Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Telkwa
7. Robespierre
8. Knice
9. Dr Awkward
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1374 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1041 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (957 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (867 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13010 points
 2. Side Boob: 6969 points
 3. barfolomew: 6221 points
 4. fanny: 4252 points
 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3465 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2758 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. Warrax: 1963 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. catheter: 1773 points
13. wordjones: 1685 points
14. younglink: 1678 points
15. male anon: 1656 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: ch.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 626
Registered users online in past hour: 714

Average image score (last 24 hours): 323

Total number of comments: 1325256
Total number of images: 249432



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 122608
XP needed for green ranking: 42136
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
549
 
 jochenau: HENDERSON STOP FARTING I CAN HEAR YOU
 glenalec: Can you hear me now?
 Demon Universe: Im about to shovel the **** out of this field.
 wolfpk: Hearing aids have come along way.
 Yurishiro: *shouts* I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT
 dangerkeith3000: My, what big ears you have.
 Sadbot: The original Radar
 Micro Jackson: Sorry, did you say something?
 Warrax: Acknowledged word up, prepared to receive word down.
Image 247651   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
651
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Jesse P There is no possible way you could know that for sure :p
 Jesse P: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah, but it looks better on her.
 Side Boob: I would like to play with both of them. But I'll settle for the cat :P
 Minnesotan: they seem nice
 dangerkeith3000: I have that same Pollos Hermanos tshirt
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - all identical... smooth
 redmonkey3: CCL status level: mega @ 1 gato
 charlemagne: she sure has a lot of cats
 WTF: Seems like a completely normal and healthy relationship.
 Micro Jackson: The cat wins
Image 247650   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
357
 
 WotGives: reminds me superficially of the video for Stuck in the Sound's Let's Go
 grizzly: andrewrae.info/Books-Comics-Zines/…
 redmonkey3: Next panel is most fun... i think suit full of spiders
 Christina: It must be hard to walk with all that equipment on Earth's full gravity.
Image 247649   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
639
 
 Urn BooUrn: Have you seen my lizard?!?
Image 247648   05-15-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
327
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's time for your rectal exam, sonny.
 KyleisBobDole: That's a deserved response from your diabetic grandmother for bringing her a box of chocolate.
 Christina: She's tired of your sh*t.
 Yam: Ya well fuck you too, gran
Image 247647   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
484
 
 DrNinjaman: My wife loves it when I run the dishwasher.
 Yurishiro: Ahhh I get it
 itskando: I like this
 dangerkeith3000: DJ Khaled refuses to make brownies.
 Micro Jackson: I beat it!
 Felicity: So that*s what the eggbeater scene meant in /Bachelor Party/ (1984)
 hajjpodge: My girlfriend likes when I bake brownies too.
Image 247646   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
351
 
 DrNinjaman: @itskando It's cool, I quote other people's stuff all the time. That is a great line.
 itskando: @DrNinjaman : j
 DrNinjaman: @itskando Comment credit: Randall Munroe
 itskando: I'm going to cut a pizza into a spiral! Crimes!!
 dangerkeith3000: For Santa, the year starts on December 26th. Everyone knows that!
 Micro Jackson: Unfortunately, it took 7 days to think up this post
Image 247645   05-15-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: Warranty terms violated
 CaptainCatbreath: Nylon Belted Radials
 dangerkeith3000: That is a unique solution, I tell ya what.
 Micro Jackson: He's just going through a bad patch
 hajjpodge: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Image 247644   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
317
 
 itskando: ** flow
 itskando: She let his hatred for through her
 Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 I will probably never do it but I find your suggestion helpful, thanks.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to squeeze at the sides of the neck to hamper blood flow, yet allow free passage of air thru the larynx.
 barfolomew: David Carradine: apparently a millennial.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah that is so 2016
 hajjpodge: I only engage in mutual choking.
Image 247643   05-15-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
338
 
 Joseph: This is my fetish
 Yurishiro: @WTF Laughing my ass off.
 WTF: Ballooninati confirmed
 Air Biscuit: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream illuminate.
Image 247642   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Page 1 ... 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 ... 24943 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.