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272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)



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Score:
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 Whatever: Hes following his nose!
 Robespierre: Pathos
 dangerkeith3000: Bathos
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro sadlarious.
 BaconCake: sad but hilarious.
Image 247631   05-15-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
791
 
 Mr Bleak: Uber driver vetting getting worse - this kitty has a criminal record.
 glenalec: Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!
 Teechur: That cat has some crazy long whiskers!
 dangerkeith3000: They see me rollin', they hatin'
 Side Boob: Toonces!
Image 247630   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
426
 
 Micro Jackson: @Teechur That was her fat sister
 Teechur: Porciphone....wasn't she the queen of the underworld? One of Zeus' daughters?
 jochenau: I thought this was Trump at first...
 Side Boob: This is how rubber bacon is made
Image 247629   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
536
 
 glenalec: Futurama Suicide Booth comes to reality.
 Micro Jackson: I have an exist strategy
 Air Biscuit: Guess I didn't ask for it, but I'm kinda glad I got it.
 bug: No. Wait, there isn't a "no" option... or a "yes" option. ...fuck.
 wolfpk: They mean exit not ex........
 seahawks: Click blank to exist, click blank not to exist.
 tacticaljay: Well, it's a living.
 shark: I...I have an option?
 Alpha Trion: *starts sobbing*
Image 247628   05-15-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
828
 
 Not A Bot: The dog is a good, though ugly, boy.
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful
 Bluetocracy: you brought me... sushi!
Image 247627   05-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
697
 
 SuedeOxford: Chris Simpsons Artist
 glenalec: This type of bird is smart enough to likely get the joke.
 Amy Housewine: Birb is big famous, sugar *giggles*
 Micro Jackson: She knows how to use them
 Not A Bot: Nice sweater puppy.
 fanny: I should quit the internet for the day. I dont think I'll see anything that can top this.
 Whatever: Mmmm drumsticks
 Christina: If birds had legs...oops
 Yam: Birbsic instinct
 Annoying Vegan : Nice gams birb
 Porm Munties: Skip leg day? NOT EVEN ONCE
Image 247626   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
Score:
192
 
 celebgate: the ol' spicy press sec
 Yam: Man, whod have guessed Id miss this asshole?
 petepuma: the mirror never lies
Image 247625   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
282
 
 dangerkeith3000: This place is still around?
 Kevin II: AKA NASA
Image 247624   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
262
 
 Bluetocracy: ahh, no capitalist crisis here. Perfect place to build a wal-mart.
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro they're coming faster and faster these days
 camellia: Relax man, we aren't even out of the current capitalist crisis.
Image 247623   05-15-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
539
 
 Bluetocracy: Slothie
 Butcherboy: Everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey ....errr sloth
Image 247622   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
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