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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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Score:
1243
 
 Miwn Plemongo: Hello Johnny, you are a good boy. (Yes?) Yes. (Yes?) Yes. [S'alright?] You be quiet. (Okay) Not you, him. (Sorry) [S'alright]
 Crert Brupert: ... And still smarter than the current administration.
 Biwn Rempopert: "cheer up mister president; give us a kiss"
 Lamp Plungus: "This is Senor Pepe"
 Thumpo Rempungus: Biden memes are the best
 Haft Plungo: Taco taco burrito. Jennifer Lopez needs kisses
 Merb Horpongo: *sigh* sometimes i forget just why you are here Joe... but you remember me, thx
 Morbo Plupert: Gimme a kiss.
Image 247461   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Bingo Grombies
Score:
438
 
 Lump Ploble: So it's the kind of place where they stick it to you?
 Lift Rempupert: "So how's the atmosphere?" "I GOT STABBED HERE!"
 Boft Gromple: I'm pretty sure this is from my town, but I'm having a hard time thinking of where the food is fresh and the drinks are tasty...
 Bump Plungus: They're doing Yelp reviews for State Prisons now?
 Thurm Horpuble: Well it sucks it doesn't show what place it is!
 Mampo Bromple: Would call it a stabby-friendly place
Image 247460   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Girb Drumongo
Score:
526
 
 Hempo Grongo: @Not A Bot they say in heaven grumpy cat comes first....
 Rongo Brupert: 3 cat that's-no-moon.
 Hoft Gropert: Ooooo heaven is a place on Earth!
Image 247459   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Veng Dampupert
Score:
980
 
 Jiwn Bropert: Should have gone with "Yespassing"
 Ping Drumumple: "...but as you do, please contemplate the works of Woodie Guthrie and the increasing atomization of our communities"
 Miple Rempomple: "I left my home in Georgia..."
 Rold Rempomple: In a lot of places, saying I cant stand on your dock is like saying I cant stand by your mailbox. And thats why Im here by your mailbox.
 Peng Plungus: You should have a line saying "...at your own risk" or something. Because litigiousness seems to be a common trait anymore.
 Gango Brumple: That's. Not. Trespassing. *rubs bridge of nose*
 Gelm Albungo: The owners are off in the distance somewhere with a shotgun waiting for some poor sap to fall for their sign.
 Vurbo Grunoble: The colors and design of this sign are misleading though...
 Flurm Dampumbies: "I have a boyfriend" - Private Dock
 Mimpo Plemongus: good members of the community dot jpeg
 Gurb Grunungo: Forgive us our trespassing as you are free to trespass against us.
 Dald Horpongo: Meanwhile in Canada.....
 Paple Brumple: Instructions unclear, etc.
 Berm Flopert: Jokes aside, that's really nice.
Image 247458   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Fluld Dampuble
Score:
455
 
 Crerb Dampombies: This is a private car, but you're welcome to sit on top and enjoy the view.
 Trimp Fluble: That looks like a real beach!
 Dild Rempombies: Looks like they were filming something moving along the beach (riding horses?)
 Frift Grunomple: something something Tide pods
 Thompo Plombies: But the sign said it was ok to trespass!
 Rerb Flungus: whoopsiedoodle
 Murb Flumumple: We gotta get this whale back in the ocean, pronto! Quit standing there and help, you sons of *****es!
 Merm Drumupert: @TurkeyVulture so youre good at surfing and have bumper stickers to express that?
 Muwn Grunungus: When in quicksand, it's best not to struggle.
 Jemp Plemongo: And I'm telling YOU this is the fastest way to China!
 Pengo Dampongo: What? It says "sport" right in the name!
 Vewn Horpombies: @Prostata same here. But I drive a 1982 Chevy Luv.
 Trulm Cremumbies: more money than brains
Image 247457   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Dump Dampumple
Score:
921
 
 Flurb Rempupert: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
 Dompo Flumungo: @Robespierre: More like extremely Biter.
 Mulm Grunomple: @Yurishiro Senses they're extremely bitter
 Flirt Plomple: Coccinelids
 Biple Rempungus: How is your dog not eating that?!
 Hart Plemupert: Ladyboop
Image 247456   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Pald Cremumbies
Score:
41
 
Image 247455   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Flango Flumoble
Score:
588
 
 Muwn Cremuble: @Annoying Vegan - Trumble
 Bompo Rempongus: What kind of dog is this?
 Vaft Horpungus: "Peruvian" breed guinea pig. He's a cutie. Those guys require a lot of grooming to keep their furs neat like that.
 Gaft Morpumbies: Put it down and watch it go! Your house will shine!
 Flart Dampombies: Is there a rabbit under all this fur?
 Crurm Flumuble: Hey did someone drop their wig? OH GOD IT LIVES!!!
Image 247454   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Derbo Plemopert
Score:
372
 
 Dolm Drumupert: I wanted to hear more about the Lincoln Squirrel
 Trampo Cremuble: ha ha!
 Thurb Grunomple: Eenie, meenie, miny, mo - is Kent a hero? The answer is no
 Gongo Drumumbies: more like trouble in brockman amirite
 Deng Groble: Poor Kenny Brockelstein.
Image 247453   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Dople Albomple
Score:
514
 
 Cring Brongo: @Zukero You should have seen the crossover event. The mini TMNTs showed up too.
 Rulm Flumongo: @Yurishiro @Mr. Butt @Yam Same. They really were nothing more than Polly Pockets for boys...
 Rirm Grunupert: We went to a reptile museum this weekend; I got to hold sneks.
 Frort Albungo: @Mr. Butt @Yam Also same! So goddamn TINY!!
 Vild Plemongus: @Yam Same!
 Fruft Albomple: I had that toy. Mighty Max!
Image 247452   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Rarm Flomple
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