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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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11. 1979: 1494 points
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 Crown Flumoble: Im about to shovel the **** out of this field.
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 Garb Plemumbies: *shouts* I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT
 Gurm Flomple: My, what big ears you have.
 Halm Flopert: The original Radar
 Vung Flumbies: Sorry, did you say something?
 Dert Brongus: Acknowledged word up, prepared to receive word down.
Image 247651   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Luple Rempungo
 Rirm Gruble: @Jesse P There is no possible way you could know that for sure :p
 Frimp Brupert: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah, but it looks better on her.
 Lerbo Groble: I would like to play with both of them. But I'll settle for the cat :P
 Trompo Rempungo: they seem nice
 Vamp Dampoble: I have that same Pollos Hermanos tshirt
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 Thing Horpungo: CCL status level: mega @ 1 gato
 Thingo Dampupert: she sure has a lot of cats
 Verbo Cremumbies: Seems like a completely normal and healthy relationship.
 Herbo Morpongo: The cat wins
Image 247650   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pild Morpomple
 Rift Albomple: reminds me superficially of the video for Stuck in the Sound's Let's Go
 Jirm Plemomple:…
 Rarm Plemoble: Next panel is most fun... i think suit full of spiders
 Berb Bropert: It must be hard to walk with all that equipment on Earth's full gravity.
Image 247649   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Durb Floble
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Image 247648   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Lurb Cremoble
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 Haple Rempumbies: That's a deserved response from your diabetic grandmother for bringing her a box of chocolate.
 Peld Plemombies: She's tired of your sh*t.
 Lamp Rempongus: Ya well fuck you too, gran
Image 247647   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Cruwn Cremungo
 Hirm Horpomple: My wife loves it when I run the dishwasher.
 Jeng Cremombies: Ahhh I get it
 Thulm Brungus: I like this
 Darb Morpombies: DJ Khaled refuses to make brownies.
 Verbo Plopert: I beat it!
 Thown Plopert: So that s what the eggbeater scene meant in Bachelor Party (1984)
 Lemp Flumbies: My girlfriend likes when I bake brownies too.
Image 247646   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Crarm Broble
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 Crorm Drumoble: For Santa, the year starts on December 26th. Everyone knows that!
 Flurt Cremupert: Unfortunately, it took 7 days to think up this post
Image 247645   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Murbo Gropert
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 Memp Drumungus: Nylon Belted Radials
 Rirt Brungus: That is a unique solution, I tell ya what.
 Hiple Floble: He's just going through a bad patch
 Hiple Bropert: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Image 247644   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vewn Brombies
 Jampo Dampombies: ** flow
 Virb Flumungo: She let his hatred for through her
 Craft Albungus: @dangerkeith3000 I will probably never do it but I find your suggestion helpful, thanks.
 Hold Flumungus: Remember to squeeze at the sides of the neck to hamper blood flow, yet allow free passage of air thru the larynx.
 Fleld Rempungus: David Carradine: apparently a millennial.
 Fralm Cremungo: Yeah that is so 2016
 Pongo Brupert: I only engage in mutual choking.
Image 247643   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Limpo Flungo
 Pump Gropert: This is my fetish
 Gurt Flumungo: @WTF Laughing my ass off.
 Rart Plongus: Ballooninati confirmed
 Fremp Rempupert: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream illuminate.
Image 247642   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Pirt Dampumbies
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