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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
429
 
 jochenau: Ugh, Lipton.
 BavidDowie: Fungus? Skunk-sprayed??
 Mad Collager: Never accept a hot bath invitation from a tea-bagger.
 Demon Universe: No one new the secret of Grandmas sweet tea, but they were insightful enough not to ask.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fake tannery
 Zarathustra: British bath & spa
Image 247511   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
710
 
 VeeKay: *sees ex-wife and kids*
 well duh: Whoop whoop whoop!
 grizzly: Dick dogs!
 tib gubb: so majest.
 Teechur: DECISIONS WERE MAAAAAAADE!!
Image 247510   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
519
 
 jochenau: @tib gubb I hope someone starts buttcoin as an actual currency.
 White Rice: Is there even a Chuck E. Cheese anywhere these could be used?
 Mad Collager: @well duh How many bites does it take to eat a bitcoin?
 well duh: Chocolate bitcoins; the 21st century gelt
 WannaBee: "$1,000,000 value"
 Zarathustra: I donno how to put this pal, but you might have been robbed.
 tib gubb: has anyone said buttcoin yet
 glenalec: Funny Money
Image 247509   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
223
 
 Felicity: *of
 Christina: In the internet, nobody knows you are a bitch.
Image 247508   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
573
 
 Mr. Shine: GET TO WORK!!
 Mad Collager: Someone please muffle him!
 tib gubb: hi exhausted, i'm dad
 Dan Tagonistic: I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs
 Christina: Dad jokes are daddy.
 sparename: Almost completely catalytic..
Image 247507   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
162
 
 sparename: "Bite my shiny orange ass!"
 barfolomew: @jochenau I think it's glorious, but I also totally understand why people are badvoting it. It's the human butt on Garfield I think. It's amusing to watch the score go up and down.
 Felicity: @trelyate AISS, it looks like
 jochenau: I'm probably missing something that's making everyone downvote this but in my sad, sheltered little mind it's magnificent.
 Air Biscuit: This Monday is weird.
 antipatterns: Real culture
 WannaBee: So he's wearing a catsuit?
 trelyate: I... uh... not sure what I'm not supposed to be thinking of
 Shay: Jim Davis: Leader of the Crips
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i am unsure of the message. is he removing his skin?
 tib gubb: unsee! unsee!
 Warrax: I am so totally not.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck
Image 247506   05-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
383
 
 ignatz: RAD for anyone who ski's in VT
 Christina: Miso hungry too.
Image 247505   05-14-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
258
 
 raditzu: *fart*
 Christina: It must be uncomfortable to stay to close to all those pineapples.
 Knice: Don't even think about it.
Image 247504   05-14-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
651
 
 Air Biscuit: *blow on it before use
 petepuma: sometimes you have to blow on it for it to make sound
 Bohab: @funny in the wall you could probably install a bit crusher in the empty space, so yes
 funny in the wall: does it make 8-bit sounds?
Image 247503   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
281
 
 mammal883: @Felicity My lodge doesn't ever have wrestling matches, just scholarship pancake breakfasts. Although things can get a little heated when we run low on sausage links or eggs!
 Felicity: @mammal883 Notice how the feet are pointed--very Masonic. Although to me it looks like the before picture for a 1980s NWA wrestling match that takes place in a parking lot
 mammal883: @Teechur Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
 Teechur: @mammal883 Masonic the Mahedgehog?
 mammal883: That looks like a Masonic handshake, to me...
Image 247502   05-14-18   Uploaded by    alex
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