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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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 Thingo Rempongus: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 Jaft Flongo: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 Rirm Dampombies: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Vople Plungo: Aww yissss
 Holm Albuble: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Joft Alboble: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 Larm Brungus: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Trilm Cremumple: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Vampo Drumongo: The economy is in the shitter.
 Lurm Gropert: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 Lewn Grongus: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Darbo Albombies: Automated Toilet Machine
 Jild Dampoble: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Flingo Morpomple: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 Treple Grunongus: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 Tramp Dampungus: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Thold Grunungus
Score:
273
 
 Garm Horpumple: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 Gump Dampoble: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Gurt Dampumbies
Score:
321
 
 Goft Drumomple: this is a good one
 Thang Rempungus: Amateur squirrel porn
 Lople Morpongo: Those two squirrels are killing each other!
 Lold Plumple: She's just helping her friend with a hurt leg.
 Frong Cremungus: Im gonna make love to you womaaaan, gonna lay you down by the fiiiireeeee
 Hilm Plongus: Hell yeah, more squirrels
 Gewn Brumple: privacy! (also nut joke)
Image 247671   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Borbo Plongo
Score:
524
 
 Lungo Pluble: Okay, but where do I file Victoria's Secret?
 Reld Cremupert: @fanny - Re-used comments are appropriate for re-used image-jokes
 Vempo Cremumbies: once even by me :-/ #137766
 Veple Albuble: and a quick pop secret search lead me to learn that joke has been made several times before
 Flong Flungus: plot twist: they are both filled with Pop Secret
 Thurb Morpungus: Bottom Secret!: the sequel to Top Secret! we never got
Image 247670   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Flart Flumongus
Score:
626
 
 Vewn Plomple: His mother asked, "where is Pierre?"/ and the lion answered, "I don't care."
 Vuwn Drumopert: Do you know what I did to the last person that tried to boop me?!
 Burbo Broble: You have something stuck in your teeth Mr. Lion.
Image 247669   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Reple Albongo
Score:
265
 
 Lungo Grunongus: Disgustful.
 Crorbo Plemungo: Awaiting the "vinegar strokes"
 Crumpo Flomple: All damn day
Image 247668   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Dirm Brupert
Score:
594
 
 Cremp Morpongus: The first 8 are terrible to behold for all of flesh and bone; possessed of a cursed geometry, a dreaded wrongness; to mad eyes, an inexorably building horror that shrivels the mind like a raisin before the sun. But listen, the 9th is actually quite pleasant though.
 Reft Dampongo: Oh, I C
 Hold Grungus: Batthorn
 Freft Flumomple: Now I'll see this whenever I drop off batteries down the Staples battery can.
 Maft Grungo: It's going to say CR2032 when it hits the bottom.
Image 247667   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Piwn Plumbies
Score:
385
 
 Thert Plombies: That's why the car may eventually v push off the TV.
 Mold Dampoble: when i was a kid, we had a late-70's Zenith console TV and the back cover was never on it because it needed constant tinkering to remain watchable.. the cat liked to sleep in it.. that's right, in the TV.. never once got shocked.. almost like she knew her way around the thing
 Dimpo Flumoble: Hang in There 30 yr old Kitteh!
 Laple Albongo: #247275
 Flerb Groble: @Air Biscuit - It's because they are RAD
 Mirt Drumongus: Cats like radiation.
 Frumpo Brungo: YOLOCAT!
 Dump Cremongo: @fanny @Yurishiro "Please watch this short ad to continue petting your holocat"
 Hing Grongus: @fanny holocat
 Jarbo Gropert: 2027: hologram cat
Image 247666   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Virb Fluble
Score:
313
 
 Rawn Flumombies: Now that's good picture quality.
 Crango Drumomple: Eagle-ly Blonde
 Pawn Flumungo: 2030
Image 247665   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Dampungus
Score:
574
 
 Peng Grunungus: Bestiality is best iality. (Sorry!)
 Riwn Flumumple: @Urn BooUrn now I'm just heading *orca orca orca* sound FX, like a squeaky bedframe
 Rulm Albumple: Makin an orca.
 Jorm Drumongo: Get a room
 Lango Plongus: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder did it better
 Crown Brumple: The love that dared not speak it's name...
Image 247664   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Trold Plupert
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