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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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 Rild Morpoble: Fart fort
 Rungo Rempupert: ASSSSCAT
 Gurb Plemoble: It appears you're playing Eve. Is Kitty a catital pilot?
 Trert Morpumple: Fart
 Vango Morpumbies: Butt warmer
 Crurt Morpombies: "Mhwuahahahaha-"*gets sat on*
 Hople Morpoble: a nice cat
Image 247616   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Roft Albombies
 Flerbo Flumombies: Or the hearse keeps driving slowly but to a graveyard on the other side of the country, just to see who doesn't give up.
 Flompo Grumbies: When I die I want a funeral procession where the hearse goes as fast as possible and loses everyone but my kid who will be in the passenger seat. Bye bye.
 Golm Horpomple: The cremation heat recycler system keeps the batteries charged.
 Geng Dampungus: This is the least metal thing I've seen all day.
 Treple Plemumple: Priurse.
 Hople Drumongus: @Mad Collager funk to funky
 Vurm Plupert: MY dead ones don't consume the ozone layer thank you.
 Vert Grunungus: One last humiliation before you are entombed.
 Frongo Plemupert: Ashes to ashes, priussss to priussss.
 Germ Flumongus: It runs on decomposition gases.
 Crirbo Floble: Creeping Death Carriage
Image 247615   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Rold Plemoble
 Birm Drumongo: @Side Boob: Gonna guess mange. It's ok - with treatment, he'll be a cute pupper shortly.
 Ruple Groble: Been in the wars lil pupper x
 Vengo Flumumbies: low def pup
 Biple Flungus: "How am I supposed to dog with this thing on?"
 Hold Dampungus: What's wrong with this pup? :ohdear:
 Biple Horpungus: I wish we had a "This is SAD" button
Image 247614   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Rengo Gruble
 Dempo Plemombies: delicious
 Bempo Drumuble: Excuse me? I ordered the screaming soda. It's fine, I should have been more clear.
 Theft Albuble: Golden circle? More like brass balls amirite?
 Flerm Flumple: 'Flavoured' means there is an actual creaming soda.
 Rarm Flumomple: Yeah, Doc, its happening again.
Image 247613   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Crarm Brungo
 Rango Horpupert: That s a given. How are we for toner?
 Friple Plemopert: @Bluetocracy no but I found this cool section they have yesterday where they tell you things are gonna be free and you keep clicking on them but it says you didn't win every time.
 Jango Plemuble: Same. I looked for it on Amazon, but couldn't find any.
 Jerbo Horpungo: So, Lew likes to be run on things?
Image 247612   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Crople Drumuble
 Flemp Rempombies: Networking Manager
 Rople Dampumple: IT dept motivation
 Flald Horpopert: Sir, you shall now receive an upbraiding!
 Croft Horpungo: I.T. BDSMS
 Juple Grupert: Well, that explains the lack of will to live.
 Dift Rempumbies: How the purple ranked spend their evenings.
 Criwn Plumple: Cat(-5) O' Nine Tails
Image 247611   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Crert Grungo
 Pimpo Floble: Don't keep Cosmo and wanda in the bathroom.
 Theple Dampopert: I like weed a whole lot but I think I'd pass if he offered that to me.
 Thirb Rempumple: Poo-Go Stick
Image 247610   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Baple Rempupert
 Florb Plungo: @Side Boob I'm deep inside coke country but every single person I know calls it Soda. Of course the map is 15 years old.
 Thango Horpongus: @Side Boob Arrested Development reference ("I have pop-pop in the attic.")
 Bempo Horpongo: I'd buy one maybe, if I actually had a half-cent coin.
 Vart Flungus: @Side Boob Haha, cool map! Useless and beautiful.
 Thang Plemoble: @itskando Try again…
 Japle Drumupert: If you're still calling it pop, your not ready for it.
Image 247609   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Derbo Gromple
 Porm Flumongo: now we have a crime lord IN the white house!
 Durt Horpumbies: @Dr Awkward I agree. The word should be used sparingly. Only once in a whilst.
 Crurb Cremuble: @Mad Collager Pab's bin ded for a while now.
 Bewn Morpumbies: I dunno, if this is recent, it seems having himself photographed in front of the house of a known criminal is hardly a risk.
 Mift Morpumple: I hate the use of the word "whilst" in place of "while" in a effort to sound smart
 Fromp Morpuble: Step one to reaching your aspirations of not giving a fuck is to stop having aspirations.
 Vamp Brupert: So you give a fuck about not giving a fuck? You're going to have a bad time reaching your aspirations.
 Frempo Groble: "Bad dude"
 Merb Morpomple: Goddammit ICE
Image 247608   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Rert Cremupert
 Haple Alboble: @Mad Collager Soda.
 Frung Brungo: No Sonny, this is not Coke, it's pop.
 Reple Morpongus: I'm just a Shy Guy with a coke addiction.
 Gople Drumumple: Waiting in lines
Image 247607   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Dalm Plemomple
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