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257428  Science: @TurkeyVulture: He's so awesome that he wouldn't shave his mustache to play the part and it still didn't matter!

257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

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257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!



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Score:
412
 
 Side Boob: He's awesome in Legion
 Scoo: Jemaine Clement looks like a weird cross between Fred Armisen and Stephen King.
 Yam: @Nope Oh shit, I didn't even recognize him.
 Nope: Hellz yeah Jemaine
Image 247549   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
253
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 247548   05-14-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
450
 
 VeeKay: Two decent men, 6 genocidal maniacs.
 glenalec: @mrdiron - Somewhere it is always Valentines Day ... (in bed).
 mrdiron: The image queue is so long that you uploaded this in February and it just posted now?
Image 247547   05-14-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
424
 
 skylark: @DrNinjaman Wear protection so you don t get Lik-M-Aids
 Warrax: This reminds me of that time I fucked a bag of candy.
 bug: Pregnant... with flavor!
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - So that's what you kids are calling it nowadays!
 DrNinjaman: Fun Dip is my new favorite euphemism for sex.
 Shay: But Willy Wonka hates kids. Don't be surprised if he gets the Oompa Loompas to perform the "accidental" abortion.
Image 247546   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
78
 
 arctic fox: @DrNinjaman yup!
 Air Biscuit: @WTF its a snapchat thing.
 DrNinjaman: Shocking!
 Lantry: @WTF snapchat originally only allowed one line of text, so you had to use the paintbrush tool to finish writing longer sentences
 WTF: What's with the half typed font followed by half MS Paint writing?
 Knice: So crass you'll freak.
Image 247545   05-14-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
761
 
 joxxuh: Oldsmeowbile
 tib gubb: oh man this is gonna take a complete overhaul
 DrNinjaman: @Air Biscuit Well, I'm glad that's settled.
 Air Biscuit: @DrNinjaman it's a Renault
 WannaBee: Bucatti
 Dr. Bathroom: This is the most French thing I've ever seen. Also, #213066
 DrNinjaman: Isn't that a Daewoo?
 a sedated moose: Wait, damnit!
 a sedated moose: Ford
 Shay: Grease Kitty
 a robot: Paw-nda
 Knice: Meugeot
 a robot: Kitroen
 a robot: Mewzuki
 a robot: @Knice Mewbaru
 Knice: Meowserati
 Knice: Catillac
 Knice: Furrari
 Knice: Mini Coopurr
 Knice: General Meowtors
 Knice: Meowzda
 Knice: Lampurrghini
 Knice: Mewic
 Knice: Meowdi
 Knice: Alfa Romeow
 Knice: It's a Kitsubishi.
 glenalec: I'll get that engine purring like a kitten.
Image 247544   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
472
 
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Image 247543   05-14-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: *fwoosh*
 VeeKay: Hoverfloof, hoverfloof, does whatever a hoverfloof does!
 Air Biscuit: Is this like that episode of the twilight zone where that guy refused to acknowledge his limbs were gone and had telekinetic limbs as a result?
 Dreforian: Hovercat's archnemesis and their climactic battle, coming next week!
 a robot: Hoverdog has an unfair advantage at the agility trials
Image 247542   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
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 Handyman: Sand means camels passing by I get it.
 VeeKay: Beauty of the empty quarter
 Air Biscuit: This is why they need that big Mercedes 6x6.
 glenalec: Desert X-ing ahead.
Image 247541   05-14-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
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 jochenau: I didn't know what a unitard was until I was in college.
 Entertainmentalist: Seriously, what is a kid going to know about fashion crimes?
 dangerkeith3000: I mean, what else can you answer without proper context?
 WTF: Stupid but I can't stop giggling.
 Prostata: well...technically true
Image 247540   05-14-18   Uploaded by    celtic
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