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272758  addend: Maybe /this/ kind of post should just have a Rad button, too?

272761  addend: And his trusty sidekick, Rogaine.

272754  smusher: Oh you mean my Canadian love seat?

272767  addend: He didn't actually say that. He's pretty... neutral... about the flag.

272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?



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Score:
514
 
 jochenau: Put some newlines in there before I beat you over the head with a Jaz drive.
 WTF: @Fiveninety ...or better yet a semicolon that's not even there!
 Fiveninety: i dunno but a renegade ampersand can and will fuck your shit up
Image 247703   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
443
 
 Mr Bleak: @Not A Bot It's a good game to watch, but at school it was explained to us as "one player gets the ball, and the other team tries to kill him". Still fits pretty well.
 dangerkeith3000: It's what's on the inside that counts.
 Robespierre: Wouldn't matter to me one bit
 raditzu: A horrible disease, yet you call it Photoshop...
 Not A Bot: I don't care much for watching sports, but rugby is fun to play. When I joined up, the entirety of my instruction was "don't let go of the ball". I can handle that.
 WTF: The sequel to "My Left Foot", "My Right Feet"
 sparename: Her dance partner has the two lefts
Image 247702   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
752
 
 Annoying Vegan : @WannaBee Thank you!
 GoGo Robotto: Greetings! Helloo!
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan you should make one for @a robot!
 DogsRGreat: @Annoying Vegan that's adorable! Good job!
 Annoying Vegan : Sewed this squishy robot for my nephew. He loved it.
Image 247701   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
476
 
 addend: (Wants to open a bookstore. Searches online for low-priced books...)
 ChubbyBuddy: job aint done til you drop another one on jeff bezos
Image 247700   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
590
 
 Christina: Dad jokes are fun.
 DrNinjaman: I said "difference" you rosy-cheeked road apple, not "definition"!
Image 247699   05-15-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
208
 
 DrNinjaman: All they have to do is figure out a way to be eaten by Harrison Ford
Image 247698   05-15-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
444
 
 Christina: A pirofox.
 DrinkMixMan: a living legend
 Nothing:
 Jabberwikket: Iiiiii'm Batman ?
 barfolomew: @ChubbyBuddy hi hungry, I'm Dad
 tib gubb: dad humor at its finest
 ChubbyBuddy: uh hungry?
Image 247697   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
558
 
 BavidDowie: Ding Do(n)g
Image 247696   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
798
 
 dangerkeith3000: @a robot Yes! Alfa177!
 Annoying Vegan : Dogs love it!
 Robespierre: Vile and vicious creature
 Jabberwikket: 99% rage 1% fluffy
 a robot: This is the Alfa 177 canine from the episode where Kirk splits into good/evil versions of himself and evil Kirk gets hammered on "medicinal" brandy and punches several people in the face. Good times
 waffles: So what's in the pinata?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: not sure im interpreting this right but........ that definitely needs pissed on.
 wolfpk: Pissed off unipuppy
Image 247695   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
496
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "You're my favorite customer."
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo That sucks. We are all rooting for ya.
 Scoo: @Christina Hopefully. Right now I'm fighting my health insurance company who doesn't seem to see the "medically necessary" part of the surgery I'll (hopefully?) have.
 Christina: @Scoo Sorry to hear that. Is it treatable?
 Scoo: I was diagnosed with cancer last week. I tired to make a riff on the "I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer" line but none of my friends got it :(
 jochenau: There needs to be a large pile of water bottles for him to throw listlessly.
 Skinr: #247695 "Hi doggy!"
Image 247694   05-15-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
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