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273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
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 jochenau: HENDERSON STOP FARTING I CAN HEAR YOU
 glenalec: Can you hear me now?
 Demon Universe: Im about to shovel the **** out of this field.
 wolfpk: Hearing aids have come along way.
 grandma: *shouts* I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT
 dangerkeith3000: My, what big ears you have.
 Sadbot: The original Radar
 Micro Jackson: Sorry, did you say something?
 Warrax: Acknowledged word up, prepared to receive word down.
Image 247651   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
698
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Jesse P There is no possible way you could know that for sure :p
 Jesse P: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah, but it looks better on her.
 Side Boob: I would like to play with both of them. But I'll settle for the cat :P
 Minnesotan: they seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: I have that same Pollos Hermanos tshirt
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - all identical... smooth
 redmonkey3: CCL status level: mega @ 1 gato
 charlemagne: she sure has a lot of cats
 WTF: Seems like a completely normal and healthy relationship.
 Micro Jackson: The cat wins
Image 247650   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
357
 
 WotGives: reminds me superficially of the video for Stuck in the Sound's Let's Go
 grizzly: andrewrae.info/Books-Comics-Zines/…
 redmonkey3: Next panel is most fun... i think suit full of spiders
 Christina: It must be hard to walk with all that equipment on Earth's full gravity.
Image 247649   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
660
 
 Urn BooUrn: Have you seen my lizard?!?
Image 247648   05-15-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
327
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's time for your rectal exam, sonny.
 KyleisBobDole: That's a deserved response from your diabetic grandmother for bringing her a box of chocolate.
 Christina: She's tired of your sh*t.
 Yam: Ya well fuck you too, gran
Image 247647   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
484
 
 DrNinjaman: My wife loves it when I run the dishwasher.
 Wumph Morms: Ahhh I get it
 itskando: I like this
 dangerkeith3000: DJ Khaled refuses to make brownies.
 Micro Jackson: I beat it!
 boxboxbox: So that s what the eggbeater scene meant in Bachelor Party (1984)
 hajjpodge: My girlfriend likes when I bake brownies too.
Image 247646   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
351
 
 DrNinjaman: @itskando It's cool, I quote other people's stuff all the time. That is a great line.
 itskando: @DrNinjaman : j
 DrNinjaman: @itskando Comment credit: Randall Munroe
 itskando: I'm going to cut a pizza into a spiral! Crimes!!
 dangerkeith3000: For Santa, the year starts on December 26th. Everyone knows that!
 Micro Jackson: Unfortunately, it took 7 days to think up this post
Image 247645   05-15-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: Warranty terms violated
 CaptainCatbreath: Nylon Belted Radials
 dangerkeith3000: That is a unique solution, I tell ya what.
 Micro Jackson: He's just going through a bad patch
 hajjpodge: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Image 247644   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
317
 
 itskando: ** flow
 itskando: She let his hatred for through her
 Callahan: @dangerkeith3000 I will probably never do it but I find your suggestion helpful, thanks.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to squeeze at the sides of the neck to hamper blood flow, yet allow free passage of air thru the larynx.
 barfolomew: David Carradine: apparently a millennial.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah that is so 2016
 hajjpodge: I only engage in mutual choking.
Image 247643   05-15-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
338
 
 Joseph: This is my fetish
 SurfNTurf: @WTF Laughing my ass off.
 WTF: Ballooninati confirmed
 Air Biscuit: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream illuminate.
Image 247642   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jak
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