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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
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 Felicity: @DrNinjaman Wear protection so you don*t get Lik-M-Aids
 Warrax: This reminds me of that time I fucked a bag of candy.
 bug: Pregnant... with flavor!
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - So that's what you kids are calling it nowadays!
 DrNinjaman: Fun Dip is my new favorite euphemism for sex.
 Shay: But Willy Wonka hates kids. Don't be surprised if he gets the Oompa Loompas to perform the "accidental" abortion.
Image 247546   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
78
 
 arctic fox: @DrNinjaman yup!
 Air Biscuit: @WTF its a snapchat thing.
 DrNinjaman: Shocking!
 Lantry: @WTF snapchat originally only allowed one line of text, so you had to use the paintbrush tool to finish writing longer sentences
 WTF: What's with the half typed font followed by half MS Paint writing?
 Knice: So crass you'll freak.
Image 247545   05-14-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
736
 
 Felicity: Oldsmeowbile
 tib gubb: oh man this is gonna take a complete overhaul
 DrNinjaman: @Air Biscuit Well, I'm glad that's settled.
 Air Biscuit: @DrNinjaman it's a Renault
 WannaBee: Bucatti
 Dr. Bathroom: This is the most French thing I've ever seen. Also, #213066
 DrNinjaman: Isn't that a Daewoo?
 a sedated moose: Wait, damnit!
 a sedated moose: Ford
 Shay: Grease Kitty
 a robot: Paw-nda
 Knice: Meugeot
 a robot: Kitroen
 a robot: Mewzuki
 a robot: @Knice Mewbaru
 Knice: Meowserati
 Knice: Catillac
 Knice: Furrari
 Knice: Mini Coopurr
 Knice: General Meowtors
 Knice: Meowzda
 Knice: Lampurrghini
 Knice: Mewic
 Knice: Meowdi
 Knice: Alfa Romeow
 Knice: It's a Kitsubishi.
 glenalec: I'll get that engine purring like a kitten.
Image 247544   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
444
 
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Image 247543   05-14-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
808
 
 Mr. Shine: *fwoosh*
 VeeKay: Hoverfloof, hoverfloof, does whatever a hoverfloof does!
 Air Biscuit: Is this like that episode of the twilight zone where that guy refused to acknowledge his limbs were gone and had telekinetic limbs as a result?
 Dreforian: Hovercat's archnemesis and their climactic battle, coming next week!
 a robot: Hoverdog has an unfair advantage at the agility trials
Image 247542   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
516
 
 Yurishiro: Sand means camels passing by I get it.
 VeeKay: Beauty of the empty quarter
 Air Biscuit: This is why they need that big Mercedes 6x6.
 glenalec: Desert X-ing ahead.
Image 247541   05-14-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
433
 
 jochenau: I didn't know what a unitard was until I was in college.
 Entertainmentalist: Seriously, what is a kid going to know about fashion crimes?
 dangerkeith3000: I mean, what else can you answer without proper context?
 WTF: Stupid but I can't stop giggling.
 Prostata: well...technically true
Image 247540   05-14-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
169
 
 Ironass: Ghosts of the recently departed.
Image 247539   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
523
 
 westerner: of course! @RiderFan
 RiderFan: This image was taken seconds before there was a kiss attack.
Image 247538   05-14-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
770
 
 Mr. Butt: Don't sully The Adam's Family with this Tumblr garbage.
Image 247537   05-14-18   Uploaded by    betamax
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