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249645  redmonkey3: Mutation!

249761  Air Biscuit: The joker is getting to be somewhat obtuse

249754  addend: "Ip pasphs bippel. Cam I pull oup mow?"

249765  PenguinBartender: Black Thunder? Tropic Panther?

249751  a robot: Taco John's sucks though, except for the Potato Oles. Eat those, avoid the crappy tacos

249704  fanny: @Mr. Shine haha gross!

249773  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249729  Scoo: BITTER BEER FACE!!

249730  Scoo: I actually think I know this guy

249732  Scoo: I come in (pizza) pies!

249757  TurkeyVulture: Is this jack chick?

249767  OldKentuckyShark: Now you can sing poorly in the nude AND know all the words!

249771  OldKentuckyShark: No ass play (i thought that WAS DeVito)

249756  OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, but the fat content!

249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

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249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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 FireBreathingMarmot: That reminds me. I wonder if I can still order a Body Fuzion tape.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Nice knees, Forelegs.
 Felicity: @Wooden Spoon I am not making this up, or rather I can t take credit for it: see YouTube video BqD0arnMjQk
 Jabberwikket: @glenalec extra knees is gonna become a trend, isn't it ?
 Mad Collager: Today's dance routine has been digitally enhanced.
 BavidDowie: She's a maniac on the floor
 Yurishiro: Turkey legs!
 Zarathustra: It got me uncomfortable.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I pictured something much less safe for work when I read that
 Felicity: The Finger Olympics
 glenalec: I think your foreleg has an extra knee!
Image 247681   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
475
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this....
 Telkwa: Mosh pit likely could use a few more partiers.
 WTF: Khannnnnn!
Image 247680   05-15-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
Score:
383
 
 jochenau: It turned out the day-raccoon was the father.
 Shay: Wilma became increasingly suspicious of her boyfriend when he started to fall in love with Rocket Raccoon.
 bug: ...is it because of the rabies?
 Mr. Butt: YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward That's more Springer territory
 Sadbot: Day Raccoon aaaaAAAHHHahh, fighter of the Night Raccoon
 Dr Awkward: My Day-Raccoon Is Cheating On Me, and My Boyfriend Has Rabies. Does That Count?
Image 247679   05-15-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
662
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: @Warrax ...or trap.
 a robot: 3/10 suit and head aren't even the same shade of pink
 Telkwa: Does he install the insulation too, or is he just the mascot? Asking for a friend.
 Warrax: I'm now trying to imagine the pink panther theme done with African tribal drums.
Image 247678   05-15-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
612
 
 Sadbot: @Mad Collager I feel like it comes from the right side of this triptych, but we might need a higher res version...or a field trip
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Once more, for the west coast audience...binaryfortressdownloads.com/Download/WPF/Images/647/…
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I'll try again. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/…
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Could this be it? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/…
 Sadbot: @Yam I wish I could place the painting, but always rad for Bosch
 Yam: ThI Bosch comment got me bad
 Dr Awkward: 0/3 on me getting any of these "jokes"
Image 247677   05-15-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
454
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity Flesh was a very popululux colour for bath porcelain way back when
 Felicity: LOL. I never even noticed the toilet until I read the comments. The...flesh-coloured toilet
 wolfpk: Um, shouldn't he dress be pulled up, of skirt pull down. The outcome would not be good that way!
 bug: Mom, you've got to stop doing arts & crafts while you shit. Other people have to use the bathroom.
 Felicity: Rad for eighties + Mistral
 Robespierre: We get it ... you vape
Image 247676   05-15-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
428
 
 Sadbot: Ants are my favorite millions-of-years-old collective. They were around long before us, and probably will be long after us.
 Warrax: The ants built a people farm.
 Minnesotan: just run, it belongs to the ants now, just run!
Image 247675   05-15-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
380
 
 Telkwa: Your half fat, one pump, 180 degrees mochachino is ready.
Image 247674   05-15-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
462
 
 Felicity: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 glenalec: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 jochenau: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Not A Bot: Aww yissss
 Telkwa: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Felicity: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 glenalec: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Sadbot: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Warrax: The economy is in the shitter.
 sporky: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 glenalec: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Dr Awkward: Automated Toilet Machine
 Sadbot: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Mr. Whiskers: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 BavidDowie: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 sparename: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
250
 
 Minnesotan: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 DrNinjaman: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
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