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273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan She's a mix of some other herding breed and cardigan Corgi, still is Dog Ownership: Hard Mode and I wouldn't want it different

273319  Fiveninety: don't most phones power off before the battery is completely dead and power back on for the alarm clock? i know i have a smartphone and a dumbphone that both do this. about the only way to make the alarm not go off on either of them is to remove the battery

273328  Not A Bot: Visited New Jersey as a tourist

273325  Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot Perfection!!!

273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan They grow up pretty cute too, check the tail #75757. I feel like I've shown you this, but look at my dog again!

273334  ignatz: w.e. just whack off your pics

273311  Amy Housewine: "I'm looking for a book called 'A Room With A View' about a young girl called Lucy who is touring Italy as a traveling companion with an older lady." "Forster?" "No, she chose to go of her own accord."

273311  edvard: There are other ways you could have proven this. Other ways.

273324  Amy Housewine: At long last, he made an honest horse of her.

273057  tib gubb: MOO to you too, pal!

273104  tib gubb: it's the decision that prevents the formation of time travel

273321  Annoying Vegan : Every dog should be entitled to a home this loving.


273325  Annoying Vegan : I love the little paintbrush end of your tail!

273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

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 Joseph: Or the hearse keeps driving slowly but to a graveyard on the other side of the country, just to see who doesn't give up.
 Joseph: When I die I want a funeral procession where the hearse goes as fast as possible and loses everyone but my kid who will be in the passenger seat. Bye bye.
 Air Biscuit: The cremation heat recycler system keeps the batteries charged.
 bug: This is the least metal thing I've seen all day.
 a sedated moose: Priurse.
 barfolomew: @Mad Collager funk to funky
 Back Door Dan: MY dead ones don't consume the ozone layer thank you.
 PenguinBartender: One last humiliation before you are entombed.
 Mad Collager: Ashes to ashes, priussss to priussss.
 Mr. Shine: It runs on decomposition gases.
 sparename: Creeping Death Carriage
Image 247615   05-15-18   Uploaded by    skylark
 Science: @Side Boob: Gonna guess mange. It's ok - with treatment, he'll be a cute pupper shortly.
 Soy Peso: Been in the wars lil pupper x
 Social Vegan: low def pup
 Robespierre: "How am I supposed to dog with this thing on?"
 Side Boob: What's wrong with this pup? :ohdear:
 Mominous: I wish we had a "This is SAD" button
Image 247614   05-15-18   Uploaded by    earl
 tib gubb: delicious
 Warrax: Excuse me? I ordered the screaming soda. It's fine, I should have been more clear.
 Yam: Golden circle? More like brass balls amirite?
 WTF: 'Flavoured' means there is an actual creaming soda.
 Knice: Yeah, Doc, its happening again.
Image 247613   05-15-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 eradicator: That s a given. How are we for toner?
 Air Biscuit: @Bluetocracy no but I found this cool section they have yesterday where they tell you things are gonna be free and you keep clicking on them but it says you didn't win every time.
 Bluetocracy: Same. I looked for it on Amazon, but couldn't find any.
 Mad Collager: So, Lew likes to be run on things?
Image 247612   05-15-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
 Bluetocracy: Networking Manager
 jokertothethief: IT dept motivation
 Mad Collager: Sir, you shall now receive an upbraiding!
 wolfpk: I.T. BDSMS
 barfolomew: Well, that explains the lack of will to live.
 WTF: How the purple ranked spend their evenings.
 sparename: Cat(-5) O' Nine Tails
Image 247611   05-15-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 Air Biscuit: Don't keep Cosmo and wanda in the bathroom.
 Not A Bot: I like weed a whole lot but I think I'd pass if he offered that to me.
 sparename: Poo-Go Stick
Image 247610   05-15-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob I'm deep inside coke country but every single person I know calls it Soda. Of course the map is 15 years old.
 itskando: @Side Boob Arrested Development reference ("I have pop-pop in the attic.")
 Mad Collager: I'd buy one maybe, if I actually had a half-cent coin.
 GoGo Robotto: @Side Boob Haha, cool map! Useless and beautiful.
 Side Boob: @itskando Try again…
 itskando: If you're still calling it pop, your not ready for it.
Image 247609   05-15-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
 trelyate: now we have a crime lord IN the white house!
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I agree. The word should be used sparingly. Only once in a whilst.
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Pab's bin ded for a while now.
 Mad Collager: I dunno, if this is recent, it seems having himself photographed in front of the house of a known criminal is hardly a risk.
 Dr Awkward: I hate the use of the word "whilst" in place of "while" in a effort to sound smart
 Spazstatic: Step one to reaching your aspirations of not giving a fuck is to stop having aspirations.
 Spazstatic: So you give a fuck about not giving a fuck? You're going to have a bad time reaching your aspirations.
 WTF: "Bad dude"
 itskando: Goddammit ICE
Image 247608   05-15-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 dangerkeith3000: @Mad Collager Soda.
 Mad Collager: No Sonny, this is not Coke, it's pop.
 Spazstatic: I'm just a Shy Guy with a coke addiction.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Waiting in lines
Image 247607   05-15-18   Uploaded by    booger
 sergeant: live your life anyway you can
 Pikachu: Cheap holiday when you stay at home
Image 247606   05-15-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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