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273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

273306  AlexDeLarge: I'm hard-pressed to think of a better cosplay idea

273315  charlemagne: funny, she doesn't look druish

273303  artfulcodger: A sad, but common, sight in the aftermath of the collapse of the Wonkonomy.

273315  tib gubb: heh, haha... *sigh*

273281  Mad Collager: So, the song was recorded wive?

273224  BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273306  Mad Collager: Well, Titanic was a steamer.

273307  Mad Collager: I deeply need to express my unique personality through fashion.

273318  Not A Bot: These crackas lackin' coolness.

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Wow! That's going to be beautiful!

273017  grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273311  Sadbot: Computer, show me jokes comma self

273286  WTF: Incorrect. That would be five in death years.

273288  WTF: PPS You park like an asshole!

273291  WTF: If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

273292  WTF: re:re:re:fwd:fwd:lolrotflmao

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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Score:
1037
 
 Robespierre: Purposeful striding
 mammal883: Look at his tufted ears!
 Side Boob: Babu!
Image 247530   05-14-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
374
 
 Science: Oh, Tobias...
 illBilliam: Old Greg?
 Zarathustra: Nope.
Image 247529   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
454
 
 redmonkey3: @White Rice - thanks!
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice My favorite mission? "Survive for 20 minutes." Nothing happens for the first 17 minutes, then NON-STOP ZERG RUSH!
 tib gubb: you're gonna want some static defenses there bud
 White Rice: @redmonkey3 in the game Starcraft (and the sequel/s) one race you could play as needed to build a particular building to power their other buildings and to field more units. If you tried to build/field more units than you were allowed, the game would proclaim "you must construct additional pylons" (pylons being the powering/enabling building type). Also, a common defensive strategy (or protective, if you will) involved building a ton of pylons & cannons, so the cannons would have power even if some pylons were destroyed, and any enemy trying to pass would have to go through a hell of a firestorm to get anywhere (the trick being sending a massive wave of inexpensive units to draw fire while heavy hitters removed the threats). But yeah...video game reference from '98.
 Stumpwiz: This looks like a guilt-trip to me.
 Urn BooUrn: Would you go so far as to say, "You must construct additional pylons!"
 lizzz: Piss in lesser lakes?
 redmonkey3: Monkey no understand
 glenalec: And make the fish pay for them.
Image 247528   05-14-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
542
 
 TrumpyTrump: When you look in cats eyes, there s something there, like they know things, they understand things
 Ironass: So, I hear you're interested in a boat.
 BavidDowie: I don't always fits. But when I do, I sits.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Felix and chill
Image 247527   05-14-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
761
 
 Shay: The effects of Amazon's global market domination has taken its toll on the train yard.
 Zarathustra: Meth, not even once.
 DrinkMixMan: Enuiiiiii!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Thomas The Plank Engine
Image 247526   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
683
 
 Annoying Vegan : Smolamander
Image 247525   05-14-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
288
 
 Shay: Yakkity yak, smoke some crack.
 BavidDowie: @Knice P'shooo!
 Coolguy: Animeirl
 Knice: This is Mascot's homsar.
Image 247524   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
323
 
 androbot: Charlie Brown as a baby.
 Not A Bot: Damn straight. Tell it like it Mema.
 glenalec: If you had seen what I have seen!
Image 247523   05-14-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
372
 
 jazzjunkie: This is what redcoats actually believe.
 Air Biscuit: California: how can we make this harder to reload?
Image 247522   05-14-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
786
 
 bug: My parrot does this. My dog is terrified of him.
 a robot: This is really the only news I want to hear about for the rest of the week
 barfolomew: Bumped the six-alarm fire to the half-hour slot.
 sparename: "Jockey wants a cracker!"
 grizzly: Full story at eleven.
Image 247521   05-14-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
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