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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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Score:
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 Birm Plemopert: That reminds me. I wonder if I can still order a Body Fuzion tape.
 Mert Rempupert: @glenalec Nice knees, Forelegs.
 Pong Grunomple: @Wooden Spoon I am not making this up, or rather I can t take credit for it: see YouTube video BqD0arnMjQk
 Limp Rempungo: @glenalec extra knees is gonna become a trend, isn't it ?
 Flarbo Horpuble: Today's dance routine has been digitally enhanced.
 Veple Dampupert: She's a maniac on the floor
 Frelm Morpongus: Turkey legs!
 Bold Horpongo: It got me uncomfortable.
 Jown Plemopert: @Felicity: I pictured something much less safe for work when I read that
 Girt Cremumple: The Finger Olympics
 Vuwn Flumombies: I think your foreleg has an extra knee!
Image 247681   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Hawn Albomple
Score:
475
 
 Vewn Grongo: I'm okay with this....
 Traft Cremupert: Mosh pit likely could use a few more partiers.
 Goft Grongus: Khannnnnn!
Image 247680   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pung Brombies
Score:
383
 
 Lang Dampungo: It turned out the day-raccoon was the father.
 Fliple Horpomple: Wilma became increasingly suspicious of her boyfriend when he started to fall in love with Rocket Raccoon.
 Vimp Plomple: ...is it because of the rabies?
 Rown Plongo: YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
 Borb Grunombies: @Dr Awkward That's more Springer territory
 Bimpo Albungus: Day Raccoon aaaaAAAHHHahh, fighter of the Night Raccoon
 Deng Rempungo: My Day-Raccoon Is Cheating On Me, and My Boyfriend Has Rabies. Does That Count?
Image 247679   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Truwn Rempongo
Score:
683
 
 Lorm Grumbies: I wanna see the Armoured Pink Riding Attack Rhinos!
 Derbo Albungo: @Warrax ...or trap.
 Thuwn Grunupert: 3/10 suit and head aren't even the same shade of pink
 Crurm Flumoble: Does he install the insulation too, or is he just the mascot? Asking for a friend.
 Lampo Cremuble: I'm now trying to imagine the pink panther theme done with African tribal drums.
Image 247678   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Crilm Flumopert
Score:
612
 
 Lurbo Brumbies: @Mad Collager I feel like it comes from the right side of this triptych, but we might need a higher res version...or a field trip
 Morm Plopert: @Sadbot Once more, for the west coast audience...binaryfortressdownloads.com/Download/WPF/Images/647/…
 Cruft Rempuble: @Sadbot I'll try again. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/…
 Rild Horpumple: @Sadbot Could this be it? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/…
 Marm Plombies: @Yam I wish I could place the painting, but always rad for Bosch
 Vump Flumongus: ThI Bosch comment got me bad
 Tholm Cremumple: 0/3 on me getting any of these "jokes"
Image 247677   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Crorb Morpungus
Score:
454
 
 Held Grunopert: @Felicity Flesh was a very popululux colour for bath porcelain way back when
 Hift Albomple: LOL. I never even noticed the toilet until I read the comments. The...flesh-coloured toilet
 Pongo Brumbies: Um, shouldn't he dress be pulled up, of skirt pull down. The outcome would not be good that way!
 Jert Flombies: Mom, you've got to stop doing arts & crafts while you shit. Other people have to use the bathroom.
 Dengo Cremoble: Rad for eighties + Mistral
 Down Drumungus: We get it ... you vape
Image 247676   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pople Horpomple
Score:
450
 
 Ving Drumomple: Ants are my favorite millions-of-years-old collective. They were around long before us, and probably will be long after us.
 Craft Flongo: The ants built a people farm.
 Frurb Grunongo: just run, it belongs to the ants now, just run!
Image 247675   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mart Cremomple
Score:
380
 
 Durm Plemuble: Your half fat, one pump, 180 degrees mochachino is ready.
Image 247674   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Fluft Cremopert
Score:
462
 
 Trort Plemomple: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 Merbo Flongus: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 Beng Cremoble: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Huple Brupert: Aww yissss
 Fringo Plopert: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Flaple Morpuble: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 Rurbo Plemomple: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Trump Morpomple: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Tralm Albombies: The economy is in the shitter.
 Frarbo Albungo: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 Frong Drumungo: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Cringo Plemopert: Automated Toilet Machine
 Lift Alboble: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Rown Flungus: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 Frart Rempupert: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 Thuwn Horpongo: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Treng Rempongo
Score:
273
 
 Lungo Horpomple: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 Hengo Groble: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Golm Plungus
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