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249645  redmonkey3: Mutation!

249761  Air Biscuit: The joker is getting to be somewhat obtuse

249754  addend: "Ip pasphs bippel. Cam I pull oup mow?"

249765  PenguinBartender: Black Thunder? Tropic Panther?

249751  a robot: Taco John's sucks though, except for the Potato Oles. Eat those, avoid the crappy tacos

249704  fanny: @Mr. Shine haha gross!

249773  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249729  Scoo: BITTER BEER FACE!!

249730  Scoo: I actually think I know this guy

249732  Scoo: I come in (pizza) pies!

249757  TurkeyVulture: Is this jack chick?

249767  OldKentuckyShark: Now you can sing poorly in the nude AND know all the words!

249771  OldKentuckyShark: No ass play (i thought that WAS DeVito)

249756  OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, but the fat content!

249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

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249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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 Felicity: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 glenalec: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 jochenau: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Not A Bot: Aww yissss
 Telkwa: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Felicity: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 glenalec: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Sadbot: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Warrax: The economy is in the shitter.
 sporky: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 glenalec: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Dr Awkward: Automated Toilet Machine
 Sadbot: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Mr. Whiskers: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 BavidDowie: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 sparename: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
250
 
 Minnesotan: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 DrNinjaman: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
301
 
 confession: this is a good one
 wolfpk: Amateur squirrel porn
 Demon Universe: Those two squirrels are killing each other!
 Warrax: She's just helping her friend with a hurt leg.
 Yam: Im gonna make love to you womaaaan, gonna lay you down by the fiiiireeeee
 Sadbot: Hell yeah, more squirrels
 fanny: privacy! (also nut joke)
Image 247671   05-15-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
524
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, but where do I file Victoria's Secret?
 glenalec: @fanny - Re-used comments are appropriate for re-used image-jokes
 fanny: once even by me :-/ #137766
 fanny: and a quick pop secret search lead me to learn that joke has been made several times before
 fanny: plot twist: they are both filled with Pop Secret
 Sadbot: Bottom Secret!: the sequel to Top Secret! we never got
Image 247670   05-15-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
604
 
 DrNinjaman: His mother asked, "where is Pierre?"/ and the lion answered, "I don't care."
 Side Boob: Do you know what I did to the last person that tried to boop me?!
 Yurishiro: You have something stuck in your teeth Mr. Lion.
Image 247669   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
265
 
 Yurishiro: Disgustful.
 sparename: Awaiting the "vinegar strokes"
 Butcherboy: All damn day
Image 247668   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
594
 
 Not A Bot: The first 8 are terrible to behold for all of flesh and bone; possessed of a cursed geometry, a dreaded wrongness; to mad eyes, an inexorably building horror that shrivels the mind like a raisin before the sun. But listen, the 9th is actually quite pleasant though.
 Robespierre: Oh, I C
 VoR: Batthorn
 Shay: Now I'll see this whenever I drop off batteries down the Staples battery can.
 Yurishiro: It's going to say CR2032 when it hits the bottom.
Image 247667   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
385
 
 Christina: That's why the car may eventually v push off the TV.
 Fiveninety: when i was a kid, we had a late-70's Zenith console TV and the back cover was never on it because it needed constant tinkering to remain watchable.. the cat liked to sleep in it.. that's right, in the TV.. never once got shocked.. almost like she knew her way around the thing
 Telkwa: Hang in There 30 yr old Kitteh!
 Robespierre: #247275
 glenalec: @Air Biscuit - It's because they are RAD
 Air Biscuit: Cats like radiation.
 DrNinjaman: YOLOCAT!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny @Yurishiro "Please watch this short ad to continue petting your holocat"
 Yurishiro: @fanny holocat
 fanny: 2027: hologram cat
Image 247666   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
313
 
 Urn BooUrn: Now that's good picture quality.
 Shay: Eagle-ly Blonde
 Annoying Vegan : 2030
Image 247665   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
554
 
 glenalec: Bestiality is best iality. (Sorry!)
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn now I'm just heading *orca orca orca* sound FX, like a squeaky bedframe
 Urn BooUrn: Makin an orca.
 wolfpk: Get a room
 DrNinjaman: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder did it better
 VeeKay: The love that dared not speak it's name...
Image 247664   05-15-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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