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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket



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Score:
526
 
 Winterneuro: @Not A Bot they say in heaven grumpy cat comes first....
 dangerkeith3000: 3 cat that's-no-moon.
 Not A Bot: Ooooo heaven is a place on Earth!
Image 247459   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
980
 
 petepuma: Should have gone with "Yespassing"
 Sadbot: "...but as you do, please contemplate the works of Woodie Guthrie and the increasing atomization of our communities"
 FabricMan: "I left my home in Georgia..."
 Demon Universe: In a lot of places, saying I cant stand on your dock is like saying I cant stand by your mailbox. And thats why Im here by your mailbox.
 Teechur: You should have a line saying "...at your own risk" or something. Because litigiousness seems to be a common trait anymore.
 PenguinBartender: That's. Not. Trespassing. *rubs bridge of nose*
 dangerkeith3000: The owners are off in the distance somewhere with a shotgun waiting for some poor sap to fall for their sign.
 Watch Out: The colors and design of this sign are misleading though...
 azazel: "I have a boyfriend" - Private Dock
 barfolomew: good members of the community dot jpeg
 Smorlacks: Forgive us our trespassing as you are free to trespass against us.
 drhenry: Meanwhile in Canada.....
 lebron: Instructions unclear, etc.
 trepanation: Jokes aside, that's really nice.
Image 247458   05-14-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
455
 
 jazzjunkie: This is a private car, but you're welcome to sit on top and enjoy the view.
 Ironass: That looks like a real beach!
 glenalec: Looks like they were filming something moving along the beach (riding horses?)
 petepuma: something something Tide pods
 bug: But the sign said it was ok to trespass!
 BavidDowie: whoopsiedoodle
 Demon Universe: We gotta get this whale back in the ocean, pronto! Quit standing there and help, you sons of *****es!
 Air Biscuit: @TurkeyVulture so youre good at surfing and have bumper stickers to express that?
 dangerkeith3000: When in quicksand, it's best not to struggle.
 Teh Simpson: And I'm telling YOU this is the fastest way to China!
 barfolomew: What? It says "sport" right in the name!
 TurkeyVulture: @Prostata same here. But I drive a 1982 Chevy Luv.
 Prostata: more money than brains
Image 247457   05-14-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
921
 
 glenalec: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
 Telkwa: @Robespierre: More like extremely Biter.
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Senses they're extremely bitter
 dangerkeith3000: Coccinelids
 Mumbo Dingus: How is your dog not eating that?!
 Annoying Vegan : Ladyboop
Image 247456   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
41
 
 Vivian: O
Image 247455   05-14-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
588
 
 glenalec: @Annoying Vegan - Trumble
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
 Prostata: "Peruvian" breed guinea pig. He's a cutie. Those guys require a lot of grooming to keep their furs neat like that.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Put it down and watch it go! Your house will shine!
 Christina: Is there a rabbit under all this fur?
 Dresdenkeogh: Hey did someone drop their wig? OH GOD IT LIVES!!!
Image 247454   05-14-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
372
 
 a robot: I wanted to hear more about the Lincoln Squirrel
 tib gubb: ha ha!
 Scoo: Eenie, meenie, miny, mo - is Kent a hero? The answer is no
 ShamWOW: more like trouble in brockman amirite
 barfolomew: Poor Kenny Brockelstein.
Image 247453   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
514
 
 Demon Universe: @Zukero You should have seen the crossover event. The mini TMNTs showed up too.
 Zukero: @Yurishiro @Mr. Butt @Yam Same. They really were nothing more than Polly Pockets for boys...
 Annoying Vegan : We went to a reptile museum this weekend; I got to hold sneks.
 Alaskan: @Mr. Butt @Yam Also same! So goddamn TINY!!
 Mr. Butt: @Yam Same!
 Yam: I had that toy. Mighty Max!
Image 247452   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
851
 
 BavidDowie: I feel like you're mocking me
 tomatosaws: "Hey. Go away."
 barfolomew: I honestly looked at this image like three times and didn't see the cat.
 Christina: One of these cats is an actual cat.
Image 247451   05-14-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
496
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wristwormhole
 Air Biscuit: Nice watch camoflague.
 livelovebarf: Terrowrist.
 dangerkeith3000: nsfw
 RiderFan: @Dr Awkward Eastern Elbow Time.
 Dr Awkward: Half past freckle
 barfolomew: You're currently a hair under your step goal.
Image 247450   05-14-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
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