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273057  tib gubb: MOO to you too, pal!

273104  tib gubb: it's the decision that prevents the formation of time travel

273321  Annoying Vegan : Every dog should be entitled to a home this loving.


273325  Annoying Vegan : I love the little paintbrush end of your tail!

273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273255 LurkedMoar: Rats!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

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 oregon man: I have a thing for patches.
 Air Biscuit: I need this.
 BavidDowie: ssssssourdough...
 Warrax: Spread some cheese on this cracker.
Image 247515   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Not A Bot: No, it's Soylent Green.
 BavidDowie: Also: dat catch doe...
 BavidDowie: a fielder with hart
 Sandor: "throw bread on me!"
 Demon Universe: And no one thought two deer could make it to the Super Bowl.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: youre ruining the purity!!! you dont even know the rules of the game!!!!
Image 247514   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jazzjunkie: On the other side lies #247590
 jazzjunkie: The road to Shangri-La is great for toning your calves.
 Joseph: The stairs kinda ruin it
 Winterneuro: This is where they filmed that car commercial
 Dreforian: The bravest place on Earth
 glenalec: It go' a big 'ole in it.
Image 247513   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Mr. Shine: TurboRAD for Mr. Iwata. RIP sir.
 nimbus: Goats butter!
 Bohab: Iwata don't ask...
 Annoying Vegan : Who ya gonna call?
Image 247512   05-14-18   Uploaded by    A duck
 jochenau: Ugh, Lipton.
 BavidDowie: Fungus? Skunk-sprayed??
 Mad Collager: Never accept a hot bath invitation from a tea-bagger.
 Demon Universe: No one new the secret of Grandmas sweet tea, but they were insightful enough not to ask.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fake tannery
 Zarathustra: British bath & spa
Image 247511   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Drump Porbs: *sees ex-wife and kids*
 well duh: Whoop whoop whoop!
 grizzly: Dick dogs!
 tib gubb: so majest.
Image 247510   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 jochenau: @tib gubb I hope someone starts buttcoin as an actual currency.
 White Rice: Is there even a Chuck E. Cheese anywhere these could be used?
 Mad Collager: @well duh How many bites does it take to eat a bitcoin?
 well duh: Chocolate bitcoins; the 21st century gelt
 99.9 Percent: "$1,000,000 value"
 Zarathustra: I donno how to put this pal, but you might have been robbed.
 tib gubb: has anyone said buttcoin yet
 glenalec: Funny Money
Image 247509   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 athiest: of
 Christina: In the internet, nobody knows you are a bitch.
Image 247508   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
 Mr. Shine: GET TO WORK!!
 Mad Collager: Someone please muffle him!
 tib gubb: hi exhausted, i'm dad
 Dan Tagonistic: I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs
 Christina: Dad jokes are daddy.
 sparename: Almost completely catalytic..
Image 247507   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
 sparename: "Bite my shiny orange ass!"
 barfolomew: @jochenau I think it's glorious, but I also totally understand why people are badvoting it. It's the human butt on Garfield I think. It's amusing to watch the score go up and down.
 virtualman: @trelyate AISS, it looks like
 jochenau: I'm probably missing something that's making everyone downvote this but in my sad, sheltered little mind it's magnificent.
 Air Biscuit: This Monday is weird.
 skylark: Real culture
 hammy: So he's wearing a catsuit?
 trelyate: I... uh... not sure what I'm not supposed to be thinking of
 Shay: Jim Davis: Leader of the Crips
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i am unsure of the message. is he removing his skin?
 tib gubb: unsee! unsee!
 Warrax: I am so totally not.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck
Image 247506   05-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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