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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Trompo Flopert: Ugh, Lipton.
 Jurb Drumumbies: Fungus? Skunk-sprayed??
 Hort Morpumple: Never accept a hot bath invitation from a tea-bagger.
 Morm Brupert: No one new the secret of Grandmas sweet tea, but they were insightful enough not to ask.
 Gang Brungo: Fake tannery
 Fleng Dampumbies: British bath & spa
Image 247511   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Crirm Rempuble
 Rampo Rempungo: *sees ex-wife and kids*
 Guwn Grunongus: Whoop whoop whoop!
 Lurbo Grombies: Dick dogs!
 Thuwn Brumbies: so majest.
Image 247510   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Tremp Albumbies
 Flirt Plemongo: @tib gubb I hope someone starts buttcoin as an actual currency.
 Frompo Grungo: Is there even a Chuck E. Cheese anywhere these could be used?
 Mump Rempungus: @well duh How many bites does it take to eat a bitcoin?
 Fring Horpumple: Chocolate bitcoins; the 21st century gelt
 Criple Grunopert: "$1,000,000 value"
 Jeng Flumomple: I donno how to put this pal, but you might have been robbed.
 Thingo Albongo: has anyone said buttcoin yet
 Hort Grongus: Funny Money
Image 247509   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Jongo Plemungus
 Thang Flupert: of
 Freld Plemongo: In the internet, nobody knows you are a bitch.
Image 247508   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Jople Plemombies
 Bald Brungo: GET TO WORK!!
 Mift Albopert: Someone please muffle him!
 Reld Albongo: hi exhausted, i'm dad
 Vong Dampungo: I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs
 Rilm Dampungus: Dad jokes are daddy.
 Bengo Grupert: Almost completely catalytic..
Image 247507   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Dang Plumple
 Birt Dampungus: "Bite my shiny orange ass!"
 Vengo Albupert: @jochenau I think it's glorious, but I also totally understand why people are badvoting it. It's the human butt on Garfield I think. It's amusing to watch the score go up and down.
 Fliwn Plongus: @trelyate AISS, it looks like
 Bimp Grupert: I'm probably missing something that's making everyone downvote this but in my sad, sheltered little mind it's magnificent.
 Vang Morpoble: This Monday is weird.
 Floft Ploble: Real culture
 Frorm Grunuble: So he's wearing a catsuit?
 Rampo Morpombies: I... uh... not sure what I'm not supposed to be thinking of
 Vong Plumple: Jim Davis: Leader of the Crips
 Milm Morpoble: i am unsure of the message. is he removing his skin?
 Holm Grunupert: unsee! unsee!
 Bold Flumumbies: I am so totally not.
 Rirbo Plemupert: Fuck
Image 247506   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Rorbo Albuble
 Jeple Plopert: RAD for anyone who ski's in VT
 Geld Drumopert: Miso hungry too.
Image 247505   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Mung Plemongus
 Dimp Plemungo: *fart*
 Theng Rempumple: It must be uncomfortable to stay to close to all those pineapples.
 Lirb Plemupert: Don't even think about it.
Image 247504   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Freple Brongus
 Thampo Flungo: *blow on it before use
 Frurm Drumungo: sometimes you have to blow on it for it to make sound
 Flulm Rempungus: @funny in the wall you could probably install a bit crusher in the empty space, so yes
 Bart Rempombies: does it make 8-bit sounds?
Image 247503   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Hengo Rempoble
 Gurbo Grombies: @Felicity My lodge doesn't ever have wrestling matches, just scholarship pancake breakfasts. Although things can get a little heated when we run low on sausage links or eggs!
 Fluple Flungus: @mammal883 Notice how the feet are pointed--very Masonic. Although to me it looks like the before picture for a 1980s NWA wrestling match that takes place in a parking lot
 Lirm Alboble: @Teechur Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
 Flirb Grunungus: @mammal883 Masonic the Mahedgehog?
 Bimpo Drumungo: That looks like a Masonic handshake, to me...
Image 247502   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Heple Plemupert
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