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273324  Amy Housewine: At long last, he made an honest horse of her.

273057  tib gubb: MOO to you too, pal!

273104  tib gubb: it's the decision that prevents the formation of time travel

273321  Annoying Vegan : Every dog should be entitled to a home this loving.

273308  WTF: #IDNTEMUPTF

273325  Annoying Vegan : I love the little paintbrush end of your tail!

273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 Hungy Dingus: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 glenalec: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 jochenau: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Not A Bot: Aww yissss
 Telkwa: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Bitcoin Burglar: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 glenalec: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Sadbot: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Warrax: The economy is in the shitter.
 sporky: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 glenalec: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Dr Awkward: Automated Toilet Machine
 Sadbot: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Mr. Whiskers: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 BavidDowie: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 sparename: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
273
 
 Minnesotan: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 DrNinjaman: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
321
 
 confession: this is a good one
 wolfpk: Amateur squirrel porn
 Demon Universe: Those two squirrels are killing each other!
 Warrax: She's just helping her friend with a hurt leg.
 Yam: Im gonna make love to you womaaaan, gonna lay you down by the fiiiireeeee
 Sadbot: Hell yeah, more squirrels
 fanny: privacy! (also nut joke)
Image 247671   05-15-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
524
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, but where do I file Victoria's Secret?
 glenalec: @fanny - Re-used comments are appropriate for re-used image-jokes
 fanny: once even by me :-/ #137766
 fanny: and a quick pop secret search lead me to learn that joke has been made several times before
 fanny: plot twist: they are both filled with Pop Secret
 Sadbot: Bottom Secret!: the sequel to Top Secret! we never got
Image 247670   05-15-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
626
 
 DrNinjaman: His mother asked, "where is Pierre?"/ and the lion answered, "I don't care."
 Side Boob: Do you know what I did to the last person that tried to boop me?!
 Nymphomania: You have something stuck in your teeth Mr. Lion.
Image 247669   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
265
 
 DOW: Disgustful.
 sparename: Awaiting the "vinegar strokes"
 Butcherboy: All damn day
Image 247668   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
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 Not A Bot: The first 8 are terrible to behold for all of flesh and bone; possessed of a cursed geometry, a dreaded wrongness; to mad eyes, an inexorably building horror that shrivels the mind like a raisin before the sun. But listen, the 9th is actually quite pleasant though.
 Robespierre: Oh, I C
 poetrysucks: Batthorn
 Shay: Now I'll see this whenever I drop off batteries down the Staples battery can.
 tina: It's going to say CR2032 when it hits the bottom.
Image 247667   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
385
 
 Christina: That's why the car may eventually v push off the TV.
 Fiveninety: when i was a kid, we had a late-70's Zenith console TV and the back cover was never on it because it needed constant tinkering to remain watchable.. the cat liked to sleep in it.. that's right, in the TV.. never once got shocked.. almost like she knew her way around the thing
 Telkwa: Hang in There 30 yr old Kitteh!
 Robespierre: #247275
 glenalec: @Air Biscuit - It's because they are RAD
 Air Biscuit: Cats like radiation.
 DrNinjaman: YOLOCAT!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny @Yurishiro "Please watch this short ad to continue petting your holocat"
 hot hot dog: @fanny holocat
 fanny: 2027: hologram cat
Image 247666   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
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 Urn BooUrn: Now that's good picture quality.
 Shay: Eagle-ly Blonde
 Annoying Vegan : 2030
Image 247665   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
574
 
 glenalec: Bestiality is best iality. (Sorry!)
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn now I'm just heading *orca orca orca* sound FX, like a squeaky bedframe
 Urn BooUrn: Makin an orca.
 wolfpk: Get a room
 DrNinjaman: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder did it better
 Alaskan: The love that dared not speak it's name...
Image 247664   05-15-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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