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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
507
 
 jochenau: This Katamari Damacy level looks dangerous.
 tib gubb: what did that cabbage ever do to you?
 Yurishiro: @bug or the end
 Micro Jackson: Is it dead yet?
 bug: The beginnings of a Caesar salad.
 VeeKay: 15 March 44 BCE. Although over 60 conspirators swore to stab the cabbage he only had 23 wounds.
 Yurishiro: Hellcabbage
 Side Boob: Et tu, Brute?
Image 247481   05-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
142
 
 DrinkMixMan: Isn't this image supposed to be used to comment on another image?
 Shay: Kind of a crappy year.
 Micro Jackson: Year of the Dog, muthafuckah!
 antipatterns: Good lad, you're finally acting like a man. Any last words?
 bug: If you're a time traveler, you may want to try at least 2 years into the future. Otherwise, you're stuck with this: #247478
 bug: 2018. Why are you yelling?
 Off Topic: A year we wish you were still with us
Image 247480   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
405
 
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb thefatrat is a good band.
 tib gubb: you rat very fat
 Micro Jackson: Rats!
 Christina: It's looking at this cat: #247475.
Image 247479   05-14-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
447
 
 itskando: Starring me
 petepuma: voted bad because of many reasons, including... space jam was not that good
 fumbduck: Voted rad because funny.
 dangerkeith3000: I"m conflicted on whether to rad or bad. On one hand, it's Trump, on the other hand, it mentions a Space Jam sequel...
Image 247478   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
457
 
 Zukero: Say ayy lmao again, motherfucker. I dare you!
 Shay: Sailor Contortionist
 Donut: Original Character Do Not Kill Aliens
 VeeKay: Evgenia chopping them alien dudes up with her skates
 Sadbot: Sailor Bradford
Image 247477   05-14-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
767
 
 Mr. Shine: Together we are . . . WYLD STALLYNS!! *guitar lick*
 Ironass: We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
 tib gubb: why the heck not
 antipatterns: JC Penny's Bizarre Adventure
 petepuma: where's doctor who when you need him
 VeeKay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 Robespierre: Redefining their style statements
 WannaBee: FATHERRRR!!!
Image 247476   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
814
 
 VeeKay: Pensive felines looks pensive. (Mine has just vomited on the window sill. Charming).
Image 247475   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
716
 
 Ironass: It must have taken a lot of training to do that.
 Yurishiro: @raditzu waste?? This is amazing!
 raditzu: @Teechur special place in hell for people wasting books
 Teechur: Murder of the Orient Express book.
Image 247474   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
566
 
 Annoying Vegan : Snugs not drugs
 Teechur: @Mad Collager One of my tasks as a trainer in the Scouts is to teach ropes and knots. I would agree that macrame' is a series of knots, but with a specific type of fiber.
 Yurishiro: I love you mop
 Mad Collager: @Teechur I once did fancy ropework for an exhibit and was accused of doing macrame'. I really didn't have an answer, as I think they really accomplish almost the same thing.
 Teechur: @Joseph My wife is a knitter and a crocheter. I know not the difference. I do know that a 1/4" bolt uses a 7/16" wrench. I also know how to conjugate verbs into 12 different tenses and moods in Spanish.
 Joseph: Switcherino, but a weird one.
 Joseph: @Teechur That's pclassicerous, of course not! It's not knitting it's crochet
 Teechur: Did you knit your sweater with yarn made from your dog's hair?
Image 247473   05-14-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
228
 
 Teechur: @White Rice I met my wife on a dial-up BBS called Freenet back in 1994. Neither of us knew what the other looked liked until our first date. This totally blows my stoodints' minds.
 White Rice: @Teechur I'd say that everybody has probably already seen that particular video, but then I remembered that the internet has been around too long, and there are those still uninitiated to the classic unholy trinity of the internet. Happy Tree Friends might be too old for those kids too, and that makes me feel extra old.
 Air Biscuit: Vending machines kill more people than sharks each year. This was probably self defense.
 glenalec: @Peter Pantsless - They probably did take one thing - the snack they had paid for but got stuck.
 Shay: This is what happens when you take a sip of Haterade.
 petepuma: the mistake was trying to sell cinder blocks via a vending machine
 sparename: When you just have the exact change but one of your coins keeps getting rejected
 tib gubb: somebody was hungry
 VeeKay: Free today lads
 grizzly: Anarchy in the UK!
 Teechur: Don't do a search for Happy Tree Friends Vending Machine and don't watch the resulting video.
 Telkwa: Trumponomics explained.
 Yurishiro: Sproooing
 Peter Pantsless: I was working security at a parking garage where somebody did this but, bafflingly, didn't take anything
Image 247472   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Cami
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