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273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

273229  addend: @KingTrebek *blue screens forever*

273231  addend: "...like groceries."

272956  WannaBee: Hero's don't always wear capes.

273223  jackthesmack: Planned Parenthood's fries are terrible

272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
697
 
 SuedeOxford: Chris Simpsons Artist
 glenalec: This type of bird is smart enough to likely get the joke.
 Amy Housewine: Birb is big famous, sugar *giggles*
 Micro Jackson: She knows how to use them
 Not A Bot: Nice sweater puppy.
 fanny: I should quit the internet for the day. I dont think I'll see anything that can top this.
 Whatever: Mmmm drumsticks
 Christina: If birds had legs...oops
 Yam: Birbsic instinct
 Annoying Vegan : Nice gams birb
 Porm Munties: Skip leg day? NOT EVEN ONCE
Image 247626   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
Score:
192
 
 celebgate: the ol' spicy press sec
 Yam: Man, whod have guessed Id miss this asshole?
 petepuma: the mirror never lies
Image 247625   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
282
 
 dangerkeith3000: This place is still around?
 Kevin II: AKA NASA
Image 247624   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
262
 
 Bluetocracy: ahh, no capitalist crisis here. Perfect place to build a wal-mart.
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro they're coming faster and faster these days
 camellia: Relax man, we aren't even out of the current capitalist crisis.
Image 247623   05-15-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
539
 
 Bluetocracy: Slothie
 Butcherboy: Everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey ....errr sloth
Image 247622   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
304
 
 Joseph: I laughed very hard at this, so thanks.
 Warrax: Should have gone outside to play. Then you wouldn't be board.
 Bluetocracy: Got Wood?
 petepuma: don't fence me in
 the snark: Turn to the left
 barfolomew: Knock it off, High Fashion.
 Robespierre: Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashun
 zoso: The 'shed' look
 Scoo: Uh, you got a little something in your chompers
Image 247621   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
512
 
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for die antwoord
 redpeepee: Yolandi en fleek there
 Scoo: Helga so Zef
 NoOneImportant: Rick Sanchez has another daughter?
Image 247620   05-15-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
483
 
 DrinkMixMan: More like "I grabbed a decade-old image from the internet and created an unnecessary caption."
 dangerkeith3000: IT FALLS FROM THE SKY
 dangerkeith3000: WATER IS FREE
 Mumbles: Nestle gonna getcha
 logan: "MEJOOOOOOOOOR"
Image 247619   05-15-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
571
 
 glenalec: So that's why their eyes light up!
 jochenau: *bzzt* Every now and then I fall apart!
 barfolomew: @barfolomew I just noticed that it's "Dreamstime." I'm as embarrassed as if I had spelled "gets" with an apostrophe.
 barfolomew: It's like it's... Dreamtime
Image 247618   05-15-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
613
 
 BabyVaccine: "I'm going to have to stop you right there son. This pizza is no good for you."
 Dr Awkward: These are not the Noids you are looking for
 wolfpk: Yo buddy, serve me up some!
Image 247617   05-15-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
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