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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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 jochenau: Put some newlines in there before I beat you over the head with a Jaz drive.
 WTF: @Fiveninety ...or better yet a semicolon that's not even there!
 Fiveninety: i dunno but a renegade ampersand can and will fuck your shit up
Image 247703   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
443
 
 Mr Bleak: @Not A Bot It's a good game to watch, but at school it was explained to us as "one player gets the ball, and the other team tries to kill him". Still fits pretty well.
 dangerkeith3000: It's what's on the inside that counts.
 Robespierre: Wouldn't matter to me one bit
 raditzu: A horrible disease, yet you call it Photoshop...
 Not A Bot: I don't care much for watching sports, but rugby is fun to play. When I joined up, the entirety of my instruction was "don't let go of the ball". I can handle that.
 WTF: The sequel to "My Left Foot", "My Right Feet"
 sparename: Her dance partner has the two lefts
Image 247702   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
752
 
 Annoying Vegan : @WannaBee Thank you!
 GoGo Robotto: Greetings! Helloo!
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan you should make one for @a robot!
 DogsRGreat: @Annoying Vegan that's adorable! Good job!
 Annoying Vegan : Sewed this squishy robot for my nephew. He loved it.
Image 247701   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
476
 
 addend: (Wants to open a bookstore. Searches online for low-priced books...)
 ChubbyBuddy: job aint done til you drop another one on jeff bezos
Image 247700   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
590
 
 Christina: Dad jokes are fun.
 DrNinjaman: I said "difference" you rosy-cheeked road apple, not "definition"!
Image 247699   05-15-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
208
 
 DrNinjaman: All they have to do is figure out a way to be eaten by Harrison Ford
Image 247698   05-15-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
444
 
 Christina: A pirofox.
 DrinkMixMan: a living legend
 Nothing:
 Jabberwikket: Iiiiii'm Batman ?
 barfolomew: @ChubbyBuddy hi hungry, I'm Dad
 tib gubb: dad humor at its finest
 ChubbyBuddy: uh hungry?
Image 247697   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
558
 
 BavidDowie: Ding Do(n)g
Image 247696   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
798
 
 dangerkeith3000: @a robot Yes! Alfa177!
 Annoying Vegan : Dogs love it!
 Robespierre: Vile and vicious creature
 Jabberwikket: 99% rage 1% fluffy
 a robot: This is the Alfa 177 canine from the episode where Kirk splits into good/evil versions of himself and evil Kirk gets hammered on "medicinal" brandy and punches several people in the face. Good times
 waffles: So what's in the pinata?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: not sure im interpreting this right but........ that definitely needs pissed on.
 wolfpk: Pissed off unipuppy
Image 247695   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
496
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "You're my favorite customer."
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo That sucks. We are all rooting for ya.
 Scoo: @Christina Hopefully. Right now I'm fighting my health insurance company who doesn't seem to see the "medically necessary" part of the surgery I'll (hopefully?) have.
 Christina: @Scoo Sorry to hear that. Is it treatable?
 Scoo: I was diagnosed with cancer last week. I tired to make a riff on the "I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer" line but none of my friends got it :(
 jochenau: There needs to be a large pile of water bottles for him to throw listlessly.
 Skinr: #247695 "Hi doggy!"
Image 247694   05-15-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
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