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268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Capital: They stole the CBC logo
 glenalec: Tests will be cross-referenced with the past 40 years of DNA samples from the unsolved crimes unit.
Image 247536   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
159
 
 obboma: Bad for fat-bashing
 jochenau: What @a sedated moose said. Also, I really like that song.
 dangerkeith3000: They don't look happy in this picture and a really wanted something nice to say after all the dumb fat jokes.
 Mr. Butt: What's up everybody. Boogie2988 coming at you live through the power of the internet.
 a sedated moose: HA HA THOSE OBESE PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER WHAT LOSERS
 Prostata: and his cake
 Nope: Is his song butter?
 Zarathustra: Once you go bmi35, you never go back.
 Bohab: Diabetes isn't a song
Image 247535   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
309
 
 Mr. Shine: Pickle-icious: definition make those cukes go loco
 Warrax: Fried pickles are alright. I wouldn't go out of my way to track some down, but if you're offering than sure.
 Sadbot: @Nope The advocates are collaborators
 Nope: Never understood the mindset of things advocating for you to eat them, that's a horrible mascot.
 bug: Was "Dill-icious" already trademarked?
Image 247534   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
643
 
 dangerkeith3000: My dog just died on Saturday. He was 10.
 KingTrebek: @a robot oh then dogs will love it
 a robot: @mammal883 Plot twist: that's not chocolate, it's poop
 mammal883: With that much chocolate, the poor old doggo wont' make 12
 Yam: What a jolly looking dog.
Image 247533   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
647
 
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Image 247532   05-14-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
535
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: why arent there pics of dogs happily draggin they ass?
Image 247531   05-14-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
1037
 
 Robespierre: Purposeful striding
 mammal883: Look at his tufted ears!
 Side Boob: Babu!
Image 247530   05-14-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
374
 
 Science: Oh, Tobias...
 illBilliam: Old Greg?
 Zarathustra: Nope.
Image 247529   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
454
 
 redmonkey3: @White Rice - thanks!
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice My favorite mission? "Survive for 20 minutes." Nothing happens for the first 17 minutes, then NON-STOP ZERG RUSH!
 tib gubb: you're gonna want some static defenses there bud
 White Rice: @redmonkey3 in the game Starcraft (and the sequel/s) one race you could play as needed to build a particular building to power their other buildings and to field more units. If you tried to build/field more units than you were allowed, the game would proclaim "you must construct additional pylons" (pylons being the powering/enabling building type). Also, a common defensive strategy (or protective, if you will) involved building a ton of pylons & cannons, so the cannons would have power even if some pylons were destroyed, and any enemy trying to pass would have to go through a hell of a firestorm to get anywhere (the trick being sending a massive wave of inexpensive units to draw fire while heavy hitters removed the threats). But yeah...video game reference from '98.
 Stumpwiz: This looks like a guilt-trip to me.
 Urn BooUrn: Would you go so far as to say, "You must construct additional pylons!"
 VeeKay: Piss in lesser lakes?
 redmonkey3: Monkey no understand
 glenalec: And make the fish pay for them.
Image 247528   05-14-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
542
 
 TrumpyTrump: When you look in cats eyes, there s something there, like they know things, they understand things
 Ironass: So, I hear you're interested in a boat.
 BavidDowie: I don't always fits. But when I do, I sits.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Felix and chill
Image 247527   05-14-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
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