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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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 Jewn Cremumbies: Is your girlfriend not a good choice for blowjobs?
 Horm Plemuble: Whooaa he she comes, she's a man eater
 Pimp Drumongus: Your sharkhorse looks like a quadropedal surfboard.
 Goft Grunungo: Girlfrienado.
 Crurt Dampungus: Is this a new SyFy channel original movie?
 Trump Cremungus: Is your girlfriend a bulette?
 Momp Flumombies: Fierce girlfriend
Image 247634   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jirm Grunumbies
 Bengo Drumoble: Vocaloids can't even eat pizza!?!
 Gurt Morpungus: @dangerkeith3000 @barfolomew…
 Vewn Brungus: "Please get this waifu away from me"
 Flango Grunuble: @dangerkeith3000 I started to compose a more educational reply, but then I realized I hate it and I hate myself for knowing it.
 Lorb Cremoble: @dangerkeith3000 the death of culture.
 Rople Morpumbies: WTF am I looking at?
 Volm Drumongus: Stop subjecting young women to anime filters
Image 247633   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Lirb Rempungo
 Thiwn Dampomple: Preferred background music in the cat-house.
 Craft Grungo: This Orgasmatron is weird.
 Larm Morpongo: @Scoo Wondercaterwaul?
 Thong Morpungo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Haft Rempombies: @jochenau given that they're getting poked in the back, I expect they're rather ornery.
 Gelm Morpungus: @barfolomew KATZENKLAVIERS ARE WELL-TEMPERED.
 Muple Flumungo: Katzenklavier.
 Deld Morpongo: I don't always play the piano, but when I do it's cat noises.
Image 247632   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Fromp Brumple
 Rirm Grupert: Hes following his nose!
 Rert Flumumbies: Pathos
 Hiple Morpongus: Bathos
 Pimp Plemumbies: @Yurishiro sadlarious.
 Bople Horpungus: sad but hilarious.
Image 247631   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Reng Flumoble
 Jong Grunungus: Uber driver vetting getting worse - this kitty has a criminal record.
 Flown Plomple: Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!
 Parbo Plumbies: That cat has some crazy long whiskers!
 Jaft Grumple: They see me rollin', they hatin'
 Birt Cremumbies: Toonces!
Image 247630   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Juple Flumoble
 Fliwn Dampoble: @Teechur That was her fat sister
 Duft Dampomple: Porciphone....wasn't she the queen of the underworld? One of Zeus' daughters?
 Herbo Dampungo: I thought this was Trump at first...
 Domp Flumungus: This is how rubber bacon is made
Image 247629   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vampo Grunoble
 Frerb Plemungus: Futurama Suicide Booth comes to reality.
 Flelm Rempupert: I have an exist strategy
 Raple Dampungus: Guess I didn't ask for it, but I'm kinda glad I got it.
 Larbo Morpumbies: No. Wait, there isn't a "no" option... or a "yes" option. ...fuck.
 Trart Pluble: They mean exit not ex........
 Cruple Drumuble: Click blank to exist, click blank not to exist.
 Pongo Morpombies: Well, it's a living.
 Flewn Drumopert: I...I have an option?
 Vump Grunomple: *starts sobbing*
Image 247628   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Fleple Grongus
 Jilm Drumongo: The dog is a good, though ugly, boy.
 Berbo Rempongo: Striking, soulful
 Pompo Flungo: you brought me... sushi!
Image 247627   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jerm Dampombies
 Gaft Albombies: Chris Simpsons Artist
 Flaft Morpongo: This type of bird is smart enough to likely get the joke.
 Hing Pluble: Birb is big famous, sugar *giggles*
 Piwn Plemongus: She knows how to use them
 Jelm Morpongus: Nice sweater puppy.
 Ringo Groble: I should quit the internet for the day. I dont think I'll see anything that can top this.
 Pongo Horpungo: Mmmm drumsticks
 Gengo Drumomple: If birds had legs...oops
 Trampo Flombies: Birbsic instinct
 Pongo Grumple: Nice gams birb
 Treng Plupert: Skip leg day? NOT EVEN ONCE
Image 247626   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Rerm Morpopert
 Hung Albungo: the ol' spicy press sec
 Thurbo Fluble: Man, whod have guessed Id miss this asshole?
 Vilm Gruble: the mirror never lies
Image 247625   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Hirm Plemuble
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