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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

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 hajjpodge: @Prostata I guess that's what being sexually frustrated will do to a person after many years of self-sabotage.
 Astanapan: www.youtubeburgerwatch?v=0k-hURJf40 0:51
 Side Boob: This guy the cops won't shoot?!
 Prostata: those dudes will hump literally anything
 Yurishiro: Hellooooo
Image 247497   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 "history"
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 I learned that from /Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs/
 Felicity: Rad for moai
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 dangerkeith3000: The History channel told me aliens built the moai statues.
Image 247496   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
 Not A Bot: one teath, no teath, two teath, some one's thinking it.
 VoR: Filler up will ya
Image 247495   05-14-18   Uploaded by    icloud
 jochenau: I've shoveled a raccoon and a cat, and maybe a skunk? Rural life is full of adventure...
 BavidDowie: @mammal883 hm, maybe for segregating ingredients on a large scale? This is mah mint shovel. It green.
 Knice: @fanny Complex Feminine Needs is my dancin' name.
 fanny: @VoR then how am i supposed to know it's a shovel that can meet my complex feminine needs?
 VoR: @fanny shovel coloured shovel...
 mammal883: I once worked in a plant that had all sorts of colors of shovels, all food grade plastic. There were white ones, pink ones, blue ones...
 fanny: @VoR well yeah how else are girls supposed to shovel?!
 VoR: Pink shovel!? Really?
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Looks like it is either dead or very sick.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 is he, is he, is he dead?
 dangerkeith3000: is it dead?
Image 247494   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 antipatterns: all of a sudden the "natural human process" talk goes out the window.
 fanny: the creepiest of all creep shots
 grizzly: @ignatz rigor mortis.
 Yurishiro: All engines running. Liftoff! We have a liftoff! Thirty-two minutes past the hour. Liftoff on Apollo 11!
 grizzly: @Scoo is he, is he,is he dead?
 ignatz: @Scoo I hear you often get one when you die..
 Scoo: is it dead?
 Winterneuro: Must be a good dream
Image 247493   05-14-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
 Air Biscuit: If it fits, I sits.
 Not A Bot: This underpass for second times and up only.
 glenalec: Either this cactus has lost its genes for spines or that cat is extremely thorough!
 Yurishiro: Catcus
 ignatz: This cat is safe.
 wolfpk: Cat acupuncture
 grizzly: This cactus has been censored.
 bug: The other guy looks more comfortable.
 Shay: I call him Prickly Pete.
Image 247492   05-14-18   Uploaded by    LKoroton
 WannaBee: I'm sure there's a step-stool under there as well.
 glenalec: There is a pea under there somewhere.
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 everyone needs a bossom for a pillow
 dangerkeith3000: Why you no have pillows?
Image 247491   05-14-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend into body modification?
 Off Topic: Or... I'll keep doing drugs and keep the magic alive.
 dangerkeith3000: I've never seen a unicorn, but the last time I took acid (about 15 years ago) Barney the Dinosaur was chasing me down the street. Scared the shit out of me.
 Peter Pantsless: You're not the boss of me
Image 247490   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 VoR: Easy on the mozzarel..Mozza. .Ew!
 ignatz: I'm telling! You're in trouble!
 Donut: Thinking about Ninjara again, Raphy?
 dangerkeith3000: Ewwww...clean that up.
 itskando: @Peter Pantsless haha, grose
 Peter Pantsless: Well, they are TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles
Image 247489   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 Shay: familyhorn
 dangerkeith3000: llololol
 barfolomew: They all died in the Feud.
Image 247488   05-14-18   Uploaded by    highdra
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