robot: This is the Alfa 177 canine from the episode where Kirk splits into good/evil versions of himself and evil Kirk gets hammered on "medicinal" brandy and punches several people in the face. Good times
 waffles: So what's in the pinata?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: not sure im interpreting this right but........ that definitely needs pissed on.
 wolfpk: Pissed off unipuppy
Image 247695   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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