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273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

273309  ignatz: Redundant ampersand

273324  Peter Pantsless: Is your wife a horse?

273311  ignatz: I'm looking for a book about... "Interrupting librarians?"... My god, how did you know?

273312  VoR: That ain't his kink

273321  Amy Housewine: The most feared pirate on the Spanish Maintelpiece.

273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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 FireBreathingMarmot: That reminds me. I wonder if I can still order a Body Fuzion tape.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Nice knees, Forelegs.
 Beer 30: @Wooden Spoon I am not making this up, or rather I can t take credit for it: see YouTube video BqD0arnMjQk
 Jabberwikket: @glenalec extra knees is gonna become a trend, isn't it ?
 Mad Collager: Today's dance routine has been digitally enhanced.
 BavidDowie: She's a maniac on the floor
 Wort Mumpus: Turkey legs!
 Zarathustra: It got me uncomfortable.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I pictured something much less safe for work when I read that
 killme: The Finger Olympics
 glenalec: I think your foreleg has an extra knee!
Image 247681   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
475
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this....
 Telkwa: Mosh pit likely could use a few more partiers.
 WTF: Khannnnnn!
Image 247680   05-15-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
Score:
383
 
 jochenau: It turned out the day-raccoon was the father.
 Shay: Wilma became increasingly suspicious of her boyfriend when he started to fall in love with Rocket Raccoon.
 bug: ...is it because of the rabies?
 Mr. Butt: YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward That's more Springer territory
 Sadbot: Day Raccoon aaaaAAAHHHahh, fighter of the Night Raccoon
 Dr Awkward: My Day-Raccoon Is Cheating On Me, and My Boyfriend Has Rabies. Does That Count?
Image 247679   05-15-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
683
 
 Mr Bleak: I wanna see the Armoured Pink Riding Attack Rhinos!
 FireBreathingMarmot: @Warrax ...or trap.
 a robot: 3/10 suit and head aren't even the same shade of pink
 Telkwa: Does he install the insulation too, or is he just the mascot? Asking for a friend.
 Warrax: I'm now trying to imagine the pink panther theme done with African tribal drums.
Image 247678   05-15-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
612
 
 Sadbot: @Mad Collager I feel like it comes from the right side of this triptych, but we might need a higher res version...or a field trip
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Once more, for the west coast audience...binaryfortressdownloads.com/Download/WPF/Images/647/…
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I'll try again. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/…
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Could this be it? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/…
 Sadbot: @Yam I wish I could place the painting, but always rad for Bosch
 Yam: ThI Bosch comment got me bad
 Dr Awkward: 0/3 on me getting any of these "jokes"
Image 247677   05-15-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
454
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity Flesh was a very popululux colour for bath porcelain way back when
 grandma: LOL. I never even noticed the toilet until I read the comments. The...flesh-coloured toilet
 wolfpk: Um, shouldn't he dress be pulled up, of skirt pull down. The outcome would not be good that way!
 bug: Mom, you've got to stop doing arts & crafts while you shit. Other people have to use the bathroom.
 lolnotrly: Rad for eighties + Mistral
 Robespierre: We get it ... you vape
Image 247676   05-15-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
450
 
 Sadbot: Ants are my favorite millions-of-years-old collective. They were around long before us, and probably will be long after us.
 Warrax: The ants built a people farm.
 Minnesotan: just run, it belongs to the ants now, just run!
Image 247675   05-15-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
380
 
 Telkwa: Your half fat, one pump, 180 degrees mochachino is ready.
Image 247674   05-15-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
462
 
 Hungy Dingus: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 glenalec: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 jochenau: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Not A Bot: Aww yissss
 Telkwa: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Bitcoin Burglar: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 glenalec: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Sadbot: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Warrax: The economy is in the shitter.
 sporky: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 glenalec: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Dr Awkward: Automated Toilet Machine
 Sadbot: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Mr. Whiskers: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 BavidDowie: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 sparename: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 Minnesotan: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 DrNinjaman: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
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